🍗 Deathfat Sofie Hagen / sofiehagendk / sofiehagen.komiker / Comedians Telling Stuff - Lindy West 2: Cancer Boogaloo; Obese SJW Danish "Comedian", Podcaster, & Science Denier.

[Awkward Aardvark]

One thing I find interesting in this cow is that she lives in Europe, which means that she'll have to walk to a lot of places, because car ownership is so much more expensive, finding parking is much more difficult, so it's simply easier - especially in cities - to just walk. If Sofie lived in the US, I'd bet she'd be Anna's size by now. To get to Sofie's size in Europe, it typically means that you self-enable your sugar addiction by ordering foods to be delivered to your own house or that you have someone that enables you by picking the stuff up from a store. If you'd walk to the store yourself you'd spend too much time (away from eating) on that trip and you'd lose too many precious calories, particularly considering that there are barely any mobility scooters in any store in Europe. I know that she lives in the UK, which is slightly less walking and public transportation friendly than e.g. France, Germany, the Benelux or the Nordic countries, but her size for a European lady is still pretty remarkable to behold.

I also find it funny how this cow, but also most other cows, put such a large emphasis on their mental health, saying that they can only maintain it by eating and that not eating would make their lives boring. They seem to have no grasp of the concept of alternative costs, costs that one occurs continuing their current behavior. As an example, I'm almost certain that Sofie will, unfortunately, never experience real love from a man who isn't an abusive feeder, and neither will she ever have a child if she can even be fertile at such high BMI (every point of BMI above 30 decreases a woman's fertility by 5%). These are not "small things", but rather significant life experiences she'll forgo by continuing to be a "ko" as the Danes would say.

 

[Allo Vera]

Nah, trust me, I’m a Brit and there’s nothing especially remarkable about Sofie’s size. I also don’t agree with what you say about car ownership and walking culture over here. Most people have cars and most people drive to the supermarket. We are the lazy fatasses of Europe.

Although, admittedly, it’s certainly less common for younger, single, professional working Londoners to have cars (I guess Sofie doesn’t fit into that demographic ) because there’s no need to own one when you have bus stops and Tube stations close by.

 

[Logical Fallacies]

There are much bigger people in the UK than Sofie. Not unsurprising with that shit diet.

Sofie is not a good FA fatty because she is clearly not eating the amounts of food she could eat to achieve the ultimate form of infinifat.

Also, public transport in Germany (and other European countries) is a fucking tragedy and most people own several cars. There is at least one car for every European citizen and the streets are packed.

 

[Pope Negro Joe the XIIIth]

So if I understand you correctly, people just like to watch the trains, not ride them. Or is that only England?

 

[Gay Mouth]

Sophie likes to sit in her dark apartment clutching her gut and navel gazing. She probably walks a little when she wants to get out for a coffee, and doordashes the rest. She’s a miserable bint who is upset she’s not attractive, and her ODD makes her double down instead of putting down the cake.

 

[Scheele's Green]

Maybe I'm numbed from reading through hundreds of deathfat forum pages, but this bitch is a dirty "small fat" deathfat. She told "small fats" to be quiet early in the thread and let the real fats do the talking. She doesn't have anywhere near a high score in this race. To be properly oppressed as a fat person in a skinny nazi world, she's going to need a lot more "I ate the entire Taco Bell menu" meals.

I agree that she's just fucking pissed that skinny pretty women are getting fucked by attractive and charming men, and having pretty babies when she's a sad, fat bitch all alone in a shitty apartment. (With a truly oppressed dog. I feel for deathfat's dogs. You just know they're not getting the walks or fetch time they need.) Most crossover deathfat/SJWs fit the same formula. I'd never heard of her/them/it/fat until this thread. I never thought I'd say this, but Anna might have more charisma that this woke race skank. Maybe Anna will convince another dumb company to pay for a trip and she can go to England for a crossover episode. How many days would they be best friends forever before they turn on each other?

 

[FuckDuckSeagull]

Oh dear god why...

 

[Smiling Honeybadger]

Oh dear god why...
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Getting offended over what people call some fun with a strap-on. I can't with these perpetually ass blasted thunder cunts. That's the reason why no one wants to deal with your shit, and you have to resort to Twitter!!!

 

[Gay Mouth]

Sofie is a femcel who admitted she hasn’t had sex in half a decade, and before that she had humiliating public sex with strangers. And now she’s begging a man to let her fuck his ass. The desperation levels are off the charts. Get some self esteem, this is getting painful to watch

 

[George Floyd Sneed]

Sofie is a femcel who admitted she hasn’t had sex in half a decade, and before that she had humiliating public sex with strangers. And now she’s begging a man to let her fuck his ass. The desperation levels are off the charts. Get some self esteem, this is getting painful to watch

Sofie doesn’t deserve any pity and sympathy but this seems to be the end game with femcels: doing or wanting to do humiliating or baffling sex acts that serve to calcify their distorted world view. They get no actual pleasure from it because they feel unworthy of it but at a minimum, they can validate their worthless opinions about men, relationships, society, etc. I’m not going to shed a tear for Sofie and other femcels or legbeards but what a miserable and wasted life it is.

 

[Gay Mouth]

Some people are so pitiable it blinds you to their complicity. I’m sad for any woman who is so alienated from sexuality they turn to paraphilia. But it only follows as a consequence of years of disfunction.

Sofie hasn't maybe ever had a loving and sexually gratifying relationship or expirience. Now she begs cis men to let her violate their dignity like has been done to her.

 

[Logical Fallacies]

@Pope Negro Joe the XIIIth
Are you talking to me? Well, to ride the trains the Deutsche Bahn would need trains that work and workers who are not 24/7 on strike because of shit pay. lol

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First of all, what a spineless pussy. These people are so fucking scared of their own communities. What a miserable existence.

Secondly, are we fucking moving backwards in time while looking at the future? Is this a Doctor Who episode in which society is a fucking TARDIS? The number of backwards and rigid world views in the SJ community cloaked in progressive speech is mind-boggling.

 

[Fliddaroonie]

One thing I find interesting in this cow is that she lives in Europe, which means that she'll have to walk to a lot of places, because car ownership is so much more expensive, finding parking is much more difficult, so it's simply easier - especially in cities - to just walk. If Sofie lived in the US, I'd bet she'd be Anna's size by now. To get to Sofie's size in Europe, it typically means that you self-enable your sugar addiction by ordering foods to be delivered to your own house or that you have someone that enables you by picking the stuff up from a store. If you'd walk to the store yourself you'd spend too much time (away from eating) on that trip and you'd lose too many precious calories, particularly considering that there are barely any mobility scooters in any store in Europe. I know that she lives in the UK, which is slightly less walking and public transportation friendly than e.g. France, Germany, the Benelux or the Nordic countries, but her size for a European lady is still pretty remarkable to behold.

I also find it funny how this cow, but also most other cows, put such a large emphasis on their mental health, saying that they can only maintain it by eating and that not eating would make their lives boring. They seem to have no grasp of the concept of alternative costs, costs that one occurs continuing their current behavior. As an example, I'm almost certain that Sofie will, unfortunately, never experience real love from a man who isn't an abusive feeder, and neither will she ever have a child if she can even be fertile at such high BMI (every point of BMI above 30 decreases a woman's fertility by 5%). These are not "small things", but rather significant life experiences she'll forgo by continuing to be a "ko" as the Danes would say.

She lives in London, which for all it's faults, has an excellent public transport system. She won't have to waddle more than a few hundred meters if she ever needs to go out, which is unlikely as the capital is also very well serviced by delivery services.

 

[Miss Chance]

I don't know if anyone else did, but I had the misfortune of hearing Hagen on 'My Teenage Diary' this evening on Radio 4 (BBC station for those that don't know). The programme format is a structured interview, carried out by comedian Rufus Hound, which pays particular attention to the teenage years of the subject, 2004 to 2006 in Hagen's case.

To say it was a slow motion car crash is understatement. It was more like a monster truck with Hagen in a diabetic coma at the wheel crushing a dozen minibuses full of disadvantaged children. It was that awful. The audience began by forcing themselves to laugh and became increasingly uneasy as the thing unfolded. Hound seemed rather uncomfortable by the end, too.

Hagen didn't hesitate in coming forward with her manifold issues. She is fat. We know. She is bisexual. Of course she is, standard woke fare. She is a feminist. Not really. Being obsessed with one's own rights doesn't make one feminist simply because one is female. Nothing she believes has any relevance to anyone else, or aids the position of women in general, ergo it is not feminist. It's borderline autistic; I suspect she probably is, but has not been diagnosed.

Fat was covered at length. Hound was there to aid Hagen's autohagiographic account of herself, rather than as an interviewer per se, so he couldn't ask any proper questions. He certainly wasn't able to challenge, even though he seemed to want to. She said her usual stuff about forcing the populous as a whole to accept fat, on the grounds that it doesn't affect us. It does. We have to pay for their healthcare, and they damage others' wellbeing by proxy. The more normal it becomes, the less reason those susceptible to gluttony will seek to regulate their own behaviour. Fat kills. Telling young girls that it's fine to be fat is setting them up for a lifetime of ill health and ruinous eating habits.

Anyway the interesting stuff wasn't about fat, it was about men. Hagen's initial 'isn't this funny' set piece concerned attempting to stalk the pop group Westlife, specifically singer Shane Filan. She camped outside his hotel. She wrote a dreadful poem about having sex with him. She may even have implied that he was obliged to have sex with her (imagine if this was the other way round and a man was insisting a girl sleep with him, not very woke). Anyway, Hagen treated it as a huge joke and made much light of how awkward and unskilled socially she was as a teenager.

Where it got interesting was with the BBC's response. They have contacts, you see, including one Mr Shane Filan. Hound, unbeknownst to Hagen, had arranged for a copy of her terrible sex poem to be sent to him. Filan recorded a response to it, all twinkly Irish, that was played to the audience and to Hagen. She wasn't expecting it, and didn't laugh. In fact she appeared momentarily upset. And then it became clear: it's not a joke to her. She really believed, believes perhaps, that there was something in it; that Shane Filan really would have feelings for her if they met. She's a proper stalker.

There was some other stuff about having bad sex with her first boyfriend. She didn't love him because she didn't think she was good enough etc. The usual issues on top of issues and over-intellectualising the fact that she was with him because she wouldn't get it anywhere else. She's supposed to be a third wave, sexually liberated feminist for God's sake. Just treat the boy as an irritating dildo, if you must, that's what your ideology says.

Hagen went on to talk about daddy issues, stalking a girl because she's bisexual and other nonsense. She didn't say anything funny.

Why is she on the radio? If she was a few years younger she'd just be another non-entity on the internet obsessing over cartoon characters rather than boy bands. But she's not. She's almost a prototype to the Tumbler kids of now, except one with a powerful microphone in her hand. Perhaps it's the BBC's sop to woke? Whatever it is, she doesn't deserve to be on national radio.

 

[Pope Negro Joe the XIIIth]

daddy issues

Yeah I'm absolutely shocked there wow hard to believe fat girl with sexual hang ups has those.

 

[Logical Fallacies]

I don't know if anyone else did, but I had the misfortune of hearing Hagen on 'My Teenage Diary' this evening on Radio 4 (BBC station for those that don't know). The programme format is a structured interview, carried out by comedian Rufus Hound, which pays particular attention to the teenage years of the subject, 2004 to 2006 in Hagen's case.

To say it was a slow motion car crash is understatement. It was more like a monster truck with Hagen in a diabetic coma at the wheel crushing a dozen minibuses full of disadvantaged children. It was that awful. The audience began by forcing themselves to laugh and became increasingly uneasy as the thing unfolded. Hound seemed rather uncomfortable by the end, too.

Hagen didn't hesitate in coming forward with her manifold issues. She is fat. We know. She is bisexual. Of course she is, standard woke fare. She is a feminist. Not really. Being obsessed with one's own rights doesn't make one feminist simply because one is female. Nothing she believes has any relevance to anyone else, or aids the position of women in general, ergo it is not feminist. It's borderline autistic; I suspect she probably is, but has not been diagnosed.

Fat was covered at length. Hound was there to aid Hagen's autohagiographic account of herself, rather than as an interviewer per se, so he couldn't ask any proper questions. He certainly wasn't able to challenge, even though he seemed to want to. She said her usual stuff about forcing the populous as a whole to accept fat, on the grounds that it doesn't affect us. It does. We have to pay for their healthcare, and they damage others' wellbeing by proxy. The more normal it becomes, the less reason those susceptible to gluttony will seek to regulate their own behaviour. Fat kills. Telling young girls that it's fine to be fat is setting them up for a lifetime of ill health and ruinous eating habits.

Anyway the interesting stuff wasn't about fat, it was about men. Hagen's initial 'isn't this funny' set piece concerned attempting to stalk the pop group Westlife, specifically singer Shane Filan. She camped outside his hotel. She wrote a dreadful poem about having sex with him. She may even have implied that he was obliged to have sex with her (imagine if this was the other way round and a man was insisting a girl sleep with him, not very woke). Anyway, Hagen treated it as a huge joke and made much light of how awkward and unskilled socially she was as a teenager.

Where it got interesting was with the BBC's response. They have contacts, you see, including one Mr Shane Filan. Hound, unbeknownst to Hagen, had arranged for a copy of her terrible sex poem to be sent to him. Filan recorded a response to it, all twinkly Irish, that was played to the audience and to Hagen. She wasn't expecting it, and didn't laugh. In fact she appeared momentarily upset. And then it became clear: it's not a joke to her. She really believed, believes perhaps, that there was something in it; that Shane Filan really would have feelings for her if they met. She's a proper stalker.

There was some other stuff about having bad sex with her first boyfriend. She didn't love him because she didn't think she was good enough etc. The usual issues on top of issues and over-intellectualising the fact that she was with him because she wouldn't get it anywhere else. She's supposed to be a third wave, sexually liberated feminist for God's sake. Just treat the boy as an irritating dildo, if you must, that's what your ideology says.

Hagen went on to talk about daddy issues, stalking a girl because she's bisexual and other nonsense. She didn't say anything funny.

Why is she on the radio? If she was a few years younger she'd just be another non-entity on the internet obsessing over cartoon characters rather than boy bands. But she's not. She's almost a prototype to the Tumbler kids of now, except one with a powerful microphone in her hand. Perhaps it's the BBC's sop to woke? Whatever it is, she doesn't deserve to be on national radio.

I'm absolutely not shocked to hear how incredibly narcissistic she is and how severely she lacks self-awareness. I hope you did not lose any brain cells by listening to this. Remember to take care of yourself, Kiwi.

 

[Miss Chance]

I'm absolutely not shocked to hear how incredibly narcissistic she is and how severely she lacks self-awareness. I hope you did not lose any brain cells by listening to this. Remember to take care of yourself, Kiwi.

Aww, no brain cells in my head to lose!!

 

[FuckDuckSeagull]

Omg the cringe. Honestly this part

Where it got interesting was with the BBC's response. They have contacts, you see, including one Mr Shane Filan. Hound, unbeknownst to Hagen, had arranged for a copy of her terrible sex poem to be sent to him. Filan recorded a response to it, all twinkly Irish, that was played to the audience and to Hagen. She wasn't expecting it, and didn't laugh. In fact she appeared momentarily upset.

Yeah that was actually pretty shitty. Ok, don't tell people about your teenage lusts if you're ashamed of them, but to pull a Jerry Springer-tier "hahahaha look how shocking!!"-scene even on a sad bitter MegaBitch like Sofie is pretty low.

 

[Pope Negro Joe the XIIIth]

Omg the cringe. Honestly this part

Yeah that was actually pretty shitty. Ok, don't tell people about your teenage lusts if you're ashamed of them, but to pull a Jerry Springer-tier "hahahaha look how shocking!!"-scene even on a sad bitter MegaBitch like Sofie is pretty low.

If it was literally anyone else I'd agree. She's kind of a cunt though.

 

[Billy Fackin Kimber]

Here is the 'interview' for anyone who wants to hear this idiot - https://www.bbc.co.uk/sounds/play/m000zmlj. Don't know if it will work outside of the UK, but there ya go.