Richard C. Kyanka v. Ashley K. Martin (2020) - Lowtax's second divorce

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Motion for interpleader. IANAL: This appears to be about having the court decide who gets what, so the garnishment shit will stop.

It’s like that Bible story where two whores are fighting over a miscarried corpse and it’s turning into a disgusting tug-of-war and King Solomon calls for a sword to chop the dead baby in half before it’s torn completely to pieces and eaten because the whores are getting hungry.

except one whore is a rich old woman trying to keep money from her grandchild I assume
 
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Motion for interpleader. IANAL: This appears to be about having the court decide who gets what, so the garnishment shit will stop.

It’s like that Bible story where two whores are fighting over a miscarried corpse and it’s turning into a disgusting tug-of-war and King Solomon calls for a sword to chop the dead baby in half before it’s torn completely to pieces and eaten because the whores are getting hungry.
Its Scott Richart. He's asking for an order to pay the funds to the court administratior so his office can wash his hands of the matter. That's what the motion to quash garnishment is about also, he seems legetimately worried that he's going to get sued by the estate - which he confirmed has not been opened yet.

Erin garnishing his trust account is a bitch move (the accounting on it has to be exacting because it's not your money, and if there is ever an overdraft it gets automatically reported to the bar so they can come audit it and fuck your whole life up for months to years) every motion Richard has filed has asked in the alternative for just a direct order from the judge to cover his ass. If Erin was smart she'd just join in the motion to force Kenny to sign one.
 
Its Scott Richart. He's asking for an order to pay the funds to the court administratior so his office can wash his hands of the matter. That's what the motion to quash garnishment is about also, he seems legetimately worried that he's going to get sued by the estate - which he confirmed has not been opened yet.

Erin garnishing his trust account is a bitch move (the accounting on it has to be exacting because it's not your money, and if there is ever an overdraft it gets automatically reported to the bar so they can come audit it and fuck your whole life up for months to years) every motion Richard has filed has asked in the alternative for just a direct order from the judge to cover his ass. If Erin was smart she'd just join in the motion to force Kenny to sign one.
It's a bitch move but I imagine there's a lot of animosity between the parties. Richard, before he bitched out and became an hero, did a lot of vindictive fucking around and it appears the animosity has transferred to the respective lawyers.

Richart is in the unenviable position where he obviously wants to be paid and is legally entitled to be paid, but now as a creditor to the estate, his interests are adverse. He can't really safely just pay himself, even if he had the authority to do so.
 
Why not? They're not gonna get the money, their mother is. I can't blame the batty granny for wanting her money to serve her family.
All that old hag is going to end up with is income that she’s going to have to deal with on her taxes.

But it will be worth it to her as a spiteful and egotistical win to deny her own bloodline from getting it.

Very fitting. A multigenerational story of boomer greed.


Watch….she’ll donate it to the yid school her surviving daughterberg works at as some sort of tax writedown, get a bench named after her, and the school can then use the funds to hire the next pupae stage mossad predator / teacher.

Like a (((Cohen brothers)))) movie, the tragic comedy always comes full circle.
 

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That's a very optimistic outlook when it comes to momtax.
That bitch's war cry is entirely, 'you killed my baby and deserve NOTHING.' The day Lowtax killed himself, her first move was to message Ashley that his suicide was all Ashley's fault. When people put together a gofundme for the daughters, she tried tanking it. Lowtax was trained and supported in solipsism by his mother. If there is any way she can come between the estate and the exes / children, she will.
 
That bitch's war cry is entirely, 'you killed my baby and deserve NOTHING.' The day Lowtax killed himself, her first move was to message Ashley that his suicide was all Ashley's fault. When people put together a gofundme for the daughters, she tried tanking it. Lowtax was trained and supported in solipsism by his mother. If there is any way she can come between the estate and the exes / children, she will.
This is confirmed?
 

"...I considered not sharing this out of respect for Rich's parents and sister, but after thinking on the incredibly vitriolic wall of text Rich's Mother sent to me this morning, saying upon many other things, that his blood is on my hands, I need to share it to regain some sense of control over what's taken place in the past 48 hours..."

TBH from what we know of Momtax I would have been surprised if she DIDN'T do this.
 
Lowtax still producing cow content even in his death is definitely some sort of satisfying to me, tbh.

And not the kind of regurgitated suicide jokes/massacre jokes made from other prominent happenings online. Its genuinely an ongoing story.

I think its extra ironic that he can't even rest in peace. He thought he could get off the ride but his corpse is strapped in for the foreseeable future.
 
Lowtax still producing cow content even in his death is definitely some sort of satisfying to me, tbh.

And not the kind of regurgitated suicide jokes/massacre jokes made from other prominent happenings online. Its genuinely an ongoing story.

I think its extra ironic that he can't even rest in peace. He thought he could get off the ride but his corpse is strapped in for the foreseeable future.

If Lowtax did not exist, we would seek to create him.
 

"...I considered not sharing this out of respect for Rich's parents and sister, but after thinking on the incredibly vitriolic wall of text Rich's Mother sent to me this morning, saying upon many other things, that his blood is on my hands, I need to share it to regain some sense of control over what's taken place in the past 48 hours..."

TBH from what we know of Momtax I would have been surprised if she DIDN'T do this.
Do... Do we turn the Lowtax thread into a Momtax thread?
 
There have been no updates to the docket since January 20. There are no upcoming dates for anything on CASE.net. There was some speculation that there would be a fight over who got what, due to the question of whether the divorce was enforceable prior to Richard's death. The docket has not shown anything of that sort.

Meanwhile, there has been a development with one of the parties who was involved to some degree with the divorce and proceedings relating to it. Carol Kyanka, Lowtax's mother, has died. Would a lawyer consider this divorce matter to be closed?
 
There have been no updates to the docket since January 20. There are no upcoming dates for anything on CASE.net. There was some speculation that there would be a fight over who got what, due to the question of whether the divorce was enforceable prior to Richard's death. The docket has not shown anything of that sort.
Information on case number 1916-FC11146 - RICHARD C KYANKA V ASHLEY K MARTIN has been added or updated. Please see the details below:


Docket Entries that have been made or updated on this case.
Filing DateDescriptionText *Last Activity Date
3/11/22 3:01 PMSatisfaction of Judgment Filed SATISFACTION OF JUDGMENT; Electronic Filing Certificate of Service.3/15/22 2:36 PM

Is it over?
 
Information on case number 1916-FC11146 - RICHARD C KYANKA V ASHLEY K MARTIN has been added or updated. Please see the details below:


Docket Entries that have been made or updated on this case.
Filing DateDescriptionText *Last Activity Date
3/11/22 3:01 PMSatisfaction of Judgment Filed SATISFACTION OF JUDGMENT; Electronic Filing Certificate of Service.3/15/22 2:36 PM

Is it over?

Well I'm satisfied.
 
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