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This has to be some elaborate trolling. It has to be. A 30 something with a comb over saying that reddit mods need to be treated like celebrities? What?
[THIS IS WHAT REDDIT MODS ACTUALLY BELIEVE.]
 
In case anyone else is morbidly curious, this Redditor posted a lot more pictures of his insane crotch. The latest pic is from only 12 days ago. I was hoping to find the quoted thread in his post history, but it appears to be deleted.

I know I'm late... But I wish I didn't click on the link... What type of deranged mind does that to their own... Genitals... Like it took me a good min to figure out what the fuck I was looking at.
 
A second stale video has hit the tower......

https://youtube.com/watch?v=h68bwZrou4s




h68bwZrou4s.mp4

Its slightly better than the last one.
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No I just fucking can't here.

The tone, the phrasing, the look, this guy has it all! It has to be carefully crafted to be this amazingly, stunningly retarded.
He does not seek fame, though he — through his stunning intellect — deduced that the position he held was worthy of the awe that power bestows.

Surely you will not refuse his claim to this power? Surely you will not reject his claims of the fame that this power grants him?

Surely you will not, by virtue of being a chud, seek to rid him of the status that is his for the taking?
 
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Thread Tax. Literal reddit fag thinks that because an ICE agent resembles another fag he hooked up with a decade ago, it actually is that fag and he's a heckin' traitor who's working for the evil orange empire that is currently executing all other fags mafia style.

This is so funny for so many reasons. Not only does he not understand that sometimes people just look alike, but also "gays can't be police because police were meaniepants to gays 100 years ago." This is satire, right? Gotta be satire...
 
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Thread Tax. Literal reddit fag thinks that because an ICE agent resembles another fag he hooked up with a decade ago, it actually is that fag and he's a heckin' traitor who's working for the evil orange empire that is currently executing all other fags mafia style.

This is so funny for so many reasons. Not only does he not understand that sometimes people just look alike, but also "gays can't be police because police were meaniepants to gays 100 years ago." This is satire, right? Gotta be satire...
>redditor sees pics of half a dozen random dudes
>THAT ONE LOOKS LIKE A GUY WHO USED TO FUCK ME IN THE ASS BACK IN 2015!

reddit moment
 
This doesn't even deserve a captain's log introduction, because this is dead serious
 
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Thread Tax. Literal reddit fag thinks that because an ICE agent resembles another fag he hooked up with a decade ago, it actually is that fag and he's a heckin' traitor who's working for the evil orange empire that is currently executing all other fags mafia style.

This is so funny for so many reasons. Not only does he not understand that sometimes people just look alike, but also "gays can't be police because police were meaniepants to gays 100 years ago." This is satire, right? Gotta be satire...
Only on Reddit.com could a guy go "THAT COP LOOKS LIKE THE MAN WHO FUCKED MY ASS MANY YEARS AGO! HAHA I BET HE IS A GROSS FAGGOT LIKE ME! DID YOU KNOW COPS DIDN'T USED TO LIKE GAY PEOPLE?!" and it gets voted up. The "logic" is also laughable. So cops back in the 90s were mean to gays so that means these federal agents who are mostly guys in their 30s who were children in the 90s all hate gays? Are you retarded? Who sense does that make?
 
This has to be some elaborate trolling. It has to be. A 30 something with a comb over saying that reddit mods need to be treated like celebrities? What?
They think they're barely below omnipotent Gods just because a subset of an internet community (which at this point might be 60% bots and dead accounts) knows who they are.
 
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