Sonic Movie Thread - From a Disastrous Teaser/Trailer to Not That Bad a Movie; Got a Sequel

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You know, if you stop and really think about these movies, the premise is actually an incredibly depressing indictment of the current state of the USA.

You have a married couple, two grown adults with no kids who are both working full-time jobs to make ends meet, and they plan on moving to San Francisco, eyeing apartments on Zillow for $4,600 dollars a friggin' month. There's no way they could ever afford to have kids on their combined incomes because of how hyperinflated everything is, and they plan on moving somewhere where they'll have even less disposable income than before.

And yet, conveniently enough, a blue, fuzzy alien teenager with superpowers just magically lands on their doorstep, and they practically adopt him, and it's a win-win for both parties; he gets to enjoy living in their attic, and they get to enjoy the experience of having a son without having to pay one red cent towards his future. In fact, he's so maintenance-free, he literally took care of himself for ten years in near-complete social isolation by living in a cave and stealing shit.

Jesus, that's dark.
 
Drain Todger dijo:
You know, if you stop and really think about these movies, the premise is actually an incredibly depressing indictment of the current state of the USA.

You have a married couple, two grown adults with no kids who are both working full-time jobs to make ends meet, and they plan on moving to San Francisco, eyeing apartments on Zillow for $4,600 dollars a friggin' month. There's no way they could ever afford to have kids on their combined incomes because of how hyperinflated everything is, and they plan on moving somewhere where they'll have even less disposable income than before.

And yet, conveniently enough, a blue, fuzzy alien teenager with superpowers just magically lands on their doorstep, and they practically adopt him, and it's a win-win for both parties; he gets to enjoy living in their attic, and they get to enjoy the experience of having a son without having to pay one red cent towards his future. In fact, he's so maintenance-free, he literally took care of himself for ten years in near-complete social isolation by living in a cave and stealing shit.

Jesus, that's dark.
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that’s deep
 
Drain Todger dijo:
This is what it takes to have a kid in America in the 2020s: have both parents work full-time jobs and, since you can't afford a babysitter, instead adopt an extra-terrestrial autodidact who runs on a steady diet of chili dogs and lives amongst the junk in your attic.
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Just larp and that’s it no way to live a life
 
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