random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Antipathy]

Not even two pages in and I no longer fear hell

 

[White Baby]

@Doc Cassidy: "Relax, I'm not going full oedipus I'm just saying it's something I've been thinking a lot about"

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

Art schools really need to add a "Fursonas, Kink, and Knotted Dicks" to their curriculum, since that's the only way a majority of art majors make money doing art.

lolololol a faggot appealing to religous perspectives on moral relativism

It's where all the best rapes are planned.

im a dumb ass illiterate, i apologize

A pregnant pony amirite

The penis costume should've politely asked the vagina costume to sign a consent form.

But you did have to tell us about it on our Artisanal Oceanic Dairy-Production Forum.

White America needs some home grown terrorism.

 

[pikagutz]

Content Warning: Graphic sex, swearing, French

 

[Army Burger]

Women are only allowed to be sarcastic and make dad jokes if they have a dick. It's in the Constitution.

 

[Dork Of Ages]

I really wish tards would just 'get over' the Trump's Chosen People. A lot of this goes far beyond Trump's Chosen People.

Trump's Chosen People are only human like everyone else, humans are flawed, every human culture has its flaws, you can criticize the flaws of Trump's Chosen culture without being a virulent anti-semite that wishes for violence.

Who knew the Shyamalan Twist was that Sony is Skynet and Greta Martela was the T-800 all along. (and Null's mom is Sarah Connor)

 

[stupid fuck]

Is that site named after your country? Is that where the name of that awful site comes from?

No, it's named according to what some dipshit thought an autistic person would say when trying to say c/w/c/w/i/k/i

 

[Doctor Placebo]

Content Warning: Graphic sex, swearing, French

I mean have you seen French? It's all words with eight or twelve letters and they only pronounce two. Everything always ends in an "ooh" sound but they spell it five hundred different ways. It's awful.

It’s like a symbiotic relationship except both parties are starving and riddled with AIDS.

 

[pikagutz]

I mean have you seen French? It's all words with eight or twelve letters and they only pronounce two. Everything always ends in an "ooh" sound but they spell it five hundred different ways. It's awful.

French sounds and is written like a meth addict made it. Traditional Roman Latin however? Chad language.

 

[Jack Awful]

WILL YOU GET IT THROUGH TO YOUR BRAIN THAT I AM NOT FUCKING ASIAN, I HATE ALL ASIANS AND ASIA!!!!!!!!!!!

Especially the part after the comma.

 

[Antipathy]

no wonder Grape-kun disregarded thots and went for the pureness of 2d

>tfw the penguins start reading de Sade

I'd say Joe has sniffed the hairs of a shebrew or two in his time.

Danny DeVito necrophile porn when?

 

[AnOminous]

French sounds and is written like a meth addict made it. Traditional Roman Latin however? Chad language.

German sounds like you're spitting and snarling at whoever you're talking to. Chad language.

 

[Doctor Placebo]

German sounds like you're spitting and snarling at whoever you're talking to. Chad language.

 

[Brain Power]

I never thought I'd be in a situation where "you don't need surgery to get fucked up the butt" would be something that needs to be said, but lately I feel like a lot of people need to hear it.

 

[Wakko Warner]

"there should be an episode of hugtto precure where hugtan pees her diaper and the villain is like 'what the fuck that smell did the babby pee' and the cures are like 'o shit i thought that was U'"

 

[Unog]

Oh god, we're getting the Shitting and Cumming challenge next aren't we

It just depresses my mood to realise that they aren't smart enough to piss on someone else.

 

[AutismGeorge999]

Gayniggerdickbutt

 

[Assman]

Every country has its own Florida. Even Florida has a Florida (Broward County). And Australia is the Florida of the world.

 

[Antipathy]

I can just imagine the conversations he's having in private with asspaters. "Why don't da straight menz like me, I'm a beautiful, voluptuous goddess with a heart of god".

 

[Brain Power]

What the fuck. If this happened to me I would flip my shit, I don't want my nuts to vacuum back up inside me while I'm trying to have sex.

Apparently you can customize your genitalia. That is amazing. Finally a game for me.