Postmortem Regarding mid-September downtime

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Apoth42 dijo:
Should reply to Sargon's attack with one of these:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Reply_of_the_Zaporozhian_Cossacks
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Zaporozhian Cossacks to the Turkish Sultan!

O sultan, Turkish devil and damned devil's kith and kin, secretary to Lucifer himself. What the devil kind of knight are thou, that canst not slay a hedgehog with your naked arse? The devil shits, and your army eats. Thou shalt not, thou son of a whore, make subjects of Christian sons; we have no fear of your army, by land and by sea we will battle with thee, fuck thy mother.

Thou Babylonian scullion, Macedonian wheelwright, brewer of Jerusalem, goat-fucker of Alexandria, swineherd of Greater and Lesser Egypt, pig of Armenia, Podolian thief, catamite of Tartary, hangman of Kamyanets, and fool of all the world and underworld, an idiot before God, grandson of the Serpent, and the crick in our dick. Pig's snout, mare's arse, slaughterhouse cur, unchristened brow, screw thine own mother!

So the Zaporozhians declare, you lowlife. You won't even be herding pigs for the Christians. Now we'll conclude, for we don't know the date and don't own a calendar; the moon's in the sky, the year with the Lord, the day's the same over here as it is over there; for this kiss our arse!

- Koshovyi otaman Ivan Sirko, with the whole Zaporozhian Host.
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That's some pretty good shit. Those Cossacks never did take any sass from anyone.

Anyone have a handy e-mail for our boy Sammay? I'd like to send this to him verbatim.
 
they only seem to last for like an hour or so too. Oh no, I can't get on KF for an hour on the clearnet. How terrible.
 
BFUNKED dijo:
Are they paying for DDOS on some kind of a schedule? It seemed to happen about the same time both nights.
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Likely their cheapest option was a minor DDoS lasting an hour give or take and the one running it was too lazy/smart and has it on a schedule based likely on local time.

First time they probably did it manually to see if it'd work, but that was probably their extent of hands on.
 
100 years from now in the cyberpunk future nulls brain pattern will have been digitized into this network, and will continue to be guarding it zealously as an ancient fortress of mystery within the net where rebellious hackers on steroids and rogue AI plot to bring down the transhuman hegemony.
 
Those cyber criminals taking kiwifarms off, killed at least another gorillion trannies but now we couldn't brag about it. So they will never be known, how will their families now get justice?

Not really without nulls post I would never have known the side was down.
 
TheDrivelBroadcast dijo:
Has anyone else noticed that the DDOS seems to happen when UK are most likely to be online, e.g. Lunch (2pm), After dinner (9pm)? Really makes you think.
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It went off around 0200 / 0300 this morning as well, which was why I was being a salty bitch earlier in the thread. I'd be surprised if it originated in the UK, they probably don't have the required website shit-canning loicense.
 
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