Sonic Movie Thread - From a Disastrous Teaser/Trailer to Not That Bad a Movie; Got a Sequel

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It is really funny that he specifically has to mention that he DOESN'T mean anything he disagrees with since otherwise what he's saying is a pretty common "alt-right" (read: sane normal person) sentiment.

There was no "creative vision" behind Sonic the Movie. It was literally made to make sure the movie rights weren't lost. The faceless jews behind the design aren't upset that their design wasn't well received (especially since it ended up creating intense positive buzz around the movie when it was changed "for the fans"). There is a legitimate argument to be made here that the screaming masses shouldn't be able to change things they don't like, but I have a feeling that this guy wouldn't agree with most of the examples I'd present.

For the record, I think the movie would have been way funnier and more memorable if the design had stayed awful. I guess it's a nice win for the masochists who still call themselves Sonic fans and who endlessly praise anything remotely decent that he's in, but it's a loss for those of us who wanted a funny trainwreck and not a generic kids' movie.
 
I mean if you want stupid looking Sonic characters and bad writing there's more than enough online. Of course those people aren't spending millions of dollars in the process.
On the other hand, if people wanted a good Sonic movie, there's already one of those (and it's still the best piece of Sonic media there is), and plenty of movies about wisecracking CG sidekicks.
 
On the other hand, if people wanted a good Sonic movie, there's already one of those (and it's still the best piece of Sonic media there is), and plenty of movies about wisecracking CG sidekicks.
There's another Sonic movie? You mean that anime from the 90s?
 
Some dude getting torn apart on Twitter for this take.
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"Let's have revolutionary weird shit in cartoons aimed at seven year olds 😏", says the androgynous, animatronic Soyjack with pronouns in his Twitter

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He would have a point about how creators should be able to make controversial risks despite audience backlash if just for the artistic vision. I say would because he was stupid enough to give this take over fucking Sonic, a character that already has a set design, rules, built in audience and serves nothing more than as an ad for the established franchise. Plus you know that shitty design was also forced on the creators by suits, so the dumbass isn't even defending said creators true vision.
 
Plus you know that shitty design was also forced on the creators by suits, so the dumbass isn't even defending said creators true vision.
At least the suits had the minimal sense to realize it was going to be a complete disaster and save themselves a few million dollars.
 
I hope Knuckles gets that sweet hat he had in the OVA
Sega has this weird thing about the OVA. Ian Flynn was explicitly not allowed to give Knuckles his hat in the mainline comics, but he was allowed to give it to Boom Knuckles as a quick gag so who knows.

And now it's one of the most profitable video game movies ever. I doubt they'll step on Jeff Fowler's toes as much for the sequel.
I think the weirdest thing for me is seeing Battleship on that list
 
And what lesson is that? bow down to your corporate overlords? Yeah he is trying to say "You won't always get what you want" but he looks like the kind of faggot who would bitch for days on twitter if the "controversial choices" he wants didn't align with his views
I may not always get what I want but I'm only going to PAY for what I want. These fucking retards are so completely insane.
 
"Let's have revolutionary weird shit in cartoons aimed at seven year olds 😏", says the androgynous, animatronic Soyjack with pronouns in his Twitter

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Everything about that face looks dopey and punchable, from the mono-wrinkle in the forehead, to the sad caterpillar eyebrows, to the goofy frames and the neotenous jaw. What's with the huge wigger stud in his earlobe? Why is he wearing pins on his lapels?

Imagine this dope poking his finger in your chest and telling you that you can't have the Sonic that you want.

I may not always get what I want but I'm only going to PAY for what I want. These fucking retards are so completely insane.
Remember, these people think that shoving Spaghetti-Os up one's snatch is art worth clapping for.
 
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