random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Meat Target]

And if you're a newfag - welcome to the Farms! You're retarded.

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

Any other site would be happy to welcome a thousand new members, us though? It's a thousand weens and stupid kids trying to get their kicks.

 

[nekrataal]

They plug the leak with a large black man’s penis.

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

Protip: the pornography machines at libraries can be used for things other than pornography.

 

[IKOL]

Well look ma, I'm ended up in random_text.

okay then.

 

[Kendall Motor Oil]

@zyclonPD, can babies ejaculate?

 

[Wm Chuckaspear]

I am speaking to you through a poisonous phone.

https://kiwifarms.pa/threads/virgo-...e-nadieja-rachzel-grezbian.27030/post-9662865

 

[Long Tongue Silver]

“I’m famous on the internet”
- Chris-Chan

 

[Sped Xing]

I got almost perfect SAT scores. I could of went to Yale.

 

[Zero Day Defense]

A friend of mine was in jail and one of the other inmates apparently had a history of smashing smoke detectors and hiding the pieces under his foreskin.

 

[KiwiFuzz]

You don't rape a hamster

This quote either aged very well or very poorly.

 

[Jaded Optimist]

Yahoo doesn’t give you the right to be terrorists!”

 

[TaterFarmer]

I haz an astigmatism. Iz much tragic! U kiwiz donates to my Go Fundz Me? Please gibs genrusly.

 

[KiwiFuzz]

IGNORE ALL GOOGLE RESULTS.

 

[NyQuilninja]

Because....shut up racist!

You're saying the cat shouldn't eat the "roasted marshmallow" from the goat?

This meerkat lookin' fuckwad needs to shut up about his goalpost-moving science.

You mean, a variant like the Supersized Double Mega Limited Edition Teenage Mutant Ninja Snyder Cut Variant With Frickin' Laser Cannons?

*Elaine Rodger* The Supreme Gentlefemme

I have killed millions.

 

[Pee Cola]

“I don’t want to fuck my mudda”

I love the way kf is the exact nemesis of whatever cow we're after. we are libtard antifa mudskin altright white supremacist terf misogynists who hate/love trump and spread disinfo on vaccines and shill them, all at once

 

[naaaaiiiiillllll!!!]

Does being a sped make controlly ones shit hole, some challenge?

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

"Humans are a mistake, arm all the robots." -My climate change solution.

 

[Sithis]

People are slightly more likely to shrug about it if there is some more novelty to it than just being shriveled old man dick.

 

[Penis Drager]

millions of autists don't rape their parents.