💰 Grifter Ryan Johnson / Randbot / Randbot2020 / "Jimmy Russell" - Alcoholic co-host of The Killstream, susceptible to ammo crates, somewhat trepidatious

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>be randbeta
>drink too much
>almost die from hemorrhage
>be RALPHAMALE
>drink too much
>singlehandedly merc cartel leader while blackout

Just another Sunday W for the Killstream King.
 
Stopping alcohol at this point is unlikely to make any difference.
fucking hell, people tried.
They got banned and muted repeatedly for it, and this denthead tries to ruin their reputations to the bunch of BBC-loving retards that still watch him.
Fuck it.
Speedrun the Ralphamale, retard. You are a true lolcow, Rand.
 
Jesus. I remember this nigga from Something Sensitive. He was a funny dude and never this big of a fucking retard there. This is horrifying - not so much that an alcoholic retard is going to kill themselves by being an alcoholic retard but more of the fact that dude over 10+ years turned himself into alcoholic retard.

Finger hovering over F.
 
Pray for Randbot.
Why? He has a wife and kid and instead of being a devoted husband and father he chooses to get drunk off his ass on stream and jerk it to lolicon while accusing other peope of being pedos.

Fuck this worthless denthead, I just hope he has good life insurance so the family he leaves behind aren't put in dire straits.
Legal action? Did he get the shit beat out of him or something?
My first assumption was the injury he received in the military finally advanced to the point it's going to kill him so he's suing them for big bucks. I know everyone is saying alcoholism but even Rand can't be dumb enough to sue Fosters or whatever pisswater brand he's drinking himself to death with.
 
He has esophageal varices. The next time this happens, it will likely kill him. Likely sooner than later.
FYI, his alcoholism was what most likely nearly killed him with the ammo box. Never saw it myself, but problems can get dealt with internally if someone doesn't pull up their shit. A common one is in the Royal Australian Navy having a hatch "fall" onto your hands, and people always question if an accident happens whether or not it was legit or punishment.

Can't say for sure but if he was an alcoholic cunt and burden in army, there is a good chance it was decided that he was a liability and the ammo box being dropped on his head was a way of getting rid of an annoyance and lessening the work load by not always having to carry around a drunken slob.

If he refused to learn his lessons from that, then there is Buckley's fucking chance he's going to pull up now he's spewing blood with a shot liver. Seems God has dropped his own ammo box.

My first assumption was the injury he received in the military finally advanced to the point it's going to kill him so he's suing them for big bucks. I know everyone is saying alcoholism but even Rand can't be dumb enough to sue Fosters or whatever pisswater brand he's drinking himself to death with.
There are payouts coming for people who received bastardization in the ADF, particularly if it resulted in injury or PTSD. It is to shut them up before another Royal Commission rolls around. That might be what he's referring too. That also backs my theory his ammo box incident wasn't an accident.

However, him being sick with something that might kill him means he's less likely to be paid out. Reason for this is Aussie Department of Veteran Affairs are a bunch of complete cunts, and they're likely to figure if they delay and wait long enough, Rand will drop dead and they won't have to pay a cent. I also doubt given his alcoholism and temperament, he's got the fortitude to go through the process against DVA, they've driven better to suicide and heart attack with the bullshit they pull.
 
there is a good chance it was decided that he was a liability and the ammo box being dropped on his head was a way of getting rid of an annoyance and lessening the work load by not always having to carry around a drunken slob.
As much as it sickens me to stan for the drunk retard, the consistent story from him is that it was some diversity hire officer that didn't call out 'ammo' or whatever before slinging it off the truck while his attention was elsewhere, and then THUNK, dented head.
The military then refused to hold her accountable, as this was back during the big OOH AAH WAHMINZ IN COMBAT ARMZ craze that pervaded the Anglosphere of the time, but as always;

Keep Your Head On A Swivel.
Always assume that everyone in uniform is the kind of dangerously stupid that will get you killed or injured. Yourself included.
If you have to put your trust in a woman or darkie in the military, grow eyes in the back of your head and Record Fucking Everything.
 
Even if he quits the damage is already done. Leave it to this brainlet retard to double down on the brown sauce that’s killing his insides though. I remember when the sektur was more relevant and this guy was dumber and duller than a rock. Seems like nothing has changed.
 
the consistent story from him is that it was some diversity hire officer that didn't call out 'ammo' or whatever before slinging it off the truck while his attention was elsewhere, and then THUNK, dented head.
I can believe something like this would happen in the modern clown military but I can also believe Rand would make this story up because he hates women.
 
As much as it sickens me to stan for the drunk retard, the consistent story from him is that it was some diversity hire officer that didn't call out 'ammo' or whatever before slinging it off the truck while his attention was elsewhere, and then THUNK, dented head.
The military then refused to hold her accountable, as this was back during the big OOH AAH WAHMINZ IN COMBAT ARMZ craze that pervaded the Anglosphere of the time, but as always
Again, having served in the army, the same army, I have doubts to his story and always have. The diversity hire thing reeks of him telling people what they want to hear. Plus diveristy hire women (particularly officers) were spared physical work, like loading and unloading ammo boxes. It is more likely the events was described properly but it was another one of his fellow soldiers who did it deliberately because of the reasons I stated, especially if he was always drunk and viewed as a liability. The Australian Defence force has a problem with this type of thing, where if someone is not liked of viewed as a burden they are deliberately injured to get rid of them.

There is an upcoming Royal commission into this type of behavior and sexual assault. Department of Veteran Affairs and the military are busy at the moment trying to settle cases where things like this happened, which also may be the "legal payout" that Rand is talking about. This is all circumstantial but it lines up given what I know is going on at the moment. I don't believe it was a diversity hire who clonked him, I believe it was another soldier, it was deliberate and he told everyone it was a diversity hire because complaining about diversity hires was popular at the time (and got Rand sympathy points). It is also less embarrassing than admitting your fellow soldiers deliberately and intentionally injured you because you were a fuck up.
 
This issue will make itself known pretty much as soon as it starts with nausea from the blood in your stomach, black stool from the blood passing through your digestive system, or the most obvious, vomiting blood.
Black stool is well known for stinking almost entire wings of a hospital, that streamshack of his must've had quite the miasma.
>be alcoholic
>die
no way!
I hope someone clips randberg's meltdown over this post.
 
>be alcoholic
>die
no way!
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Not just yes way, but TWICE way!
 
Also this retard is fucked if he doesn't put down the bottle.
Safe to say he's already fucked.
Losing nearly half of your blood isn't something you just walk off.
The damage has already been done. Replacing his liver would be a colossal waste of time and effort.
I wouldn't be surprised if he's already been told by his doctor that he's living on borrowed time.
If so, his mindset will definitely be "Well, it's too late to stop now."
 
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