Sonic Movie Thread - From a Disastrous Teaser/Trailer to Not That Bad a Movie; Got a Sequel

[starborn427614]

These trailers have given way too much of the plot away.

McDonald's has actually done more than any of these trailers. Look up the toys for Sonic 3 if you don't believe me.

 

[Turtles McDougal]

I do appreciate that they're keeping Maria and Shadow's backstory close to the chest...for the most part.

Also, highly unlikely, but I'll lose my shit if Biolizard shows up.

 

[cybertoaster]

Look up the toys for Sonic 3 if you don't believe me.

Oh shit now I remember the happy meal toys for the og Sonic 3 game, $1.99 for a happy meal, feels like ages ago........oh wait it is, 30 years already.

 

[AlmightyMagichan]

Got some insider information. They had to split this movie into 2 parts because of the McDonalds Toys. The other half of the movie will be called "Shadow & Knuckles." If you play both movies together it sends a secret lock on message directly into your brain.

 

[The Paleblood Vessel]

They won't do it, but will immediately buy a ticket if they actually have the balls to show Maria getting shot on camera.

 

[Mayor Cody Travers]

Oh shit now I remember the happy meal toys for the og Sonic 3 game, $1.99 for a happy meal, feels like ages ago........oh wait it is, 30 years already.

I got one of the Tails toys before they got recalled. I also won one of the free copies of the game.

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

Hot damn.

 

[starborn427614]

Hot damn.
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They're putting out a lot of new posters today.

 

[Nobunaga]

Yeah, Shadow and Robotnik working together to utilise the power of a space colony for revenge/world domination. Who could have seen that coming?

But did you know the ultimate lifeform started as a retarded lizard before geralt got some nigger ayy lmao space semen?????
And shadow hecking dies at the end??????

 

[Unnecessary Surgery Land]

If Biolizard doesn't show up I'm literally gonna kms fr fr

 

[Flexo]

Sonic acknowledging the existence of the Pokémon IP was probably a long time coming tbh.

This will have all been worth it if Jim Carrey builds a machine to try and turn Sonic into Pikachu...

 

[The Paleblood Vessel]

They're putting out a lot of new posters today.

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It really needs to be stated how for some reason, the posters for the ScreenX and 4DX formats that next to nobody gives a shit about are on average much better than the regular posters you see at the theater not just for this movie, but in general.

 

[Xenomorphs Are Cute]

Sorry for the double post, new trailer just dropped.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=LH1J1EbqCaI

I used to pray for times like these.

I wish it was something more like a Deagle or a .45, but I'm just happy he has a gun now.

Hoping for dual-wield too.

 

[Celebrate Nite]

Sorry for the double post, new trailer just dropped.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=LH1J1EbqCaI

"The more you talk, the harder I want to hit you!"

Yes, Shadow, I too feel the same way when current Sonic opens his mouth.

 

[cybertoaster]

I wonder if SEGA's two remaining neurons will fire up and they'll relaunch the chao garden in the next sonic game or even as an app, the later has potential to rake in the cash..........oh wait I forgot this is the company that hates money, another $100mil for a canned tranny shooter por favor!

I also won one of the free copies of the game.

Still got it?

It really needs to be stated how for some reason, the posters for the ScreenX and 4DX formats that next to nobody gives a shit about are on average much better than the regular posters

You just answered your question: nobody gives a shit about those formats so they need the eyeballs.

 

[DeadwastePrime]

I wish it was something more like a Deagle or a .45, but I'm just happy he has a gun now.

well we cant have real gun because gun bad but sci fi gun that dont exist good i guess

 

[Mojo Thief]

I used to pray for times like these.
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I wish it was something more like a Deagle or a .45, but I'm just happy he has a gun now.

Hoping for dual-wield too.

I hope he gets a pump-action MP5-looking gun, and that he cocks it right before a remix of "I Am All of Me" plays

I'd laugh so hard

 

[Xenomorphs Are Cute]

well we cant have real gun because gun bad but sci fi gun that dont exist good i guess

Eh, choosers can't be beggars, I guess. Him having a gun alone is a virtue of it's own knowing how faggy the fandom gets about him having guns (& bikes). Plus, he also gets a bike & a gun now too, so I can forgive a little lack of lead.

This is the best Shadow fiction in the making for the sheer fan-service alone.

I hope he gets a pump-action MP5-looking gun, and that he cocks it right before a remix of "I Am All of Me" plays

I'd laugh so hard

Looking at the potential peak of the Shadow fiction already.

Also, imagine All Of Me for Shadow's first battle & Live & Learn for the final battle between Sonic & Shadow. Hell, just seeing it as a title opening alone would be worth it.

 

[starborn427614]

"The more you talk, the harder I want to hit you!"

Yes, Shadow, I too feel the same way when current Sonic opens his mouth.

Sonic has always had an element of being annoying, it's an integral part of the character. Him being a meme-spouting zoomer is just updating that.

 

[Celebrate Nite]

Sonic has always had an element of being annoying, it's an integral part of the character. Him being a meme-spouting zoomer is just updating that.

I'd rather have "catchphrase sometimes says smart things" sonic of the past rather than "le epic meme generator that doesn't have an off-switch" sonic of the now. Even Adventure 1-2 Sonic is tolerable.

It wasn't until Colors where Sonic started to become REEEEAAAAAAALLY annoying.