random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Meat Target]

Imagine the smell. It is probably almost as bad as Brittany Venti's bedroom.

there are days when I hope he discovers a Rule 34 repository and somehow dies in a fatal overwanking incident.

 

[Stilgar of Troon]

I wouldn't fuck him with a stolen pussy.

 

[Return of the Freaker]

I wonder if I can get a shrine set up in the south with a Confederate kami...

Fuck it I'm going to die on this hill; Twitter is worse for society than trench warfare.

What if Putin smirks while telling creepy corn pop to stick Kamala straight up his own asshole and have Hunter twist her sideways? What do?

Remember to spay and neuter your wiggers.

 

[like_shutup_&_drive_scoob]

he's a rubber chicken in a Matlock suit.

 

[Anne Hyroe]

"work through popcorn problems"

"WORK THROUGH POPCORN PROBLEMS"

 

[legtard respecter]

Quit whining you haven't done anything wrong because frankly
You haven't done much of anything
Someone's writing down your mistakes
Someone's documenting your downfall

 

[Return of the Freaker]

They will eventually have to share anyway when the gigajews at the jew HQ tell them to do that

 

[Meat Target]

Who cares? Fuck Europe.

Little do they know most of the conversation here is about chicks with dicks and poop

WHAT DID YOU SAY?! ILL HAVE YOU KNOW YOURE TALKING TO A TOUGH GUY! ILL FEED YOU YOUR TEETH IF YOURE SO HUNGRY!

Sorry pal, I'm not American so I don't speak pedo or faggotry. Care to translate?

 

[Cnaiur urs Skiotha]

"I've gotten along well with 18-year-old women, hot 18-year-old women, in mental hospitals, that's why I go to mental hospitals, cuz it drives me the fuck crazy not being around them, and the only place that I seem to meet hot 18-year-old women are mental hospitals!"

-- Lucas Werner, from the video "Well, Sorry, I Need Sex" (source)

 

[Jewthulhu]

As you can see, a significant portion of the average hentai I read, 40-45%, is loli. I believe that ratio will continue to rise over time for me, possibly reaching as high as 60%.

https://kiwifarms.pa/threads/realism-in-loli-hentai.98192/

 

[Pee Cola]

I no longer understand what is happening in this thread but the paranoia, spite and crippling autism on display are magnificent

 

[KiwiFuzz]

Chris-Chan is the author of Sonichu and human history.

 

[NyQuilninja]

You can take the girl out of Hooterville but you can't take the Hooterville out of the girl.

Street Shitters overjoyed

Seig Fucking Heil.... This is actual, 100% grade A real Fascism.

A deeply unserious commentary from a deeply unserious man in a deeply unserious publication.

Me and my roommate both like anime, and we are both retarded. This checks out.

If I ever accidentally break my dick, I hope someone writes paragraphs about it.

you're an actual retard lol

Guys I have something to tell.

In the summer of 1621 Myles Standish sexually molested me in Eastham Massachusetts. Please believe me and give me lots of money and attention.

He's such an insufferable asshole he makes me ashamed to admit I'm a faggot.

Sucking literal dick is nowhere near as faggy as sucking metaphorical establishment dick.

Your avatar brings me a small bit of joy in these horrifying times.

I am in New York City and I am absolutely loving the fact that the Holocaust Museum is requiring people to show their papers before going in.

Jesus Christ that blunt is almost 2D, we should add "shit roller" to the list of accusations.

Being stupid drunk and shitposting inappropriately is MY gimmick you fucking nigger!

 

[Meat Target]

Rated R, for Retarded.

 

[Return of the Freaker]

Honestly, props to the guy. Snake fucked around and found out.

the amount of seethe and cope coming out of your edgy post about how republicucks deserve death and humiliation reads like you're a redditor typing furiously as your mother gets blacked and your dad tells you everything's fine.

 

[Pope Negro Joe the XIIIth]

Neogaf update:

Just checked in on gaf for the first time since i last posted. A lot of members have been banned recently for talking politics of being 'anti-vaxxers'. Interestingly, the usual faggots like manabyte, noboty important and funkmiller (all gold subs) talk about politics with no bans.

RIP Birdo, you were a good one.

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>you've been warned about your incessant shitposting

 

[KiwiFuzz]

I don't care if there's pornography, I just ask that it have a purpose. If it's a guy fucking a dog but his face is visible and you're matching it with a person that is OK. Just random animal sex videos can probably be omitted.

 

[Kabuki Actor]

"I have beaten a man of every race in formal combat, including a Turk, a Pygmy Negro Man, and a rare Deepwater Jew"
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Stolen from a Something Awful series.

 

[Screed]

I find horny retards who fixate on young girls to be a nice point of entry for appreciating the absurdity of the human experience.

 

[Pope Negro Joe the XIIIth]

Trans magic: "Watch me make my genitals disappear!"