Shower Thoughts - What philosophers we can be within the confides of our grimy, damp box

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Do children not like vegetables because they are retarded?
I've read somewhere that children do not usually like vegetables because the vegetables are more bitter than other foods, and children are more sensitive to bitter taste than older people. At the same time, a lot of poisonous things taste bitter to us. Are children more tuned to avoid bitter stuff because they do not know what is and is not poison yet, so they prefer false positives over false negatives?
 
Do children not like vegetables because they are retarded?
I've read somewhere that children do not usually like vegetables because the vegetables are more bitter than other foods, and children are more sensitive to bitter taste than older people. At the same time, a lot of poisonous things taste bitter to us. Are children more tuned to avoid bitter stuff because they do not know what is and is not poison yet, so they prefer false positives over false negatives?

The idea that kids hate vegetables was caused by boomers boiling the shit out of vegetables and serving them completely unseasoned when they were home cooking.

Boiled flavorless home cooking in the name of health living. Ironically, this obsession with healthy cooking just pushed them to eating out more.

Another aspect of this is boomers hoarding fruits/veggies until they start to rot and then serving these funky gross vegetables.
 
What if Homo sapiens were related to non-carnivorous birds instead of apes?

Like some kind of chill humanoids with wings who could fly?

Maybe then, there wouldn't be so much evil in the world?

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The consequences of fragile bones might make war something we avoid. Cloacas preclude a lot of weird shit too. No opposable thumbs though.
Or maybe we’d just get mined by aliens for guano?
What if we’d developed from octopuses? They have such short lifespans but are so smart, what happens if they lived fifty years? Or more? Or we’d just decided that the land was a bust and developed from some kind of cetacean? Way more chill.

I often think about consciousness and space. Why am I only aware as me? Can you open up every point in space to reveal another universe? What does an infinitely close and large plane look like? Could you thread someone through one of those open point universes? Where does consciousness come from?
 
The consequences of fragile bones might make war something we avoid. Cloacas preclude a lot of weird shit too. No opposable thumbs though.
In the original Master of Orion (and that 2016 sequel), the Alkari are birbfolk. They don't look like they can fly, but they are covered in feathers and they have beaks. And in the original vidyas, they name their ship classes names like "Sparrowhawk" and "Space Gull" and "Pelican"... you know, birb names. And because Alkari can somehow fly (?), they're really good at being space pilots. So at least in the original vidya, the ships can dodge attacks easier, so they tend to build a bunch of small shuttle-sized ships.

What if we’d developed from octopuses?
There is a theory that on ice-covered ocean worlds (like the one known as Europa), sapient life could resemble octopuses (octopi?) ...

(presumably because such a form is good at both aquatic life and manipulating stuff)

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I had a few

1)What makes a creation great? Is it the aesthetic quality or the effort required to make it? Would Michaelango's David be as impressive if he made it on a 3D printer?

2)What happened to humour? Where did it go? There are objectively fewer comedies today than 20 or 30 years ago. Internet creations like gigs and memes fail to live up to the cultural hype made from silly flash animations like badger, badger, badger, mushroom, mushroom. While kind of dumb, it was one of many daft and humourous part of internet folk lore.
I get that people get old and comedy changes, even playing devils advocate and saying "skibidi toilet is funny" (I've never watched it) that's only one example in the past 20+ years.
What of the comedy shows? What of slapstick and satire and sketch shows? Can comedy as a genre fall out of favour?

3) I've never been a fan of people in general/society because as a group they're boring, predictable and stupid. I find it easy to make friends with people from all walks of life and always have. Lately though, my lack of enthusiasm for people is drifting into genuine hate. I like to shitpost online but the lack of humour, awareness and nuance from those on the internet is turning into detest. Those same internet traits have bled into real life and now I am beginning to despise the general population.

It was a long shower.
 
The idea that kids hate vegetables was caused by boomers boiling the shit out of vegetables and serving them completely unseasoned when they were home cooking.

Boiled flavorless home cooking in the name of health living. Ironically, this obsession with healthy cooking just pushed them to eating out more.

Another aspect of this is boomers hoarding fruits/veggies until they start to rot and then serving these funky gross vegetables.
Even boiling isn’t bad. In Southern cooking it’s often boiled with ham or bacon grease that gives it meaty flavor. Of course it also stops being healthy at that point and becomes a calorie bomb (which was fine for corn farmers but not for Walmart trailer park people).

Brussels sprouts are good roasted.
 
Why does society want us to put on deodorant after every shower if we can just rub the soap underneath our armpits while showering instead?
 
The older I get the more accepting I become of the truth about Humanity: most people are just too set in their ways to be convinced on anything, not even just political topics but anything, maybe I am just not good at arguing points or maybe the mass expansion of social media and the internet has made stubborn retards even more stubborn, but over the past couple months i’ve accepted that not everyone is going to agree with common sense and the best you can do is save yourself and try for those who you care about, your average normalfag is likely unwilling to change anything about his life and sometimes you must be ok with it, and only combat things when it affects you
 
What happened to humour?
I’ve thought about this a lot. I think I’ve seen Ricky gervais talk about one aspect of it as well, being the difference between the subject and the object of a joke.
A lot of humour is taking the piss out of stuff, and a lot of that stuff is behaviours and stereotypes, or mocking those in power. It’s funnier when it goes upwards - spitting image was always funnier than someone making a joke about disabled kids.
And we’ve done a few things in society now, firstly we’ve created scared castes of people who cannot be mocked any more. You can’t make tranny jokes. You can’t make women jokes or sex jokes.
No race jokes - and before we all took the piss out of each other so it was roughly equal ops.
I remember a very fun night in the pub as a PhD student where we (a very international bunch) found that almost every culture has an equivalent of ‘an Englishmen Irishman and Scotsman walk into a bar..’ joke. And mother in law jokes. We spent a good hour roundly abusing each other’s racial stereotypes and being most amused by it. You cannot do that now. We came out of that with an appreciation of shared humour. That’s gone.
So there’s whole swathes of people you can’t take the piss out of even of you were all happily doing it to each other before.
You can’t mock the authorities because to do that you have to either mock them themselves (and they will be a protected caste) or their ideology (and neither side has any humour.)
And you can’t mock stereotypes because that requires you to form and acknowledge a stereotype and that’s bigotry and bigotry is the worst sin these days.
So we’ve created this bizarre situation where the mechanisms that underpin humour are forbidden. People are being trained out of even seeing the patterns, and nothing is funny any more.
 
I’ve thought about this a lot. I think I’ve seen Ricky gervais talk about one aspect of it as well, being the difference between the subject and the object of a joke.
A lot of humour is taking the piss out of stuff, and a lot of that stuff is behaviours and stereotypes, or mocking those in power. It’s funnier when it goes upwards - spitting image was always funnier than someone making a joke about disabled kids.
And we’ve done a few things in society now, firstly we’ve created scared castes of people who cannot be mocked any more. You can’t make tranny jokes. You can’t make women jokes or sex jokes.
No race jokes - and before we all took the piss out of each other so it was roughly equal ops.
I remember a very fun night in the pub as a PhD student where we (a very international bunch) found that almost every culture has an equivalent of ‘an Englishmen Irishman and Scotsman walk into a bar..’ joke. And mother in law jokes. We spent a good hour roundly abusing each other’s racial stereotypes and being most amused by it. You cannot do that now. We came out of that with an appreciation of shared humour. That’s gone.
So there’s whole swathes of people you can’t take the piss out of even of you were all happily doing it to each other before.
You can’t mock the authorities because to do that you have to either mock them themselves (and they will be a protected caste) or their ideology (and neither side has any humour.)
And you can’t mock stereotypes because that requires you to form and acknowledge a stereotype and that’s bigotry and bigotry is the worst sin these days.
So we’ve created this bizarre situation where the mechanisms that underpin humour are forbidden. People are being trained out of even seeing the patterns, and nothing is funny any more.
I've been rewatching Mock the Week Frankie Boyle episodes and it's crazy how much has changed in 20 years, except the politics. They talk about sars 1, foot and mouth, migration, over crowded prisons, crap budgets. The same that is happening today. I wonder if the blocking or censoring of humour is to dissuade people to look back at 90s/early 2000's media because people will realise how little has changed for the better and how much worse things are.
Frankie's POV joke would have had him cancelled in 24 hours nowadays, even though he's a massive pro-gay lefty.
On one of the 'too hot for tv' episodes, they're riffing about paedophiles for a bit. A few minutes later they're talking about all criminals wearing Nike or Reebok classics and to stop burglaries, every who wears Reebok classics should be arrested.
Frankie says "I think everyone who wears sandals should be arrested, just to go back to the topic of paedophillia" and he is immediately shut down, even by Dara who usually lets him riff. Dara just says "no" looks at the production crew and moves straight on. I wonder who wears sandals that are paedophiles? 🤔

Humour has died though and you can't mock anyone. The vast majority of the population do not understand sarcasm or satire - i blame that on the american influence on culture, and even though everyone is supposed to be equal (some are more equal than others) humour is only allowed against one group. Even though it isn't humour or satire, it's straight up hate. Bernard Manning may have been racist, but at least his jokes were well constructed.

Maybe the root cause of everything is incompetence? We have become so dull, stupid, ignorant and useless at everything that we can no longer write, or recognise, satire, humour, wit and sarcasm? There's no question that people today are less intelligent than those 100 years ago.
 
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