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[Spedestrian]

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"Wore my collar to my psychiatrist appointment today"

"This is getting someone's dick hard" is now my default theory for things I don't understand e.g. furries, crossdressers, Lowtax's posts...

 

[SIGSEGV]

You'd have to be a complete retard to not have a backup of such important files, especially since you could easily make a local git repo as a backup and even create private github repos for free now. He doesn't have a backup, does he?

Tyrants were dethroned and the plebs regained their freedom, a true 4th of July miracle

Now that Null is the public face of a terrorist group, I think he should really consider reaching out to various Islamic charity groups and accepting financial support from all pious Muslims who wish to ask Yanderedev if Osana bin Laden is finally done yet.

"People who set off fireworks next to their neighbours should be charged with terrorism"

>TFW you waste $3,000 on a subreddit only to have it hacked by a sped who worships an autistic dog.

There is nothing that screams freedom and 'Murica more than Fireworks. If you don't like fireworks, you are the terrorist.

>TFW you go soul searching and come back to find your likeness used as the face of an autistic hack of a shitty subreddit.

Imagine breaking federal laws for a joke and not even knowing what POP3/IMAP is.

Fireworks on the 4th of July weekend are as much of a surprise as DSP owing taxes.

Imagine breaking the law for a meme. Imagine announcing you had done so before figuring out how you were going to download the payload.

Kiwifarms has finally become the new "hacker known as 4chan"

 

[Antipathy]

Hopefully this will be the catalyst to finally start BLEACHED.com

Am I able to watch it without downloading it ?

This is the bad timeline my friend. If you think that this is peak coomer, an article about how cooking mama and Nintendogs are total sexy is going to be published the next week while you reach vodka to drink these horrors away.
Daily reminder that the ride never ends.

 

[Pee Cola]

Google translate needs to hire you to write an english to autism program.

 

[Piss Bear]

I can't believe I'm gonna get autistic and sperg over the technicalities of a circumcision fetish comic, but

 

[SIGSEGV]

I mean, there are literal rapists, murderers, pedophiles, Communists, furries, and bronies on the internet. We're all little cherubs compared to those kinds of people.

"it's not rape if little hearts appear in their eyes!".

 

[Darksy DePhil]

Do custom funko pops count as waifu if they have tits crafted on them? Asking for a friend.

 

[Antipathy]

You know, at this point, I'd be willing to go full 1488 if, instead of Jews, we gas degenerates like this.

While I know this creator has been featured in this thread I was still not drunk enough for this shit again.

I just wanted to play video games

 

[Cryogonal]

God I hate this fucking website so god damn much. Muh "YOU'RE SULLYING NULL'S NAME!!!!" Muh "YOU'RE MESSING WITH A LOLCOW OH NOOOOOOO" Muh "YOU'RE ALSO A LOLCOW!" The leaker using Josh's name is the best thing he could've done and I'm glad he did. This will prompt a retaliation from Alex against Josh himself. You fucking retards are moralfagging because he used the name of your sacred melancholic findom. Just sit back and enjoy holy fuck, it's not like anything was gonna happen without this anyway. Wouls you rather Alex quietly shutting down operations and disappearing? This way he will go ballistic. Suck my dick jannies.

 

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"My doctor is referring me to a diabetes clinic :-(. Despite how bad I eat and how I never exercise, I am still shocked by this news."

 

[Return of the Freaker]

This morning I pissed in my own mouth and was pleasantly surprised when it tasted like moldy pear and not something nastier. While I was drinking the stinky hot urine juice from my favorite mug I ejaculated off my balcony satisfyingly shooting my spunk onto the sidewalk below

Oops sorry guys wrong forum lol

 

[AsianChris]

Look your parents made a horrible mistake by making you.
You gotta decide where you belong.

 

[Antipathy]

Maybe I'm woefully ignorant of vaginoplasty, but does more depth equal a more pleasurable experience? As a vagina owner myself, I've never really wondered how deep my vagina is or if it is a 'good depth'.

They're men. It's a dick measuring contest. An inverted dick measuring contest, in their case.

There is no pleasure, really. The neovaginoplasty procedure pretty much shreds all the nerve endings from the penis.

 

[Randall Fragg]

The moderation on this site is hilarious. All of you are bluepilled, yet want to make fun of fat people and autists because they can't really defend themselves. They're the low hanging fruit to make yourself feel better. You really should stick to that game, political discussion isn't your strong suit.

 

[Return of the Freaker]

Honestly don't know how to rate this post, so take a drink. You're gonna need it.

 

[SIGSEGV]

"Ive been stalking a retard from virginia for over a decade"

 

[BubbleButt]

That should be one of those Farms ticker lines of text, "Penis owners: Do you pee sitting down or standing up?"

 

[SIGSEGV]

Oh you done wandered into my world now, nigga

 

[Pissmaster]

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I feel like the more I shitpost the more traumatized I seem bc its all nonsensical and I post far more when I'm in a manic episode.

 

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"Penile inversion "