Interests RIP Pollo Chandler - 20 May 2018

[CoolGuyHitler]

Is Lucy still alive?

She survived the fire and Chris didnt mention her dying so most likely yeah.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mGrm0tvAC3Y

 

[Krispum Western Chumbler]

Less $ spent on cat food is more money spent on vidya! Chris is not sad.

 

[Maxliam]

Those dogs need a drastic shift in both their diet and lifestyle.

Both of them are absolute units.

I'm in awe of them.



It was already cleansed by fire once...and yet...

How do you cleanse that which cannot be uncleansed...

HOW DO YOU KILL THAT WHICH HAS NO LIFE

You have to salt and burn them according to the show supernatural.

 

[CWCchange]

 

[Mr. Pickles]

I wonder if he accidentally dug Patti up.

Sounds mean, but God I hope so. If only because it would trigger Chris and given the shit he's done or at least attempted to do to people over the years he kind of deserves to be triggered.

Remember that time Chris claimed to summon the soul of Patti to attack his enemies during the Apserpedia 4 drama?

Ever since then I've always pictured Patti's grave as being this elaborate underground satanic temple. if anyone but Chris dared go there, Patti comes back to life as this zombie abomination and devours your soul.

 

[AnOminous]

Slowly, 14BC is turning into a den of death.

There was also the cat that burned to death because of the Blarb hoard.

 

[Trilby]

Sadly, I think the drawing will feature the three animals

I wouldn't doubt if Chris finds some way to stick all three together, like living in an apartment somewhere in CWCville, each with their own special VIP credit card with unlimited funds to blow on everything they want (because that's how Chris works).

 

[Okkervils]

Sounds mean, but God I hope so. If only because it would trigger Chris and given the shit he's done or at least attempted to do to people over the years he kind of deserves to be triggered.

Aside from the fact that was some of the weeniest shit I've read here recently, it would be impossible because Patti's grave is covered by cement. And the dog house that rests upon it weighs ten tons at the very least.






(also the body would be completely decomposed by now. there's nothing there. why are some of you fags always going on about digging up a dead dog? It's weird af and not funny)

 

[Positron]

Please, please don't let him get another cat.

 

[Mr. Pickles]

Please, please don't let him get another cat.

My favorite scenario involving Chris and animals would be animals running like hell the moment he got anywhere near them.

 

[Duck and Turn]

Please, please don't let him get another cat.

Just keep pussies away from him in general. And that include weens too.

 

[Masterfoxz2]

Say what you want about Chris, but the loss of a pet is hard as shit.

 

[AutisticCrossingDresser]

This legit made me sad - he truly loved that animal.

Yeah I wonder just how our favourite Spacka expressed his love for the only pussy he ever got access too?

 

[Witchsmeller Pursuivant]

Saddest thing I've seen all day.

 

[pickleniggo]

Aw, Pollo. RIP.

 

[AutisticCrossingDresser]

Say what you want about Chris, but the loss of a pet is hard as shit.

Especially when you are so broke you have too serve said pet too your children as dinner.

 

[Robotic Richard Simmons]

Get ready for a wave of new Chandler Cats.

 

[Nigonidas]

In the hospital we always say people die in threes

 

[cruderudedude]

Apparently it's a line from Pet Semetary

 

[Asperchewy]

F. At least the kitty named "Chicken" had a nice long cat life. Kinda feel bad for Chris.