💰 Grifter Sam Hyde / Samuel Whitcomb Hyde / Million Dollar Extreme (MDE) / COM98 / 1Team / HydeWars / alienmode / @wigger / 'The Candyman' - Millennial anti-humorist, Carnegie Mellon University art student, 'World Peace' writer and creator, born-again Christian and groyper convert. The Marky Post to End All Marky Posts.

Sam has essentially found a golden calf, and he's milking it for all it's worth (even though it's still a calf). The issue is is that he's expanding rapidly in a few wrong places.

  • Little to no advertising or hype around an event that takes place literal months from now. Fishtank's "grassroots marketing" was due, in-part, to the perfect storm of the iDubbbz controvery, which got a lot of word of mouth. If they spent some of the revenue on advertising (not even billboards, like targeted ads on social media), he can both draw in new people eluded by this "fishtank," as well as remind people that FT wasn't just a one-time thing and build hype.
  • The timing of winter is actually not a good idea compared to a spring break-late may timeframe if you think about it. from December to February, the average American may have their attention divided on stuff like finals, the holidays, the NFL, etc. Also having it *yearly* instead of like every nine months builds this grandiosity: the annual Fishtank.
  • He seems to be appealing to the whales, the paypigs, etc. He needs to find a source of revenue for people who don't want to drop triple to quadruple digits on this show (i.e. a majority of people). Sure, whales make up a lot of the share, but it doesn't account for the, I'm guessing, 80% of participants that cannot get over the hurdle of the first purchase. Out of the 600k unique viewers, how many are actually giving him a shit ton of money?
  • He has plans for 10 years of FT when most good economic plans go by measures of 5 years (even the commies did this).
  • He's promising all this shit (a FUCKING VIDYA) when they only recently got their fundamental upkeeps (site, legal, etc,) all good. To do all this stuff now instead of having a stable base seems like a disaster in the making. THEY DON'T EVEN HAVE A HOUSE TO STENCH UP FOR SEASON 2 YET!!!!

However, his investors aren't real investors with business degrees and such (full disclosure i don't have a crayon eating degree as well), and all these promises seem actually viable and achievbale. He has credit, but we'll see how long it lasts if he doesn't hit them
 
someone just fucked up
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quoting from the fishtank thread
Received an email with 50 other email addresses in the recipients. When I opened up a window to compose a reply to everyone involved, Thunderbird showed this:Ver archivo adjunto 5389780
I'd like to think whatever software he used to mass email must've included a similar disclaimer somewhere. Like come the fuck on, there's firstname.lastname@gmail.com addresses here.
:story:
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I had a fleeting thought yesterday like "how are they gonna send emails to everyone involved" but then I thought "eh, they probably have an automated sender that sends to each person individually"...

How do you fuck this up so bad?

edit: I just remembered the Blind Carbon Copy feature. I think these guys are retarded.
 
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These crackheads can't deliver a shirt on time, how do people expect them to return an investment?!?! This is some wacky shit even for Sam.
 
The first day Fishtank chat was live it showed all the users email addresses too. Instead of displaying your username it showed the email address you registered with.

I don't understand why people use their real name for anything online ever. I can't think of any reason why it's necessary. I guess if you're filling out a job application or something but I'm white so I use a fake name that sounds black so I have a significantly higher chance of getting an interview..
 
sam hyde needs YOUR support, now…!

https://youtube.com/watch?v=_UFIfMlRwIg
donation link
so basically you get to pay anywhere between $100 and $∞ for no discernible benefit.

whoops, you actually get to sign up for a newsletter
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and a pinky promise that youll get your money back
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sam hyde has always been a staunch free speech activist
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i know roadmaps are usually fluff pieces but not even having a rough timeline for goals is pretty lazy lol
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ask me how i know jet typed this up, @raisinlove
minor spelling mistake, i win.
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investmentbros, i dont feel so good….
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Woah! Sam Hyde needs me? Ok, I'll do it. I'll go invest in fishtank, Sam. I'll go invest right now, Sam.
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No Sam fan (apart from the most loyal of paypigs) is going to deny that the recent stream content has been mostly shit, and the podcasts are underwhelming sure, but that's not what we're paying for. We're paying for good quality content, which is being delivered. Also,
>FaggotFaggotFaggotFaggotFaggotFaggotFaggot see I'm cool and fashy like you guys! I'm one of you now entertain all of this horseshit please please please
How much does the agency pay you per post?

"You don't need to like Sam to admit he's funny" :(

>le funny faggot greentext
>2023 faggot acc
>faggot anime profile
>pays for boring faggot 360p camera house and calls it good content
>anyone who disagrees with me is just a fed!

do a flip F-A-G-G-O-T
 
God Charles is an unfunny faggot, I had to skip all the parts where he decided to interject his awkward dumb opinion https://youtube.com/watch?v=YJlzbWHZYsk
To be fair, you have to be fair you have to have a very high high IQ to understand Charls Carroll. His humor is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of Tartary most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer's head.
 
Who is uglier? Sam or Doja? It makes sense she would be a fan; they both have an utter contempt for their pay pigs.

These people HATE their supporters and with good cause; could you imagine associating with people who are open about their fandom of these two?

God I imagine each meet and greet with the public is painful task, especially for someone with legit celebrity status like Doja. That freak thinks she is hot shit and must feel revolted by the site of the disgusting, malnourish, drugged out degenerates that support her.
 
God you can just tell this redditor is a pretentious faggot by that corny ass twilight quote he thought was deep and poignant.
The most insane part of that reddit post is them claiming Sam wants to "reenslave all African Americans" like why the fuck would someone who you claim is a white nationalist want to do that? Woulden't you just deport them or something? lol
 
Who is uglier? Sam or Doja? It makes sense she would be a fan; they both have an utter contempt for their pay pigs.

These people HATE their supporters and with good cause; could you imagine associating with people who are open about their fandom of these two?

God I imagine each meet and greet with the public is painful task, especially for someone with legit celebrity status like Doja. That freak thinks she is hot shit and must feel revolted by the site of the disgusting, malnourish, drugged out degenerates that support her.
OT terrible take: I used to think Doja Cat was attractive before she shaved her head.
 
Sam has finished his transition to becoming a greedy grifting kike, the exact kind of person he used to mock and warn his teenbro audience to avoid like a plague. Cringe!!!!!!!
 
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