Shower Thoughts - What philosophers we can be within the confides of our grimy, damp box

[Duke Nukem]

Showering and proper hygiene is the first step to curing one's inceldom.

 

[MerriedxReldnahc]

Has anyone ever tried to exploit voting laws so that their pets can vote? I got a kitty old enough to be a registered voter at this point and I'm wondering if I can vote for Vermin Supreme in 2020 on her behalf. (Hopefully she makes it that long!)

 

[Red Hood]

Morrowind is the Australia of the Elder Scrolls world.

 

[dookerbewitt]

Where does bad fupa end and good fupa begin?

 

[MeatRokket08]

Do bald people still use shampoo?

 

[Trans Fat 41g]

Wouldn't infants actually be the future, not children?

 

[Red Hood]

Wouldn't infants actually be the future, not children?

Sperm are the future.

 

[The Demon]

Every emotion you feel, every memory you cherish, and everything you love or have ever loved is the result of electrons interacting with one another.

people taking responsibility is actually quite rare

 

[Least Concern]

If I were black, I would go to a DSA meeting or the like and tell them my preferred pronoun is the N-word, with the hardest R you've ever heard. If someone uses some other pronoun to refer to me, I would take great offense that they're not using my pronoun.

 

[Taylor Swift's Ghostwrite]

The minotaur was the first cowboy.

 

[Billy Beer]

"I reckon i could toe a shit down the plug hole..."

 

[Some Badger]

Up until modern times, most people would inevitably grow desensitized to the idea of killing domesticated animals for food.

 

[Liquid Marlon]

"Why hasn't anyone made a Kaizo hack of the original Boogerman where everything green is red and the 'Pick and Flick adventure' subtitle is replaced with 'Battle of Bloody Run' or something."
-Me, a few seconds from bleeding in the shower from the water touching my dry nose.

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

Is hating my neighbor loving them as myself if I hate myself?

 

[DeadwastePrime]

the slowest way to die is to live

 

[God of Nothing]

My skin is going to fucking hate me for going hot again, but fuck the cold.

 

[dookerbewitt]

When the sum of all humanity is inevitably gathered into data and coalesced into a single, multi faceted super being what gender will it insist on using

 

[gurutu]

Up until modern times, most people would inevitably grow desensitized to the idea of killing domesticated animals for food.

Or, in recent times, most people are so isolated from the basic activities needed to sustain life that they become over-sensitized to the idea of killing domesticated animals for food.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

If there's no afterlife, then there seems to be a circular reasoning emerging.

One's point of awareness would be produced by one's brain.

But why in that brain or why at all?

Because that brain would produce it.

 

[Character from a movie]

Stereotypes are actually true and not just prejudice