random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Cryonic Haunted Bullets]

Finally, the apes are finished, after I used them to kill all the children.

 

[Francesco Dellamorte]

Do you think the silent majority will strike at the voring booth?

 

[SIGSEGV]

They can't even conceive of a site where absolute lunatics of diametrically opposing views get together and laugh at the retards among all of us.

Why does AnOm always have the most random_text.txt-worthy posts?

 

[Big Nasty]

So he got so many STDs he applied for disability ...

 

[Cast Iron Pan]

A shake sample was taken to a lab for testing, police said.

 

[Cryonic Haunted Bullets]

The problem with the whole dying a hero thing is if you're dying you never get to know whether you died a hero or just died a retard.

 

[Army Burger]

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"These sharpie fumes are so intense I'm gonna get brain damage and cum"

Now you're playing with cringe and homosexuality.

But Lucas IS well-behaved; he DOESNT pee on the rug.... he just pees in his Batman Pantaloonies instead.

 

[FuckedUp]

 

[nekrataal]

”I asked my mother to have sex with me during that horrible year of 2011 out of pure desperation, twice, and once in 2012...Which she should have done. The fact that she didn't shows just how much she cares about me and my frustration. In any normal country she'd be killed for that alone.”

 

[Antipathy]

Don't you know that once "a women" turns 30, all her eggs fall out of her cooch like salmon roe? It's true. I saw it happen once in Minecraft. Hell of a thing.

I'm not responding to any more posts until the mods give me back my ability to change my avatar, edit and unban me from the Nick Fuentes and Riots 2020 Thread.

lmao they can’t open their soylent.

 

[Army Burger]

I see we've graduated to masturbating to YA fiction. Your wrangler must be proud.

I hide cashews in my foreskin, they make for a good high-protein snack when you're out and about.

There's nothing more erotic than mixing your piss with your crush's piss.

.....That woman is extremely lucky if her anus didn't fall out afterwards.

Oh my god is that Ethan Ralph's gunt

does anyone else want more shittily drawn cocks

The Wii U's service life is the new yardstick for measuring historical time. We will start saying things like "Oh, the Hiroshima and Nagasaki bombings were 15 Wii Us ago".

 

[Antipathy]

THEY HAVE A FUCKING SUIT! UNLESS THE POLICE HAVE NIGGER SENSE THEY'D TREAT THEM THE SAME!

Should we stop using lead paint in Thomas The Tank Engine toys? This thread makes a strong case we don't use enough.

When the FBI kicks down my door and lines me up against the wall for saying niggo on the Farms, I will die a true American hero.

Null on suicide watch.

The FBI personally investigated this site and gave it the review 2/10 with the statement, "Couldn't find child porn to fap to."

I hope they white wash all of these and then it will become a crusade to have black representation in pancake syrup.

Or better yet, some snarky white a-holes online start a campaign to eliminate the Quaker Oats guy for being a bad depiction of white people and start a shit show that way.

Eventually, human mascots will be banned in fear of offending anyone. Cartoon animals only!

The real winners will be the Furries....ewwww.

 

[SIGSEGV]

"No officer, you don't understand, I didn't rape her, I was just having sex with her without her consent."

 

[Army Burger]

Sooner or later "Yiff in Hell" will be the new "Heil Hitler".

 

[Twinkie]

yes it's chat, and? pls random

 

[Hamplanet Fitness]

....She sleeps with imaginary serial killers....and a night light.

 

[Army Burger]

He is also gay and autistic, which is just asking for #cancelation.

 

[Zero Day Defense]

>Tfw you can find the address of a random hapa pornstar from 10 years ago whilefighting off Goldmann Sachs death squads, out Cuban animal fucking pedophiles, find Meokur and Kraut, and foil the plots of Yaniv,

but you can not find a gf

 

[comrade666]

It's like the stazi. You don't know what to do.

 

[{o}P II]

My fag lore is not great