Silly things you did as a kid

[Mr. Fister]

Lick the cement floor of my basement, because I thought the dust tasted good.

 

[DildoGaggins]

Thank goodness you’re okay.

Lol, depends on your perception of ok.

 

[kitty shit]

I got pissed at my grandma when I was three, so I pulled down my pants, squatted, and pissed on my grandparents' kitchen floor. It turned out not to be the ultimate revenge I'd hoped it would. Kids are stupid.

 

[Black Waltz]

when I was 5 I played board games with my stuffed animals because I had no friends to play them with

 

[CWCissey]

when I was 5 I played board games with my stuffed animals because I had no friends to play them with

Did you still manage to lose the game?

 

[Black Waltz]

Did you still manage to lose them?

the stuffed animals? no

 

[CWCissey]

the stuffed animals? no

No the board games.

 

[Black Waltz]

No the board games.

oh lol
I don't remember

 

[Cake Farts]

When I was in fifth grade, my school started an “in school post office” to encourage us to write letters to each other. I wrote a love letter to my crush confessing that I liked him. A few days later, I got a response that read something like:

[Cake Farts], it’s nice to know that you like me, but I’m already popular and got a lot of friends. Plus you’re stupid. I don’t like you, leave me alone.

Signed,

Popular Kid

I didn’t feel sad though. I laughed. Not sure where I kept the letter though.

 

[Inquisitor_BadAss]

Every animal I would draw has red spotted boxer shorts.

 

[Clown Baby]

I hated hotdogs and hamburgers and made a big deal about it at bbqs. Lol what an idiot

 

[jurassic bark]

When I was in middle school I went to my superintendent's house for a student council meeting, she was the teacher/sponsor/whatever school clubs required kids to have. I h-a-t-e-d her and thought I'd be punk rock by taking an upperdecker in her bathroom.

I regret nothing.

 

[300mm]

In my first year of middle school, I threw salsa or some kind of tomato based food at the wall during lunch. It was still there when I left, two years later.