Postmortem Regarding mid-September downtime

[thejackal]

Can we have a poll for which lolcow for who is to blame for the downtime?

I think AL just fell on the server rack.

 

[💗Freddie Freaker💗]

Is it Samuel Collingwood Smith again?

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

So these idiots are doing work that they could get paid thousands of dollars with any firm for free to find vulnerabilities in your service? They really are exceptional.

Least some of these minor problems should help get rid of any larger ones in future.

 

[LazloChalos]

I wonder how they are handling seeing KF continuing to add content during (and despite) their pathetic attempts.

hardening the server.

:deviant:

 

[AnOminous]

Appears to be under attack again at the moment.

 

[speshul_sn0wflake]

It's been having issues for the last hour or so, in spurts, at least for me. Tor seems to be working fine, though.

If Onision and Plainey weren't as dumb as a board, I'd think the timing of the attacks would be suspect, considering he's probably pissed we're chronicling his recent Gubmint' fucking.

Considering he needs a minimum of five workstations to edit his shitty video's though, it being him is about as likely as Sammy Bushart figuring out birth control.

 

[Zaryiu]

I heard multiple times TOR was a honeypot though?

 

[Sheryl Nome]

I think its the liberalistists

 

[OpenBASED]

I heard multiple times TOR was a honeypot though?

The US based nodes can't be trusted, and the CP sites are honeypots.
If you're not a vile child-raping machete wielding crack-fueled nigger donkey on a black market MacBook, then you should be fine.

 

[Null]

I heard multiple times TOR was a honeypot though?

The feds know how to identify hidden services but the expense of doing so is enormous, so unless you host the largest child porn or drug trafficking site in the world, you're fine.

 

[Iwasamwillbe]

Our friends

Who?

 

[Zaryiu]

The feds know how to identify hidden services but the expense of doing so is enormous, so unless you host the largest child porn or drug trafficking site in the world, you're fine.

Oh phew the way i heard it it was a lot worse than this then

 

[Doc Cassidy]

So these idiots are doing work that they could get paid thousands of dollars with any firm for free to find vulnerabilities in your service? They really are exceptional.

Least some of these minor problems should help get rid of any larger ones in future.

They're not even doing it themselves they're just paying Ukrainians to do it lol

 

[CWCissey]

So was it the two Sammies or that tosser who paid someone to DDOS the site every year?

 

[Cosmos]

Fuck these terrorists.

 

[SakuraRose]

Look, if The Two Sammies (a bit like The Two Ronnies but less cultured and much less humorous) want to take down our beloved Orchards, can they at least try to do it when I am *not* having bouts of insomnia and relying on the BP subforum to be available at stupid o'clock in the morning?

Bloody kids these days. No consideration.

 

[TaterBot]

Thanks, Null.

 

[White bubblegum]

Look, if The Two Sammies (a bit like The Two Ronnies but less cultured and much less humorous) want to take down our beloved Orchards, can they at least try to do it when I am *not* having bouts of insomnia and relying on the BP subforum to be available at stupid o'clock in the morning?

Bloody kids these days. No consideration.

How else are we to fill the void?

 

[NOT Sword Fighter Super]

Thanks null. I had a feeling something like that had happened, but there was no way for me to check

I wonder if whoever did it will be stupid enough to brag about it on twitter

That was the first place I checked.

 

[Cedric_Eff]

Anyone could have been a suspect. EssJays, 8chan, Reddit, furries, etc do hate us. But who ever did it, is likely a person/group who calls KF a den of losers and harbors hate against this site as a whole.