💰 Grifter Sam Hyde / Samuel Whitcomb Hyde / Million Dollar Extreme (MDE) / COM98 / 1Team / HydeWars / alienmode / @wigger / 'The Candyman' - Millennial anti-humorist, Carnegie Mellon University art student, 'World Peace' writer and creator, born-again Christian and groyper convert. The Marky Post to End All Marky Posts.

[LurkingLemur]

3:52

 

[Heavy Galaxy]

Shit bro fr fr

 

[else_letter]

Charls for example is not a very funny guy, I think he might actually have mental health problems.

He is into esoteric knowledge and that can get strange. Connecting information in the margins requires some kind of inference and leaps of logic. Things are not well connected out there. You need to abandon a traditional idea of having any hard evidence because things are so obscure. Maybe no person can handle making the right call with what connects to what precisely out there. Super crazy conspiracy people see connections all over and accumulate impossible amounts of cognitive dissonance leaping their logic aimlessly. It is possible Charles is there, to some degree. I still find him to be interesting to hear ramble on strange topics from time to time. Though he rarely is able to present things completely with solid grounding and that can be frustrating.

 

[Uber driver reviewer]

Sam Hyde is a Masshole. A Masshole is possibly one of the most vile, abrasive, self centered subspecies of Amerimut know to man. The Masshole is plaged with a feeling of inferiority. The Masshole feels that a few small scrimmages at the outset of the revolution should grant them a fabled position in the hierarchy of the Union. The Masshole is forever haunted by their home states insignificance when compared to the cultural meca of NYC sitting just a few hours south. Thus the Masshole must constructs a vulgar caricature of confidence to inflict on the rest of the world. The Masshole will start first fights over sports logos, the Masshole will smash up bars over a spilled drink, the Masshole will drive at 60 in the passing lane, these are all expressions of the Massholes pathological need to feel like the most powerful person in any given situation. The Masshole knows his own intellectual inferiority but can not accept this fact so the Masshole approaches every interaction with the goal of dragging his interlocutor down to his own subpar level. If by whatever misfortune you are subjected to interaction with a Masshole the only proper demeanor to present is one of unimpressed boredom. Well this reaction will be natural for most normal people, it is important to remember that the Massholes flailing attacks most never be taken seriously and should always be viewed as the pathetic cries for relevance that they are.

He’s from Westport Connecticut. It’s basically discount Greenwich, He graduated with Candace Owens.

The plates on his Supra, raptor, and Porsche are all CT plates. I’ve seen him driving on I-395 S

He lives in a MA city that is in reality a Rhode Island (and cape verdian) exclave in terms of personality and geographic location.

There is a difference between masshole and Rhode Island people. But they are generally very similar.

 

[Rick The Stick]

My favorite thing about the thread is seeing multiple accounts with just a couple dozen messages despite being here for no less than a year, suddenly ballooning into the hundreds. All in this thread. All to defend the honor of Sam Hyde, because people have the audacity to say "lol he got trolled and lost his cool lmao".

 

[Uber driver reviewer]

My favorite thing about the thread is seeing multiple accounts with just a couple dozen messages despite being here for no less than a year, suddenly ballooning into the hundreds. All in this thread. All to defend the honor of Sam Hyde, because people have the audacity to say "lol he got trolled and lost his cool lmao".

Sam is their internet daddy, duh,

Sam isn’t funny, Nick is hilarious, He’s the real talent here. Now imagine if Nick was Indian,,,,,

 

[Bummer]

He’s from Westport Connecticut. It’s basically discount Greenwich, He graduated with Candace Owens.

The plates on his Supra, raptor, and Porsche are all CT plates. I’ve seen him driving on I-684

He lives in a MA city that is in reality a Rhode Island (and cape verdian) exclave in terms of personality and geographic location.

There is a difference between masshole and Rhode Island people. But they are generally very similar.

I wish you a good life sir and I am rating your post informative but please just stay south of Lawrence.

 

[PyrrhicRustle]

He’s from Westport Connecticut. It’s basically discount Greenwich, He graduated with Candace Owens.

Inshallah the only New Englanders lower than your basic bitch Boston Metro Masshole are western Connecticuters, who are literally just aspiring N*w Y*rker C*ty dwellers and will all be purged come the rise of the true Pine Tree Republic. An Appeal to Heaven that all from New Haven south to Staten Island be absorbed into the sea and their filthy tomato infused chowder be consigned to the deepest reaches of both the sea and of history.

 

[Oilspill Battery]

My favorite thing about the thread is seeing multiple accounts with just a couple dozen messages despite being here for no less than a year, suddenly ballooning into the hundreds. All in this thread. All to defend the honor of Sam Hyde, because people have the audacity to say "lol he got trolled and lost his cool lmao".

No dude, don't you see he wasn't trolled, committing assault and battery as well as destruction of private property while giving his cohost a panic attack, making a fool out of himself and getting all his advertisements cut was all a bit. It was all part of the bit. Remember:

0:18

Sure nobody else was aware of the bit, the host of the podcast or sam's own cohost, but that doesn't matter, because it was still a bit.

 

[cleanerfromvenus]

it's not a bit, it's retarded.

 

[FightenGnome]

My favorite thing about the thread is seeing multiple accounts with just a couple dozen messages despite being here for no less than a year, suddenly ballooning into the hundreds. All in this thread. All to defend the honor of Sam Hyde, because people have the audacity to say "lol he got trolled and lost his cool lmao".

I enjoy Hyde's work but even I have to admit this was an L. I don't get how people get worked up into thinking that their idols aren't allowed to make mistakes or even have crash outs. It's like with Trump when people blame everyone else but him for the mistakes his administration make/made.

 

[Uber driver reviewer]

Inshallah the only New Englanders lower than your basic bitch Boston Metro Masshole are western Connecticuters, who are literally just aspiring N*w Y*rker C*ty dwellers and will all be purged come the rise of the true Pine Tree Republic. An Appeal to Heaven that all from New Haven south to Staten Island be absorbed into the sea and their filthy tomato infused chowder be consigned to the deepest reaches of both the sea and of history.

*Nutmeggers

 

[Chev Chelios]

This is fucking hilarious watching Sam crash and burn. But in all seriousness we can't let this guy keep getting away with it.

 

[Uber driver reviewer]

Thunderbolt where he used the legendary Mitsubishi 3000gt in a part of the movie



Removed twice wtf

That was a Mitsubishi FTO.

Smaller car than the 3000gt and no equivalent platform sold in the USA. We got the DSM instead due the the partnerships with Chrysler in the USA as the segment lower than the 3000gt. If memory serves correctly I think the FTO had a trick front suspension and limited slip with a very high revving V6 that made it a responsive and engaging car for enthusiasts. But it was not the technological showpiece that the 3KGT VR-4 was. That car was ridiculously over engineered and seemed like it was from another planet back in the 90’s.

 

[Mörkö]

Hot take I've never thought Sam Hyde was funny and was pretty sure all my comedy friends who did were either nuts or screwing with me.

You have been instructed, many thousands of times, to build a gorilla nest. Continued refusal to do so constitutes felony podcast disruption. Enjoy nest, gorilla child.

 

[Noble Redditor]

we can't let this guy keep getting away with it.

What are you talking about? He's finished. Adult Swim pulled the plug on his ass. Hollywood is removing his star from the Walk Of Fame. It's over.

 

[Israel's Top Guy]

No wonder comedy as a genre is dying in the modern day, autism has made comedy obsolete.

Once again: Wigger humour is a guy sucking on and puking on his own dick. This is a far cry from 'He Would Never Be... What They Made Him To Be'. This is just jewish grossout shock humour. Sam hyde is not your father

 

[Chev Chelios]

Once again: Wigger humour is a guy sucking on and puking on his own dick.

Well on behalf of MDE fans in this here thread, I'd like to thank you for making us feel right at home with your rendition of it here today.

 

[Israel's Top Guy]

Well on behalf of MDE fans in this here thread, I'd like to thank you for making us feel right at home with your rendition of it here today.

Sam hyde is not your father, you dont have to defend his honour for free on kiwi farms of all places

 

[Bubbleseven]

He is into esoteric knowledge and that can get strange. Connecting information in the margins requires some kind of inference and leaps of logic. Things are not well connected out there. You need to abandon a traditional idea of having any hard evidence because things are so obscure. Maybe no person can handle making the right call with what connects to what precisely out there. Super crazy conspiracy people see connections all over and accumulate impossible amounts of cognitive dissonance leaping their logic aimlessly. It is possible Charles is there, to some degree. I still find him to be interesting to hear ramble on strange topics from time to time. Though he rarely is able to present things completely with solid grounding and that can be frustrating.

Oh, Charles can be entertaining, especially if you never had mental people around.