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The guy Phil is molesting looks like he's actually about to throw up.
Good lord. The first thing I noticed about those pictures (aside from those unsightly, rodent-like buck teeth) was how much better everyone else's costumes are. Like they actually put some effort into it and had them hemmed to fit appropriately. Phil's costume looks rather ill fitting on him, even back then, as if he were a kid wearing his father's clothes. Even the beret looks bad, and its not just because of the crappily made felt star sewn onto it.
Also wtf is up with that weirdo's eyebrows? Is that something from hetalia too?
I don't know why Phil is so fixated on lying about his weight loss. These pics prove that even at a normal weight he looks visibly retarded.
Phil's still pretty fat in those pictures. I believe he's what our parents would have called 'big boned' back in the day. You know what I mean? Like the kid who was always a little chubby, and then just sort of ballooned up once they got to high school. That's Phil. Except he couldn't even put on any muscle to go with it, just fat.
Ironically that's the lightest he's ever been in those pictures, I duno if you saw my Yaoi profile dump but he's always been worried about his weight what's interesting is he posted up something similar to his roadsign weight loss crap.
Diet and exercise. I mean, seriously, the fucker has nothing else to do during the day. He has no responsibilities, no job. You'd think he could squeeze in a little time to just work out now and again, even if its just jogging or doing sit ups. And staying away from processed shit, but that might be asking too much of the oaf.
That... actually goes with what I've speculated before. Most of it is reiterating crap about accepting him for being gay, as well as occasionally making statements about being 'rational' and involved in social activism. I think Phil thought he was going to waltz into a Synagogue and have people fawn over him for pretending to have gender dysphoria, without realizing the Jews (even American Jews) have a range of opinions on social issues. And that Judaism in general kind of frowns on homosexuality. I'd love to see him try that shit with the Haredi community, or with those brown Sefardi and Mizrahi since Ashkenazim are apparently too white.
Hahaha, wow. Those legs... I know we joke about Ahuviya being a lard golem, but in this case, it actually looks like someone roughly bunched together some mashed potatoes into a vaguely humanoid shape and decided to call it a day. Seriously, those are the fattest legs I've ever had the misfortune of seeing on anyone, male or female, and that dark stubble doesn't help. I'm so glad I was never a fan of Naruto, because that picture has to destroy someone's childhood right there.
Also, somehow I don't think our potatokin could walk in those heels, but damn would it be funny to watch him try.
