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[Tzeentch]

Are you the faggot spamming blacked threads all over 4chan?

"I was pretending to be a faggot."

Guys you don't understand op is doing a 6d chess move! he's making us make fun of him thinking he's blacked when really he's bleached and not into blacked so we are making fun of blacked when he isn't blacked , and in the end we were the real faggots all along!

 

[keyboredsm4shthe2nd]

He liberated those Asian females from sexual slavery

Also from breathing

 

[Shitty User Stole a Good Name]

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anime avatar... do you have something to tell us

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

This situation reminds me of when a suicide bomber's jacket doesn't go off and he's just left in a room with a bunch of angry, now-laughing people.

why is every tranny's dick bigger than mine?

 

[DogZero]

"I have nothing to apologize for. You aren't going to play a victim and get away with it. [...] YOU disobeyed
Phil's DIRECT ORDER [...] You aren't a victim. Everything is documented. I only feel bad for Phil having to deal with your constant disobedience."

Spoiler: source

 

[KiwiFuzz]

what about serbia.

Drink water.

I miss the good ol' days when violence was blamed on rock music and cartoons.

 

[Bionicle of War]

From our featured thread on interracial Twitter.

This isn't your everyday degeneracy, This is advanced degeneracy

Hourly reminder: All anime avatars are like this with absolutely 0 exceptions. Never leave them around unattended animals, children or uncooked meat.

Dude at least be honest... You see, I nutted several times to Rouge the Bat since I was a kid, but that's okay, because I'm not insecure about it. Who cares if you want to fuck Shrek's cock lmao

You’ve learned NOTHING from this thread have you, you fucking degenerate

 

[keyboredsm4shthe2nd]

You don't destroy these people by lecturing how it's bad they called you a kike, you do by making them feel bad a kike kicked their ass and make them look like a little bitch.

 

[Zero Day Defense]

Pull up your pants and go outside my nigga, get some fresh air.

 

[keyboredsm4shthe2nd]

fucking degenerates in fur-suits who want to steal our berries.

 

[Dread First]

I'm literally too self aware to be a lolcow

 

[CEO of Pickles]

I'm only acting superior to you because I am. It isnt ego.

 

[KiwiFuzz]

People are their own worst enemies, that's the point of this forum.

 

[Hamplanet Fitness]

(source)

 

[AMHOLIO]

10/10 would eat insulation with them anytime.

 

[keyboredsm4shthe2nd]

Sorry you got raped, it should've got you a better career than this.

Maybe if she filmed and distributed herself stepping on a picture of Muhammed while shouting "Muhammed is a false prophet, he rapes little girls", then maybe.

 

[IAmNotAlpharius]

It's almost like 5/5 "EXCELLENT HANDIES" on Google Maps is a cop magnet.

This gave me a chuckle. It’s from the A&N thread on the loon who shot up several Asian “massage” parlors.

 

[Meat Target]

It's a document from Bizarro Farms.

 

[Hamplanet Fitness]

Gay men are ass electricians... and the voltage is AIDS.

 

[Stilgar of Troon]

Post nut clarity hit OP like a black boyfriend.