💰 Grifter Sam Hyde / Samuel Whitcomb Hyde / Million Dollar Extreme (MDE) / COM98 / 1Team / HydeWars / alienmode / @wigger / 'The Candyman' - Millennial anti-humorist, Carnegie Mellon University art student, 'World Peace' writer and creator, born-again Christian and groyper convert. The Marky Post to End All Marky Posts.

Attempting to be a redpill guru and saying things like “schadenfreude is bad for the soul” while running fishtank for maximum profit is a grift. Selling website subscriptions knowing they can’t put on a show is a grift. Flying contestants out to do a show and telling them that they are under contract so that they won’t be compensated for their time if they chose to leave gets pretty close to human trafficking, the actual prostitutes they’ve had on that show who have been recorded unknowingly (and have exposed themselves unknowingly) makes it even more dubious. Saying that there will be a substantial cash prize and not paying the winner is a grift.
Noble Redditor will immediately attempt to make a point about the show not being a grift because Sam is using it to humiliate faggots and blacks and Indians so it serves to further his Christian white nationalist message, ignoring the fact that the large majority of people who are on and involved in Fishtank are whities and wiggers. Letty is somebody he routinely brings back and seems to be decent friends with, she’s in every episode of EP, the girl who did scat porn. Say what you will about Channing, but in my opinion every bad thing said about her reflects that much more poorly on Sam because he was friends with her and had her working for him for 10 years. Same can be said about every other fag he has employeed and then had a falling out with. I haven’t watched the documentary yet, but I’m curious if Buckingham mentioned James Price?

Calling himself a comedian but not being able to be laughed at is a grift. The Pony dating sim was a grift, swearing that he only cared about comedy back when he was catching heat from the media circuit was a grift, offering the opportunity to become a fishtank “investor” was a grift. Every time he tries to create his own supplement brand while being roided, taking finasteride, doing “water fasts” and everything else that displays his obvious eating disorder and body dysmorphia, it is a grift.

The Christian identity shit is a grift because he clearly has some kind of identity/personality disorder, as opposed to having any genuine personal belief of his own, he just wants to identify with an aesthetic. There’s just no way a man can lead a life like Sam’s if he actually believed in sin, his Christian identity is as much of a larp as it would be if he were to become a tranny instead. You’re cooked if you think otherwise
 
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Say what you will about Channing, but in my opinion every bad thing said about her reflects that much more poorly on Sam because he was friends with her and had her working for him for 10 years.
Jesus Christ this must be the most braindead, friendless, foreveralone arrested development shit I’ve ever read. Like have you never had human interaction in your life? Holy fuck
 
Noble Redditor will immediately attempt to make a point about the show not being a grift
It's not a grift. Even if it fails and he ends up broke. It is, by definition, not a grift.
Say what you will about Channing
This retarded thread is somehow 700 pages full of idiotic opinions and not one person has defended Channing until now.
 
The Christian identity shit is a grift because he clearly has some kind of identity/personality disorder
a very popular youtuber who had dealt with him before, with sam not paying him for a shill spot in one of his vids (while promising he would), told me privately he's got "male bpd", wouldn't be surprised if that's the case lol, since even before he started roiding he struck me as unstable

guy is for sure a scummy opportunist
i dont get why he started roiding either, he looks like shit
 
Say what you will about Channing, but in my opinion every bad thing said about her reflects that much more poorly on Sam because he was friends with her and had her working for him for 10 years. Same can be said about every other fag he has employeed and then had a falling out with. I haven’t watched the documentary yet, but I’m curious if Buckingham mentioned James Price?
Sam has had sex with young girls, people have proved that Marky was 15 or 16 when she met with Sam... It doesn't matter, his fans don't really care if he's having sex with kids or not, and if a girl show up and say they had intercourse with Sam when they were underage, his more schizo fans will dox that person and swat them - the risk/reward is just not worth it for them.
Some of them probably have already dealt with insane people that go overboard with the stalking, probably why even Marky fell off the face of the Earth.


Also, some of the women who talk about Sam come off as insane. Channing, that girl Spice Bear, they all come off as insane.
 
It's not a grift. Even if it fails and he ends up broke. It is, by definition, not a grift.
The premise of the show the majority of the time is to get people involved under false pretenses, with a contract that does not give any specific time frame for when they can expect to be paid. Their contact with the outside world is cut off and they are told that talking to their families or deciding to leave forfeits their compensation, and this is most likely not actually the terms of the contract. There are tons of clips of him or jet and Ben or TTS promising that they take care of contestants, we know by now that that is a lie, the majority of people end up with repetitional or even physical harm. Whether or not Sam makes bank off of it has nothing to do with whether or not it is a grifty endeavor, so the next thing you’ll say is that it’s retarded to even care. But they were not kicked out of all three properties for no reason
 
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The premise of the show the majority of the time is to get people involved under false pretenses, with a contract that does not give any specific time frame for when they can expect to be paid. Their contact with the outside world is cut off and they are told that talking to their families or deciding to leave forfeits their compensation, and this is most likely not actually the terms of the contract. There are tons of clips of him or jet and Ben or TTS promising that they take care of contestants, we know by now that that is a lie, the majority of people end up with repetitional or even physical harm. Whether or not Sam makes bank off of it has nothing to do with whether or not it is a grifty endeavor, so the next thing you’ll say is that it’s retarded to even care. But they were not kicked out of all three properties for no reason
Joined March 2025, 20 posts and all of them are in this thread. What is it about this guy that attracts this sort of demented brazen autism?
 
Because the marky shit is fake you dumb fucking hymie
How is it fake if the Sam has admitted the photo was him with "a girl who was already famous on 4chan who used to get nosebleeds often". They are both shirtless, the photo was in Sam's old apartment, it all adds up with what she said in 2019 iirc.
Cope and sneed, it's not fake. It's wrong when Samir Guptrahyde does it, but Sam Hyde gets a pass because he is "based".
 
It is the year 2025. Markyposters still haven’t realized that their titular patron saint is in fact wearing a skin-toned tank top in the image they so fervently worship, and refuse to accept the fact that they may all need prescription lenses.
 
It's wrong when Samir Guptrahyde does it, but Sam Hyde gets a pass because he is "based".
If it were fake, sam hyde wouldnt need to hide from the allegations and would readily make fun of it and marky. Yet markyposting is banned from fishtank TTS, markyposting will get you banned from r/fishtank, markyposting on KF will bring out all the weirdest sam hyde reputation jannies (unpaid btw) to downthumby markyposts, and sam will RUN AWAY from anyone who markyposts IRL.

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Either Hyde is very bad at taking jokes at his expense (in which case Harland is proven right and Sam is cringe) or Sam is a weirdo hebephile statutory rapist who is running from his past. Either way it makes Sam Hyde Defense Force look really fatherless
 
Born in 97, statutorily raped in 2014. Nothing fake about that. Cry about it, he still wont be your real dad
How can a girl be raped at 16/17 when she's having consensual legal sex on purpose? How's that work? Just because you don't agree with a state's laws doesn't mean you can make up your own.

You can think it's sick, evil, disgusting, whatever you want to. But it is by legal definition not rape. If it even happened.
 
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