Socialists?

[CamelCursive]

Socialism is just Larval Communism. The only people who say it isn't are Socialists, AKA "larval communists". And the only good Communist isn't actually the dead Communist, it's the dying communist that will tell you where his friends are hiding if you put a bullet in his skull and end his suffering (note: you never waste a bullet like this, if its screaming becomes insufferable, make its own child kill it with a stone or blunt object).

Socialism is a stepping stone, designed to be an easy pill to swallow for ignorant and stupid people. Marx's theories weren't very popular with the average skilled worker. They appealed to the useless fucking retards and the useless "intellectuals", both parts of a society which commonly have absolutely fucking zero earning potential.

Friendly reminder: Socialists love to give Socialism credit for everything from roads to holidays, but refuse to acknowledge it's had anything to do with the hundreds of millions of people that have died because of it.

In short, the only good thing Socialism ever did was kill a shitload of Socialists.

 

[Slappy McGherkin]

Socialism simply creates the AOCs and Bernies of the world. We want to redistribute wealth! (Well, everybody else's wealth except our own). And that just leads to even more exceptional nonsense like turning the Post Offices into banks and financial services for "da po people." Fuck, the Post Office can't even make a profit doing what they're charted to do - deliver the mail. Can you imagine them giving loans and checking accounts? Not to mention, there really is no "underserved community" in banking. The folks that simply don't trust or refuse to use banks is nearly the same percentage being touted as underserved. It's insane, but socialism is all about creating non-existent problems that only more money and big government can solve. Which is absolute horse puckey to begin with.

Ask Venezula how much they are enjoying socialism at the moment. "But, it will be different here!" Uh-huh. Just want to bitch slap anybody I hear say that.

 

[ProgKing of the North]

One thing that the right/capitalists, at least in the US, have to face is that since the end of the Cold War they've done a shitty job of telling people what the actual problems with socialism are and just yell REE BUT THAT'S SOCIALISM anytime anyone suggests any sort of government program and act like that's an argument in and of itself

 

[CamelCursive]

One thing that the right/capitalists, at least in the US, have to face is that since the end of the Cold War they've done a shitty job of telling people what the actual problems with socialism are and just yell REE BUT THAT'S SOCIALISM anytime anyone suggests any sort of government program and act like that's an argument in and of itself

You'd think that pointing to a history book at the hundreds of millions of dead people would do it. So, no- we haven't done a shitty job of telling people what the actual problems are, because they're obvious to anyone who can count past ten with their shoes on.

Where we fucked up was not violently purging their operatives in the US. And yes, I mean actually going into their homes and putting the cheapest bullet possible through their skulls right in front of their families.

 

[Rand /pol/]

I guess you would know all about fucking stupids given your familial lineage

Spoiler: tedious contrarian-autist's conception NSFW

>Hey guys maybe this brutal dictator who executed political dissidents for not liking him and protected nazis isn't an ideal leader
>This is somehow contrarian

Are you trying to get the record for least number of brain cells? Next you'll be telling me how great Diem was.

 

[CamelCursive]

>Hey guys maybe this brutal dictator who executed political dissidents for not liking him and protected nazis isn't an ideal leader
>This is somehow contrarian
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Are you trying to get the record for least number of brain cells? Next you'll be telling me how great Diem was.

I'll take someone doing routine vermin control with communists over, you know, people starving so much they ate their own newborns.

 

[ProgKing of the North]

You'd think that pointing to a history book at the hundreds of millions of dead people would do it. So, no- we haven't done a shitty job of telling people what the actual problems are, because they're obvious to anyone who can count past ten with their shoes on.

Where we fucked up was not violently purging their operatives in the US. And yes, I mean actually going into their homes and putting the cheapest bullet possible through their skulls right in front of their families.

How far do you go? Just the actual commies or anyone who's ever advocated for Medicaid expansion deserves a bullet?

 

[Sīn the Moon Daddy]

"We have no idea why he's so afraid of her."

How far do you go? Just the actual commies or anyone who's ever advocated for Medicaid expansion deserves a bullet?

I think someone is just feeling edgy

 

[CamelCursive]

How far do you go? Just the actual commies or anyone who's ever advocated for Medicaid expansion deserves a bullet?

Until Socialists don't exist. I'm not sure what you're asking, seems kinda obvious.

I think someone is just feeling edgy

A little bit. I'll openly admit it. Mostly personal fanfiction, tbh.

 

[ProgKing of the North]

lol you sound like the right wing version of lefties who think everyone right of Marx is a fascist

 

[Sīn the Moon Daddy]

A little bit. I'll openly admit it. Mostly personal fanfiction, tbh.

I'm honored to have inspired such feelings in the mind of so talented an artist.

 

[CamelCursive]

Hundreds of millions? Stalin and Mao combined killed less than ten million. I also find it interesting how much you're sperging in this thread about graphically murdering people for thinking that the poor should have healthcare, but if someone punched a nazi in the face I can guarantee that your response would be "this is horrific, how can the intolerant left do this?". Your type can always dish it out but never take it.

Yeah, I said "communism", not "executions perpetrated by two leaders". Might wanna check your propaganda there, Che.

I actually think you should go out and punch all the Nazis you want.

That way you can go to prison and meet some bigger, meaner Nazis.

And they can fuck you in the ass.

 

[Black Waltz]

im not giving college students my money so that they can spend it on gross looking sex toys

 

[Sprig of Parsley]

So how many socialist/communist states are there at the moment?

 

[CamelCursive]

So how many socialist/communist states are there at the moment?

If there's even one, the answer is "Way too fucking many".

 

[Sprig of Parsley]

If there's even one, the answer is "Way too fucking many".

Wouldn't necessarily disagree, but I must admit I actually don't know how many there are at the moment (and how many of those are Not Real Communism).

 

[CamelCursive]

Wouldn't necessarily disagree, but I must admit I actually don't know how many there are at the moment (and how many of those are Not Real Communism).

Then I'll spoil it for you- when you find the actual number, that's how many will fail. If it fails, it's "Not real communism". Just like how if you marry a nasty whore and she leaves you for some dindu up the street, she wasn't really your wife.

lol you sound like the right wing version of lefties who think everyone right of Marx is a fascist

The difference is, Socialists aren't humans. They don't get the same courtesy as real people.

 

[Rand /pol/]

So how many socialist/communist states are there at the moment?

States like countries or states like a sub-division of the United States? If we're going by the first then I'd read this if we're going by the second it really depends on your definition of "socialist", personally I'd say none but this might be helpful.

 

[CamelCursive]

Communism for the most part has benefited the world.

Well, yes. It killed a bunch of Communists. And fortunately, it tends to eat itself and collapse. That's the only way this statement is correct, and everything else you said was promptly ignored because it's about as valuable as the life of a communist.

 

[Beautiful Border]

Well, yes. It killed a bunch of Communists. And fortunately, it tends to eat itself and collapse. That's the only way this statement is correct, and everything else you said was promptly ignored because it's about as valuable as the life of a communist.

Yes, communism only ever loses. That's why it completely pulverised the Third Reich into the dirt and raised the red flag over the Reichstag, and forced the French and the Americans to scurry out of South Vietnam with their tail between their legs.