Sonichu Sonichu 12, pages 95-112 - Book completed

[FriendlyNeighborhoodDaddy]

So Rosechub is thin again, but there will always be immobile Layla.

Jessica's missing out.

 

[Trans Fat 41g]

Great we can all finally die now...

 

[FisfulFries]

So is that the same Ditto that raped Bananasaur?

Glad to see that absolutely no character development took place whatsoever.

There hasn't been a single bit a character development since book 5 when Chris let Sara Hammer go.

Ever since then every single time there's been a problem/villain in the comic, Chris tell the viewers going to fight it, spoils both that he defeats it and how it's defeated, defeats the problem in the most anti climatic way possible, and then either text walls his feeling about the issue and/or retcons any and all damage it did.

In a normal bad comic you get bored by the story only once, but somehow Chris bores you before (twice even), during, and after each story.

 

[Casual Garbage]

To lose weigh, all I do is stand up and play guitar hero.

 

[KM 749]

Reginald finally got the love of his life and Chris made her an obese gold digger, all for a visual gag.
Chris, how could you?

 

[Bandit Keith]

So...Rosechu lost 200 pounds in 2 weeks?

Whay kind of metabolism do these little mutants have?!

 

[odius]

When did Chris get an inflation fetish?

 

[ShittyRecolor]

After so many years Sonichu finally goes on an adventure again, but of course it turns out to be just a dream. I am surprised how consistent the art is by CWC standards, especially Fattychu. Looks like he really, really wanted to impress Jessica.

Either that or isn't sure how to do an innie belly button. Of course with fur, I think a better excuse is to draw a couple ruffled bits of fur where one would be and be done with it, but no, it just looks like it exploded!

I like to imagine that it's the skin flabs around teir belly buttons constantly rubbing together, making a perpetual fart noise.

Apparently this is the face of a person trapped inside a burning room.
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Is Chris trying to tell us something?

Looks like between Alec setting him on fire and him burning his home down Chris has developed a new fetish.

 

[ZehnBoat]

and chris still thinks when the hero chooses correctly when given a choice he gets both anyway.
because that worked with julay and the playstation right?

 

[Pepito The Cat]

So none of this was cannon? It was all an episode of autism?

Autism is always cannon in Sonichu. I think the Ditto shit is because he doesn't want to break any copyright laws by having SEGA licensed characters in his comic by adding Game Freak copyrighted material into it. His lack of imagination for character design is inversely proportional to the retardation of his plot lines.

 

[MY 405]

"You have to complete these challenges three". Anynthing like "you must answer these questions three" from Monty Python and the Holy Grail? I really enjoyed his tight climb back up to the womb, and do you rescue your mother or your toys in a fire dilemma. (And the "milady".).

 

[Krispum Western Chumbler]

This is what I read...

 

[Robotic Richard Simmons]

Going to point out the things I noticed:

Did Sonichu piss in the water?

Sonichu looks like he's wearing lipstick. Faggot.

Sonichu literally risked the lives of his children and his entire world for a fat tranny.

Confirmed for Fedora Lord.

 

[BF 388]

Apparently this is the face of a person trapped inside a burning room.
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Is Chris trying to tell us something?

"This is fine"

 

[Paige Matheson]

Going to point out the things I noticed:

Did Sonichu piss in the water?

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Sonichu looks like he's wearing lipstick. Faggot.

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Sonichu literally risked the lives of his children and his entire world for a fat tranny.

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Confirmed for Fedora Lord.

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I thought it was piss and shit, but I think it's his tail. I actually thought all of page 106 were sex acts, until I read on. I'm still not sure I understand what's going on.

 

[BigTubboWithLittleChina]

and chris still thinks when the hero chooses correctly when given a choice he gets both anyway.
because that worked with julay and the playstation right?

Is that supposed to be what happened there? And there was me thinking that Sonichu had pulled off some feat of cunning autism far beyond my mortal mind. Bet Chris is delighted to know that his little electric hedgehog Pokemon would apparently choose Rosechu's life over his and all CWCville's.

Edit - also, in the 'let's get skinny' montage, look at the background. Layla is getting more and more obese in each panel. Looks like Chris can't quite let that feeder fetish go just yet...

 

[Trilby]

"You have to complete these challenges three". Anynthing like "you must answer these questions three" from Monty Python and the Holy Grail?

Might be, but I also thought of THIS! Of course I'm sure it was Monty Python anyway.

 

[Bardle-B Jones]

Okay, Chris messed up on the very first frame and called himself out on it. He didn't start over, he didn't grab a new sheet. Nothing. I shouldn't be surprised by just how little Chris cares, but it continues to astound me.

And you wanna hear something unexpected? I was really invested at the part where Sonichu had to choose between saving Rosechu and Chris-chan. Actual drama! Of course, nothing of bad consequence can ever happen in this comic. Ever.

But while I admit I was amazed that this comic got me excited, it only happened because the bar is set so fucking low.

 

[_blank_]

...I didn't even pay for these pages and I still want a refund.

 

[Picklechu]

Reginald finally got the love of his life and Chris made her an obese gold digger, all for a visual gag.
Chris, how could you?

My favorite part of this is the fact that Reginald was originally another self-insert for Chris.