Shitmas 2k18 - Specials, movies and similar crap

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Cher! The 1975 Christmas Special!
With a young Chastity Bono appearing on stage with mom! What tasteless jokes ensue? That's where you bring the fun!
Peace On Earth! Grampa Squirrel is home for Christmas and explains to the young squirrels what "Peace on Earth, goodwill to man" means
the human race died long ago due to war
 
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My wife insisted we sit through that fucking thing Netflix have put out this year. Christmas Chronicles is.. well its awful, just awful. It's like every cliche in the book all stirred up into one and then shat on by a pair of child actors who are so desperately enthusiastic to be in a 'movie' that they forget they're not auditioning anymore. If you're curious about it, I'll save you the time. Their dad loved Christmas and he died in a fire, something that a few months later they seem to be over entirely. also in those months the brother has gone from, normal kid to car stealing anarchist. Santa, who apparently has never heard of OPSEC gets caught on camera by them and Sony at this point have apparently paid for product placement and been rewarded with the film revolving around Mini DV of all fucking things. Christmas is fucked and then they save it by going to a bar with Santa. At one stage Santa literally tells them they have to 'Believe in themselves' and then they do and it's over. The Fucking End. For something that has Netflix's make it rain style of funding behind it and the hype Netflix have been trying to build this is just a chronic failure.

Cheerfully though Arthur Christmas is still a thing and you should all go and watch it because it's brilliant.
https://youtu.be/7tk-WZSqIGQ
 
"Hahahahahahahaha how the fuck is 'bushido honor code' real hahahaha nigga just let that 'Wanker in the Clown Suit'* kiss your cheeks like nigga let him wake your inner fangirl haha."


*= David Bowie (who took the role of Jack Celliers in "Merry Christmas, Mr. Lawrence") got called a 'cunt in a clown suit' by a dog owner during the making of "Ashes to Ashes'" music video. http://nightflight.com/tell-them-they-can-laugh-at-me-remembering-the-humorous-side-of-david-bowie/
https://archive.fo/EN8H1
 
My apologies for the double posting, but I feel the need to bring these up (not to mention that we're getting very close to Xmas).

 
That Christmas X-Files with the ghosts is a pretty good one
 
I just remembered that this superior ripoff of Last House on the Left*, Night Train Murders, is set during Xmas which technically makes it as much of an Xmas movie as Die Hard 1 and 2.


*Which still isn't superior to the original source material, Ingmar Bergman's The Virgin Spring.
 
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One of the specials I caught this year was Benji Christmas. Actually pretty nice and didn't need any knowledge of Benji lore. Basically about how being Santa is a real pain in the ass because every culture has its own Santa so he has to change appearances every few stops.
 
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