💬 Off-Topic Reasons why Phil SHOULD get his love spuds removed.

Ravenor dijo:
Yea the thought of him obtaining a gun isn't a prity one, he is the kind of guy who get's a gun not for a legitimate reason like hunting, target shooting or for engineering / historical reasons he'd get himself a Saturday night special in some ungodly powerful round that he will never clean or use properly in the slightest. But he would be quick on the draw when some one didn't cow tow his demands, and thats when things get sqiffy.

But in all likelyhood that's not going to happen, no legitimate gun shop would sell him a gun*, and he'd have to associate with scary people to buy one illegally and he is to much of a coward to do that.

*= I'm from the UK and own gun's and our process is vastly different for getting a licence than it is in the USA but I am aware that handguns require some for of waiting period an background check, and the process varies from state to state (maybe even county to county?) and a if I'm not mistaken they can refuse to sell him one anyway if they believed that he was going to do something dangerous / illegal with it.
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Given that most brand new pistols start at ~$500, he's not going to give up his tattoo fund for that.
 
Can we just remove his hands and half his pickle? Maybe give him 6 more love spuds?
 
@Ravenor can you put a poll up top for all the things Phil could remove? Kiwi's should be able to vote on which parts of Phil should also come off and then we can hold him legally required to do so.
 
If neutering a human works anything like neutering a cat, he's going to get even more heavyset once the procedure's done. And with him and Strikerwolf on opposite coasts, the dueling gravitational force of their existence has the potential to literally tear the continental United States in half.

Not sure if I want to risk it.
 
The title of this thread should be changed to "Reasons why Phil should NOT get his love spuds removed" and then /thread.
 
MasterDisaster dijo:
But cutting off his balls is exactly what he wants. How about we lop off the pickle instead?
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Nah, that should be the punishment for serial rapists and pedoforks. If you cut off their balls they lose any interest in sex so they're no longer dangerous. But if you cut off their pickle then the sexual desire is still there but they have no way to satisfy it. Think about it being an itch that you can't scratch no matter what you do.

But back onto the topic, while there's no real reason why he shouldn't get his stones removed there's no good reason why he should get them removed. Removing something when it's not necessary is called "mutilation" and it's something that doctors are supposed to avoid whenever possible. This is why a lot of people with true body dysmorphia will sometimes go to extreme lengths to get their arms, legs or whatever it is they don't like surgically removed. One guy went as far as to freeze his left leg in dry ice so there was no other option than to amputate.

In Potato Phil's case I'm still not convinced that he wants to be a woman so much as he wants to be his own person. This is part of the reason why he's getting so many tattoos. He's in effect reclaiming his body for himself. The lack of balls is simply the next step in this. It'll bring him one step closer to being a "woman" but it's only going to be temporary. I can bet you a couple of months afterwards he's going to be continuing with the same shit and this time he's going to be pushing for full transition. And on the off chance that he manages to get that, he's again not going to be happy with himself or his new womanly body because let's face it he hates himself.

The sad part is once all these changes have been done and he's got nothing left to change he'll probably wind up killing himself and the world won't care.
 
His behavioral problems aren't from his balls, they're from what's in his skull. They should remove parts of his brain. Like a lobotomy, but take out other parts just to see what happens.

Not for science, just for fun.
 
I can see either his ball removal or a lobotomy both ending the same, making that sound when you let air out of a balloon.
 
AnOminous dijo:
His behavioral problems aren't from his balls, they're from what's in his skull. They should remove parts of his brain. Like a lobotomy, but take out other parts just to see what happens.

Not for science, just for fun.
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Maybe some kiwi surgeons can find a solid chunk of pure autism.
 
Ravenor dijo:
It's ironic that most of his "Friends" kinda ignore the fact he has a history of violence towards women.
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Phils circle just file it under " things in the past" and ignore it. They take the attitude that phil did shitty things but hes better now and doesnt do that anymore....until he does do it again and its our fault then.
Then theres the facts Phils mum and his ex (maria ?) are not handing out asspats therefore equate to non people at best or agents of CIS oppression at worst and finish that all off with the fact that they are true and honest females and violence against them is okay if its being committed by oppressed trannys.
 
It's inevitable that Phil will eventually remove himself from the gene pool, one way or another. Doing it on his terms would mean that he'd have nothing to whine about, and it would also remove any chance of him concieving at all.
So, yeah, chop those suckers off.
 
SkeletonBias420 dijo:
It would be funny to see him mutilate himself.
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We have, it actually was sad and pathetic. "Deep scratches" that were revealed to be minor abrasions he swore were somehow near-fatal. Fucker didn't even draw blood.

Weeping With Pity dijo:
With all the mockery and exaggeration that goes on here, it's easy to lose sight of the fact that he has rare moments of... not lucidity, but competence. And real aggression. I, for one, am glad that he's dumping money into interstate bus fare, tattoos, and bondage gear rather than actually pursuing firearm ownership, because if he ever got his hands on a gun, I'm pretty sure someone would die. I'm almost equally sure said individual would be totally innocent of whatever reason Phil came up with for shooting them.
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It's actually kind of a good thing that Phil is so fucking retarded and obsessed with inconsequential shit. If he actually was lucid and had half a brain cell, he'd be incomprehensibly terrifying against society - a true psycho killer.

MMX dijo:
Phils circle just file it under " things in the past" and ignore it. They take the attitude that phil did shitty things but hes better now and doesnt do that anymore....until he does do it again and its our fault then.
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Or until they actually interact with the fatass and realize the shit they've defended him from is actually 100% warranted. We are lucky that Phil manages to self-nullify his own asspatters this way.

FBIfellow420 dijo:
It's inevitable that Phil will eventually remove himself from the gene pool, one way or another. Doing it on his terms would mean that he'd have nothing to whine about, and it would also remove any chance of him concieving at all.
So, yeah, chop those suckers off.
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I think he may already have.

Recalling Super Size Me, it's rapidly passed over in discussion but it is mentioned that after only a month of solid McD food eating, the guy's sex life was absolutely worthless. According to both him and his girlfriend.

Phil has eaten far worse food regularly for years and barely gets any exercise only because he can't fucking ride bikes, so he has to walk everywhere but he only does the absolute minimum he needs to do. He might actually die if he ever tried to have conventional sex due to his non-existent stamina.
 
Optimus Prime dijo:
Recalling Super Size Me, it's rapidly passed over in discussion but it is mentioned that after only a month of solid McD food eating, the guy's sex life was absolutely worthless. According to both him and his girlfriend.

Phil has eaten far worse food regularly for years and barely gets any exercise only because he can't fucking ride bikes, so he has to walk everywhere but he only does the absolute minimum he needs to do. He might actually die if he ever tried to have conventional sex due to his non-existent stamina.
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That film was hardly scientifically accurate, and the results have failed to be replicated in any subsequent study, and the list of "Consultant Experts" he had where dubious to say the least.

But in general your right, Phil has a really unhealthy diet and his stamina is awful in his last video he was out of breath walking a few places on the way to the tattoo parlour.
 
Ravenor dijo:
That film was hardly scientifically accurate, and the results have failed to be replicated in any subsequent study, and the list of "Consultant Experts" he had where dubious to say the least.

But in general your right, Phil has a really unhealthy diet and his stamina is awful in his last video he was out of breath walking a few places on the way to the tattoo parlour.
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Exactly. I know Super Size Me isn't that great a scientific reference but one thing for sure was that the first time he had to Super Size, it took him 45 minutes to eat most of a Big Mac before he had to throw up.

Phil fucking eats the equivalent of that super sized big mac three times a day.
 
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