💰 Grifter Sam Hyde / Samuel Whitcomb Hyde / Million Dollar Extreme (MDE) / COM98 / 1Team / HydeWars / alienmode / @wigger / 'The Candyman' - Millennial anti-humorist, Carnegie Mellon University art student, 'World Peace' writer and creator, born-again Christian and groyper convert. The Marky Post to End All Marky Posts.

[Israel's Top Guy]

Not to mention a lot of us have been in this thread for years

Don't worry, I didn't NOT think you guys have been jannying sam's image for him (for zero dollars and zero cents, no less!) for years. You make that incredibly clear lmao

What’s not weird at all?

Maybe if you read the entire post before kneejerk replying with the first gotcha that came to your mind, you would know that what is not weird at all is that sam hyde is a father figure to many wayward men raised by single mothers, and so naturally flock to his defense the moment a markypost is made. If it's no big deal, why does sam refuse to comment on it? Why is it banned from fishtank TTS?

 

[Enig]

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[Sneedifarms]

If it's no big deal, why does sam refuse to comment on it?

Apply Occam’s Razor to the situation and try to think clearly for a second, if you can.
If it’s no big deal, then why should Sam comment on it any more than he’s commented on the numerous accusations that he’s had sex with trannies or that he has an Asian baby momma? Should I start a new rumor that Sam is secretly a unicorn and take his silence on the matter as unshakeable confirmation?

 

[Queesechake]

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How you a fat bitch and ain't got no booty?

 

[Israel's Top Guy]

Apply Occam’s Razor to the situation and try to think clearly for a second, if you can.
If it’s no big deal, then why should Sam comment on it any more than he’s commented on the numerous accusations that he’s had sex with trannies or that he has an Asian baby momma? Should I start a new rumor that Sam is secretly a unicorn and take his silence on the matter as unshakeable confirmation?

You ask to apply occam's razor, but then make an argument ad absurdum. If sam has nothing to hide or be ashamed of, he should own his detractors by markyposting himself, showing he is aware of the criticism but doesnt think much of it. You DO understand that markyposting is only as big as it is precisely because he refuses to acknowledge it, hides it, bans it, etc. Right?

Queesechake did make me aware of RI's bizarre age of consent laws, which I was ignorant of. So, now that a lot of sam hyde fans here have made it clear that it's NBD to fuck a high schooler and it shouldn't be considered taboo, I ask: Why does Sam Hyde disagree with his own fans on this?

 

[Sneedifarms]

but then make an argument ad absurdum.

How is it argument ad absurdum to point out that Markyposting is but one of dozens of accusations levied against Sam with similar amounts of patchwork he-said-she-said detectivework, none of which he has ever addressed? Assuming all of them are false, what makes this lie more special than any of the other lies conjured by the insane methed-out mind of Channing?

 

[Noble Redditor]

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Sam Hyde does something mildly cringe inducing. Null gets boner and does a full episode about it on his podcast, analyzing micro expressions, cluster based observations, and behavioral analysis from a 14 second clip. All dozen fans of the podcast come into the thread showcasing their demented brains which are incapable of understanding sarcasm, nuance and any other indirect communications. People with Sam Hyde inspired usernames marky post like they're the next Albert Einstein. People get mad. Nothing happens. And that was just page 350

 

[Wax]

What's with this fixation on single mothers and Sam being an "e-daddy father figure"? Where does that even come from outside of insecure projection?

 

[Israel's Top Guy]

How is it argument ad absurdum to point out that Markyposting is but one of dozens of accusations levied against Sam with similar amounts of patchwork he-said-she-said detectivework, none of which he has ever addressed?

Once again you are invited to *read* the rest of the post before knee-jerk posting the first gotcha that comes to mind...

What's with this fixation on single mothers and Sam being an "e-daddy father figure"?

Whats the problem, Wax? Feel seen?

 

[Sneedifarms]

Once again you are invited to *read* the rest of the post before knee-jerk posting the first gotcha that comes to mind...

You are similarly invited to explain why Sam is any more obligated to respond to this specific accusation against his character than he is to the numerous other ones I’ve cited.

 

[Israel's Top Guy]

You are similarly invited to explain why Sam is any more obligated to respond to this specific accusation against his character any more than he is the numerous other ones I’ve cited.

Okay, so I will instead repeat myself actually:

If sam has nothing to hide or be ashamed of, he should own his detractors by markyposting himself, showing he is aware of the criticism but doesnt think much of it. You DO understand that markyposting is only as big as it is precisely because he refuses to acknowledge it, hides it, bans it, etc. Right?

Is English YOUR second language, perhaps?

 

[supersock12345]

Sam Hyde raped Mark Wahlberg?

If I was in Rhode Island with my kids, it wouldn't have went down like it did. There would have been a lot of blood in that overpriced studio apartment.

 

[Sneedifarms]

Okay, so I will instead repeat myself actually:

Is English YOUR second language, perhaps?

You know what’s an even simpler solution than this convoluted “I’m going to heckin OWN my detractors” train of oneupmanship? Just ignoring them entirely. You know, like he’s doing right now.

I wonder if you similarly advise someone who’s been doxed and swatted to broadcast their home address as loudly as possible to epically own the haters.

 

[Wax]

Whats the problem, Wax? Feel seen?

Nope. I have a loving mother and father. Something tells me you cannot say the same, otherwise it wouldn't be on your mind all of the time and strangely always in connection to Sam Hyde.

One has to wonder what Sam has personally done or said to offend you to continue this bizarre crusade against him.

 

[Unmarkedgrave]

Okay, so I will instead repeat myself actually:

Is English YOUR second language, perhaps?

I don’t know if Sam did what he is alleged to have done… but It’s gross how many Sam Hyde / fishtank fans are ok with grown men having sex with kids (teenagers are children). All the excuses make me sick.

 

[Israel's Top Guy]

You know what’s an even simpler solution than this convoluted “I’m going to heckin OWN my detractors” train of oneupmanship? Just ignoring them entirely. You know, like he’s doing right now.

Yeah lolcows banning people for bringing up uncomfortable pressure points has really worked wonders and has made rumours go away! You have to be retarded to earnestly believe what you're saying here, especially on KIWI FARMS of all places. Come on, man. Sam is welcome to allow markyposter money from fishtank TTS at any time, but he won't. Curious!

I wonder if you similarly advise someone who’s been doxed and swatted to broadcast their home address as loudly as possible to epically own the haters.

Completely retarded false equivalence. Fucking high schoolers at 28 years old is, in no way, like getting doxed. Lmao

 

[Sneedifarms]

Yeah lolcows banning people for bringing up uncomfortable pressure points

As far as I know, Fishtank TTS and chat doesn’t ban users for Markyposting, it simply refunds their TTS tokens or censors their message. Considering that Markyposters are by and large bad actors such as yourself, this is an incredibly generous practice.

Come on, man. Sam is welcome to allow markyposter money from fishtank TTS at any time

Au contraire, you have to pay for Fishtank’s tokens with real money before you can spend those tokens on TTS. As far as Sam is concerned, refunding Markypost TTSes makes no difference to him, because said Markyposter has already paid him when buying the requisite tokens to make said TTS in the first place.

Fucking high schoolers at 28 years old is

Besides the point. The point is whether or not the accusation itself should be addressed by Sam. The actual contents of the accusation could be anything from murderraping his mom to forgetting to lock his door when leaving the house on September 29th 2008 at 6:45pm.

 

[Lagomorph Guy]

How the fuck did this thread get worse after it got unfeatured?

 

[Queesechake]

How the fuck did this thread get worse after it got unfeatured?

Because some of the new people from the thread being featured stuck around.

 

[Israel's Top Guy]

Nope. I have a loving mother and father. Something tells me you cannot say the same, otherwise it wouldn't be on your mind all of the time and strangely always in connection to Sam Hyde.

One has to wonder what Sam has personally done or said to offend you to continue this bizarre crusade against him.

I have a mom and dad too bro, theyre together, everything is chill. I like making fun of Sam Hyde Image Trustees who do it for free. This is recreation for me my friend

I don’t know if Sam did what he is alleged to have done… but It’s gross how many Sam Hyde / fishtank fans are ok with grown men having sex with kids (teenagers are children). All the excuses make me sick.

Similar to Richard Dawkins' "God of the Gaps" argument, where science somehow makes religious beliefs irrelevant, leading the faithful to recede to evermore tenuous and untenable positions of faith (this paradigm is completely wrong btw, no religious person has a crisis of faith over God's creation being discovered by man), the NuMDE wigger-era Hyde fans (who have apparently been doing image maintenance [for free, no less!] - for YEARS, mind you!) engage in what I will call the "Good Guy of the Gaps" argument.

They are CERTAIN Sam Hyde doesnt fuck men and get fucked by men, because Charls forgave Sam
They KNOW Sam Hyde isnt a disgusting self-loathing reprobate with skeletons in his closet, because having sex with high schoolers is legal in RI so just shut up and who cares
They BELIEVE Sam can do no wrong, because they will interpret Sam flipping a table for anything other than what it was: petulant rage from a loss of control

Considering that Markyposters are by and large bad actors such as yourself

Oh yeah, gotta watch out for the 2yo kiwi farms account autisticly replying to every hydetranny who's buttblasted I would criticise their Internet Father. I'm a real force to be reckoned with. You're the real hero, and you do this for no monetary recompense, no less!

Fucking high schoolers at 28 years old is besides the point.

...No, that is literally the point behind markyposting, actually.