random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[keyboredsm4shthe2nd]

Her pussy isn't haunted, it's just Auschwitz in there.

 

[NyQuilninja]

Welcome to Clown world, I am the resident God Clown Elvis.
We have complimentary oversized shoes and red noses, and you will have to submit for a face painting, if you do not instead of big titty blondes helping you with it..you will be held down by fat trannies and have a furry pedo do it instead.

 

[CobraPlissken]

It looks like her chonies are a hi-cut thong - in other words a wedgie machine

"that bodybuilder who married a sex doll then cheated on her while she was sent out for repairs and is now divorcing her".

Now with his new wife(?) whom he identifies as a chicken

This dude is a trip. I doubt a female family member owns a bra that he has not jacked off into. Grandmother's vaginal discharge:

"goals for today:
- draw
- talk to friends
- play video games"

Woah this bitch ambitious

Lisa Frank unicorns a troon ranch it's all makes sense now!

1200 baud dial up bbs boards, leaving Apple II floppies, airdropping cooterpics on the subway, Ascii titty pics on Quantumlink

I wasn't expecting the word "warrant" at the end there. TBH, I was kind of expecting the word "Minecraft."

 

[Gone Ham]

if you post on lolcow kiwifarms crystalcafe or PULL it means you lost at life lol

 

[KiwiFuzz]

The only good thing to come out of the east were Transformers Generation One. so for that, I'll give them a pass.

 

[Gone Ham]

Contrapoints 2: Electric Troon Bread-Bogaloo.

 

[Useful_Mistake]

"What is wrong with everyone on kiwi farms? They are literally harassing children."

"Yeah man, there are LITERALLY people from KiwiFarms trying to make you (& others) commit suicide. Literally. That's why you have so many losers stalking you and spamming. They already made 5 ppl commit suicide. That's where all the Tiersexuals come from."

"Every time I consider doing some furry porn and sharing it out someone reminds me that Kiwi Farms exists"

 

[kazuhiro]

"Here's a link to the 'I can take off my panties' video."

 

[Meat Target]

I would literally rather pee blood. I mean I would preferred to have blood coming from my penis instead of watching this.

 

[Big Nasty]

eternal gay prison rape jokes

 

[Antipathy]

They can't even spell the name of their deformed miracle baby's condition.

La chancla is a versatile weapon, but hairbrushes are superior for melee.

 

[Republika]

Have you considered not defeminizing black women you bootlicking racist niggerfaggot

 

[Hamplanet Fitness]

She wants to kill all rapist pedophiles so she can say she fucks their ghosts.

 

[NyQuilninja]

Every day just flows into the next it’s all yaniv then AM then Reddit all with the same storyline

Let the tacos hit the floor.

 

[AnOminous]

There is a British man who this surgery, but he ran out of funds and now has a dick on his arm.

 

[Zero Day Defense]

shut up and jiggle

 

[Extreme Aneurysm]

Her pussy isn't haunted, it's just Auschwitz in there.

 

[Return of the Freaker]

Sorry if anyone saw my post I'm dense and didn't check what thread I was in. Sorry for unrelated screencaps.
Have a furry fucking a ketchup bottle.

Why I have a Ketchup Fetish?

I fucked a Ketchup bottle as Human-cub and well it was an experience what changed to a fetish in later ages.

At the age of 11 I masturbated to Googled Images of Ketchup bottles and well I also was a big fan of The Lion King.

At the age of 16, I was on rule 34 fapping to Ketchup porn

 

[Gone Ham]

So every time I want to clop one off, I load up the incognito tab and cover up the camera on my laptop in case some hackers try to record me.

Man, these faggots with a humiliation fetish just keep on showing up.

I don't even know who this TheLeondude is!

 

[Meat Target]

So the occasional heartwarming story about an unraped cat is all we have to look forward to.