Resident Evil - Virgin Vampire Wine Mom vs Chad Magnetic Lebowski

[Scarthew]

Alfred Ashford is still a crossdressing freak, Uncle Cuckold (CarcinogenSDA).
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He's a sperg but he's not all bad, broken clocks and all that.

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[AncientPhosphur]

The real bomb dropped on raccoon city was 3make

I still cant believe how badly they did Nemesis. You always had enough grenades to toss at him and drop him... and thats not getting to his trash bag outfit and weird nose. And that boss fight where he ran around on buildings? Awful.

 

[Wesker]

You think he's lolcow worthy to get his own Kiwi Farms thread?

While I've actually wanted that for years, he's too much of a grumpy bore that doesn't speak too much on his personal life so I doubt it. I did hate watch him for a bit years ago, and he would regularly have mental breakdowns on stream that he only gets viewers when he plays an RE and everything else gets tens of people. He holds complete contempt for his audience and he acts like a snippy cunt when they ask harmless questions to him because it's shit that he's been asked a thousand times. Get over it. He's got zero personality or charisma, maybe he should look into that. Just a dullard that bases his opinion on current thing. He's said in a round about way he's a fan of Hasan Piker, so that is indicative of what a profoundly retarded faggot he is.

 

[Neetness]

He's a sad cunt whose opinion on anything outside of speedrunning should be disregarded.

 

[The Penultimate Warrior]

I've been replaying Village, but I still can't make up my mind if I like it or not. Definitely has some great parts, but definitely some bad as well. I know every RE game has dumb plot elements, but the fact the entirety of this game only happens because Chris doesn't take 5 seconds to explain to Ethan feels like a step too far. Also still annoyed that Castle Dimitrescu, the best part of the game, turned out to be a bait and switch since none of the other 3 lords come close, and I've never understood why they kept hiding Ethan's face. Maybe a hot take but I much prefer that you now have the option for third person, but Mercenaries is a dud. Who at Capcom thought the factory, a maze that's too dark and where everything looks the same, would make a fun stage?

 

[Großmann]

I've been replaying Village, but I still can't make up my mind if I like it or not. Definitely has some great parts, but definitely some bad as well. I know every RE game has dumb plot elements, but the fact the entirety of this game only happens because Chris doesn't take 5 seconds to explain to Ethan feels like a step too far. Also still annoyed that Castle Dimitrescu, the best part of the game, turned out to be a bait and switch since none of the other 3 lords come close, and I've never understood why they kept hiding Ethan's face. Maybe a hot take but I much prefer that you now have the option for third person, but Mercenaries is a dud. Who at Capcom thought the factory, a maze that's too dark and where everything looks the same, would make a fun stage?

I liked VIIIage but I can’t see myself playing it ever again. There are too many interactive cutscenes and first-impression sequences and set pieces to imagine having fun a second time. On top of that, it’s pretty easy to see everything there is to see on a single play-through. The action makes me want to either just go back to RE4 or play an actual FPS instead. Good game, but glad I waited until it was significantly discounted years later.

 

[Crypt Kicker]

I've been replaying Village, but I still can't make up my mind if I like it or not. Definitely has some great parts, but definitely some bad as well. I know every RE game has dumb plot elements, but the fact the entirety of this game only happens because Chris doesn't take 5 seconds to explain to Ethan feels like a step too far. Also still annoyed that Castle Dimitrescu, the best part of the game, turned out to be a bait and switch since none of the other 3 lords come close, and I've never understood why they kept hiding Ethan's face. Maybe a hot take but I much prefer that you now have the option for third person, but Mercenaries is a dud. Who at Capcom thought the factory, a maze that's too dark and where everything looks the same, would make a fun stage?

I felt like the vampire stage could have been it's own thing.
Who gives a shit about the fishman, the doll lady, or even metallic kid rock? The castle was the most interesting bit.
Also I'm so thankful someone else acknowledges how shit the factory was. First time I played through it it was annoying because as you said, everything looks the same, but there are so many fucking treasures you can find, gem stones to shoot down from the ceilings, so much shit I thought there was gonna be a whole other level after because why would you give so much loot for the end game. I guess maybe for newgameplus but it just seemed dumb. Like in GTA IV and V when they give you a bajillion dollars but nothing to spend it on.

 

[The Penultimate Warrior]

I felt like the vampire stage could have been it's own thing.
Who gives a shit about the fishman, the doll lady, or even metallic kid rock? The castle was the most interesting bit.
Also I'm so thankful someone else acknowledges how shit the factory was. First time I played through it it was annoying because as you said, everything looks the same, but there are so many fucking treasures you can find, gem stones to shoot down from the ceilings, so much shit I thought there was gonna be a whole other level after because why would you give so much loot for the end game. I guess maybe for newgameplus but it just seemed dumb. Like in GTA IV and V when they give you a bajillion dollars but nothing to spend it on.

Feels like almost every RE game has to have a section which is terrible in terms of visual design - the sewers in 2&3, the ship in 7, factory in 8, getting the detonator parts in 9 etc, whilst the opening section is often the best.

 

[Crypt Kicker]

Feels like almost every RE game has to have a section which is terrible in terms of visual design - the sewers in 2&3, the ship in 7, factory in 8, getting the detonator parts in 9 etc, whilst the opening section is often the best.

Putting it in simple terms, Resident Evil is Applebee's.
The entree's are pretty tasty, but the main course leaves something to be desired.
I love the mozzarella sticks, but my burger is dry and sad. That is RE 7, 8, and 9
Though admittedly I do like Grace and hope they do more with her character in the future. Perhaps with less stuttering

 

[Green Man]

Feels like almost every RE game has to have a section which is terrible in terms of visual design - the sewers in 2&3, the ship in 7, factory in 8, getting the detonator parts in 9 etc, whilst the opening section is often the best.

Really does seem like they often 'blow their load' in the opening like 3-6 hours and after that it's just a downhill slide for the most part.

 

[80s Stallone]

RE9 should have kept it as a first person survival horror from start to finish. Even if Grace was a stuttering retard.

The best parts of the last three mainline games were the Baker house in 7, the castle in 8/the basement with the deformed baby, and the wrenwood hotel/Rhodes Hill in 9. Then they went off the rails turning the rest of it into action slop.

Capcom said 7 was "too scary" then proceeded to cuck themselves since.

 

[Captain Syrup]

Really does seem like they often 'blow their load' in the opening like 3-6 hours and after that it's just a downhill slide for the most part.

I don’t really play horror games anymore outside of Resident Evil, but: the genre is built on that curve where you go from terrified to becoming Ashley J. Williams, which RE likes to lean into.



The U-3 container maze, the Regenerators and the RE7 tanker from Hell are good examples of introducing new, unfamiliar scares. But those are few and far between.