random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[LucasSomething]

from tv tropes

"Who's to say that these people on KiwiFarms aren't mocking the fact that i've been a victim of a child predator as posted on Random Thoughts?"

 

[Professional iPad Hoarder]

"I don't love that iPad that much" -Louis Gagliardi

 

[Bender]

His body looks like Chernobyl's Elephant's Foot, nobody would wish seeing him nude on their worst enemy.

 

[Hamplanet Fitness]

Some great quotes from Alendra Grecia Pine:

"I mean I think my fluids are crystal clear and tinted with rainbow sparkle coloration."
"I don't have a fat ass or a cute booty. I have a divine and innocent virgin bottom."
"Drag queens are not fake women. Women are closet drag queens. Only I the former god queen attained divine femininity. Respect that. Worship me."
"All men and all women get their vaginas from me, so that's through with. And I don't need sex. Just so ya know."
"Quit raping me!"
"I am a special person who lives in a home for special people. We are all geniuses who can't tie our shoes."
"So men are gay and women are gay but you're all men. Dead men."
"Men are dikes, women are drag queens. In general. Men need a tissue box and women a Hitachi magic wand."
"I no longer see wild animals as perverts, human babies as nihilists, or nordic ppl as barbarians. Thank you."

 

[KiwiFuzz]

"I don't know what to do."

Well, shit your pants--obviously.

 

[SPARTAN-B312]

I'm done with this fucking site. this shit is worse than 4chan. It's that toxic.

 

[Bad Gateway]

"I didn't know what the blackpill was in 2018-19 but i;ve been browsing incels.co"

@kekofthebest

 

[Haffhart]

Feed your kids real food instead of McDonalds and get them to read books instead of collecting Pokémon cards.

Words of wisdom.

 

[Antipathy]

Hmft, are you trying to scare me? Ha-ha-ha. I laugh in the face of danger.

I don't care about you guys being in a bad place full of corruption, hatred and evil.

I'm goign to destry KiwiFarms...

KiwiFarms shall be destroyed and it's detractors free and the users here need to learn a lesson and turn the good patch again.

I think the line is drawn with romanticizing them. You can draw them, write about them, be interested in them, but the moment you are "BUNDY IS SO SEXY UWU" you've done fucked up.

I honestly wish the UK was half as based as they're making it out to be.

Those who can, do. Those who can't, troon

Watching reddit hammer her like the whore she is really cements the fact that her lawsuit isn't about any actual injury, it's an attempt to get her name in peoples' mouths.

There is something innately humorous and disgusting about a person saying they are emotionally hurt because their doctor told them to stop destroying their rectum.

Agreed. I will take my embarrassing amount of body hair and occasionally waking up feeling sticky than to have to bleed once a month for the next 30-40 years.

Rate me autistic some more. I like it.

What do you think people are going to do, sharpen their pencils in you?

Burn it all down

They fucking deserve it

LOL get woke get accused accused of sexual harassment

 

[KiwiFuzz]

Null this is fucking horrible and I want you to feature it.

 

[soft breathing]

Dude is so deep in the closet he is finding Christmas presents.

 

[keyboredsm4shthe2nd]

Bologna the second most sensual of all the salted, cured meats

My bologna has a first name, it's O-S-C-A-R
My bologna has a second name, it's G-U-T-I-E-R-R-E-Z

 

[KiwiFuzz]

Bring a bucket and a mop for this wet ass stink ditch

 

[Dick Justice]

Kiwi Farms and Mumsnet I dare any of you to name a more iconic duo.

Kiwifarms and autism.

They have to be combined into a single quote, naturally.

 

[KiwiFuzz]

I hope he experiences a long and painful death from a infection

 

[Jack Awful]

STOP ASKING ME ABOUT SODA GODDAMNIT

 

[keyboredsm4shthe2nd]

The gutters of this place are about to scab over, and all the filth will foam up about their waists, and they'll look to the sky and cry " STOP LIKING THINGS I LIKE TOO!" and I'll whisper down at them - "no" .

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

Not sponsored by Raid: Shadow Legends!

 

[Jewthulhu]

@Readhed

I mean I just have a redhead fetish. I don't NEED to look at a redhead girl to masturbate. But I can tell it does make my penis harder and the cum feel stronger.

especially when I look at their freckled ass and boobs

 

[Anne Hyroe]