Interests RIP Pollo Chandler - 20 May 2018

[whatever I feel like]

Just imagine the Christorical events that cat has seen that we will never know about

One of the last links to Chris's pre-famous life has died, all we have left of the old Chris now is Barb.

 

[White bubblegum]

She's probably next. One pussy, two pussy, dried up greedy pussy.

 

[OrsonZedd]

That poor cat never got to hear his name said properly.

 

[Holiday Special]

Is Lucy still alive?

 

[Mason Verger]

I hope he didn't half ass burying it. You really need to dig a few feet and build some kind of cairn over the grave.

 

[Okkervils]

This is the time of the year people use pesticides, especially since we are already having issues with ticks in the area. Anyone who knows anything about cats knows they are incredibly sensitive to toxins because they'll get something on their bodies then ingest it when they bathe themselves. I wouldn't be surprised if they got into something that messed with them. Also, some people are incredibly hateful towards cats because they kill birds so they'll leave anti-freeze out as a shitty way to manage the local cats.

That's my theory anyways. Or it could just be a coincidence that Sorbet went missing and Pollo was just ending his long lived life.

Not everything is a conspiracy. Pollo was an old cat, it caught up to him. He died. Sorbet going missing and this Pollo stuff is a coincidence.

It's literally as simple as that. It has nothing to do with the care provided to them (except Sorbet being let out maybe, Pollo got sick late last night) or the state of the house, it just happens.

And it sucks.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

Wouldn't it be nice if this was all an elaborate rouse, and the cats just faked their deaths to flee to an island somewhere to sip out of large saucers of milk?

 

[Optimus Prime]

Slowly, 14BC is turning into a den of death. And this has got to be rough on Chris with the potential loss of the two cats he loved most dearly. Between this, the constant annoyance of the court trials over the tresspassing, and the approach of Bronycon which AFAIK he still can't go to because reasons.

 

[bōwl õf rëggie]

This is so sad can we please give away free tickets to Bronycon

 

[Kosher Dill]

This is really the most dignified death any resident of 14BC could have hoped for, so let's be glad for that.

 

[drtoboggan]

The mystery is why he named the cat the Spanish word for chicken.

 

[Null]

I had known for a while he had adopted it at 14, but it never occurred to me until now how rare that is. Most people adopt young adults or kittens.

 

[Aladdin_Insane]

The mystery is why he named the cat the Spanish word for chicken.

Short for Apollo

I still think that cat living as long as it did in 14 BC is a complete miracle.

 

[MrTroll]

rip biggie
rip pac
rip eazy
rip pollo

 

[MerriedxReldnahc]

Takin' a for Pollo! 15 is a pretty good run for a cat.

 

[Batman VS Tony Danza]

I had known for a while he had adopted it at 14, but it never occurred to me until now how rare that is. Most people adopt young adults or kittens.

When people look at older pets they tend to see medical bills and death. Chris doesn't think that far ahead so he just sees a nice kitty who needs some food, water, and hugs.

He needs to walk those dogs though. Badly.

 

[Uncouth Twat]

He needs to walk those dogs though. Badly.

Stating the obvious, but those dogs need a lot more than just walks.

 

[Flareon]

RIP Pollo. He's gone to the great hoard in the sky

 

[LazloChalos]

14BC is turning into a den of death

It will become an accursed place that will go up in flames and become barren, any dead things buried there will come back to life autistic, fat and naive.

 

[Aladdin_Insane]

Stating the obvious, but those dogs need a lot more than just walks.

Those dogs need a drastic shift in both their diet and lifestyle.

Both of them are absolute units.

I'm in awe of them.

It will become an accursed place that will go up in flames and become barren, any dead things buried there will come back to life autistic, fat and naive.

It was already cleansed by fire once...and yet...

How do you cleanse that which cannot be uncleansed...

HOW DO YOU KILL THAT WHICH HAS NO LIFE