random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Zero Day Defense]

June is a heretical whore. Pepe's resilience will outlast the harlot's touch.

 

[Enoby Way]

If you're going to stick around you need to man up newfag. I looked at that picture while eating cottage cheese.

 

[Antipathy]

Meanwhile we've spent billions upon billions trying to teach blacks this delayed gratification that the squid intuitively practices and mostly failed at it lol

So not only can these things swim, but they can also exercise impulse control and delayed gratification? Niggers BTFO.

Cephalopods smarter than niggers... who would have been surprised? I'm not.

 

[Just A Butt]

Sounds like a credible threat if you ask me.

 

[Pope Negro Joe the XIIIth]

There's nothing racist about the word "nigger", according to the Australian High Court.

 

[Meat Target]

"To shitpost towards your enemies, see them whining before you, and hear the lamentations of their bank accounts."

 

[TFT-A9]

rats are nature's fleshlights

 

[KiwiFuzz]

"Good luck I'm behind 7000 terves"

Troon patrol

 

[keyboredsm4shthe2nd]

Right?! You put a blanket over your face and they think you've left their life. How can they know something abstract as race.

 

[Zero Day Defense]

You weren't even out of middle school when that happened, zoomer. It was a solid movement that almost made real change in our national financial institutions.

And then fucking Ketchup showed up.

 

[Hitman One]

Penny: about to be an irl PK-er

Kevin:

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Well my tentacle lined stomach has been craving for two cute girls to slide down and get ravaged~

 

[Hamplanet Fitness]

I'm not sure how I feel about the fact that she's clearly super bummed out that she's never been raped or sexually assaulted, but it, um, it isn't a good feeling.

 

[Daughter of Cernunnos]

How crushed velvet doesn’t commit suicide is beyond me.

 

[verygayFrogs]

Ah yes, the Danganronpa Fandom: The Echo Chamber for the Clinically Insane.

 

[krazy orange cat]

KiwiFarms is a recipe-sharing website masquerading as a cyberstalking site. Every thread here will inevitably become a food thread at some point.

 

[keyboredsm4shthe2nd]

Gay Midget. Short Faggot.

God speed, you noble weird camel things.

 

[CivilianOfTheFandomWars]

#thosearethighrollsnotapussy

 

[keyboredsm4shthe2nd]

When you jerk off alone, you're jerking off with HITLER!

If I saw Kevin running at me I'd just assume that his wrangler was behind in hot pursuit.

 

[Scratch This Nut]

Thanks to you, Kathleen! I've been called "autistic" and "dumb" on this site because of you! Screw you!

 

[verygayFrogs]

I like how she claims people will have chickens in their house.

I think.. she.. has... a f.. etish.. for.. fictional..kids..

LMAO who the fuck makes their own Lolcow Wiki page?

The police doesn't care about your internet problems.

How the fuck can legos be trannies lol

imagine getting killed by a chicken, the most harmless of all livestock

Live by the cock die by the cock.

NO STEP ON SNEK!

Kaa craves that booty, man. Ever seen a female snake with an ass?