random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Brain Power]

somehow trump is responsible for the sonic movie success.

 

[Childe]

Is it my fault that you can't understand that gatekeeping/invalidating nonbinary genders has its roots in white supremacy?

 

[MediocreMilt]

Rihanna has been raped by the Devil and is now covered in his semen.

 

[Man vs persistent rat]

My wife was 12 (I was 33) and there were all kinds of health complications.

Sorry if late.

 

[Captain Communism]

I wish humans shit pellets

 

[Hamplanet Fitness]

"I haven't worn any makeup in almost 15 days, so that's like, 2 months." -Amberlynn Reid

 

[TV's Adam West]

I have no time for self-loathing soy boys. Only dogs, dicks, dog dicks and my child bride art slave. I'm a busy man.

I thought he was turning into candy as a kid so I poked him

Travel Incest plays a big part.

That's so 4chan

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

And if your only interaction with the world was through Twitter, it would seem like everyone was progressive and only a few old white people were holding us back.

What a fucker!

"Drumpf makes a stupid joke, thus proving my insane levels of hatred for the Evil Clown Movie valid."

 

[Dork Of Ages]

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Kiwi farms people, are like the people, who God exterrminated. Know this Kiwi farms people repenting, regarding all that you have not blessed, with your words.

 

[ducktales4gameboy]

Look up the Westboro Baptist church and the Republican party. Your argument has been destroyed.

 

[JoyQ]

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[NoFeline]

SO WHAT IF I LIKE RAILROAD CROSSINGS, TRAINS, POWER LINES, AND FIRE ALARMS?! BIG FROOPING WHOOP!

And yes I'll admit I find male urination interesting, I won't lie about that, and I know it's weird, but even that has its limits with me and there are some images of it even I don't want to see!

 

[FuckedUp]

Back in my day you had to call in bomb threats to get classes cancelled

 

[dopy]

holy fuck Abby is like super mega tarded
holy FUCK

 

[sadstuck]

Nothing is enough for him. Even with things like stretching his ears he wants to go bigger. Nigger ears gauges, bigger tits, bigger asshole, etc etc.

Nigger ears gauges

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

"I am not delusional. The proof is my collection of semi polished driveway gravel."

At least people want to have sex with porn stars.

"I'm not delusional" says the guy who claims that cartoon characters help him get over his fear of sex, compares himself to female sex symbols, and claims to be young at heart when flirting with teenagers.

Oversharing is caring.

I know four year olds with more theory of mind than this clown.

"Pun intended"

 

[sadstuck]

 

[Imperial Citizen]

I could do it myself, but my dick is easy to recognize.

 

[NoFeline]

Once a pon a time (but in irl) there were these autistic people who were ugly, worthless, obsessed loser cunts.
They desired to feel onion boys cock stimulating the g-spot in their ass.

 

[Return of the Freaker]

Why does it sound like France's economy is held together with duct tape and prayers?

Hoes mad on an industrial scale.

Mind you, this process wasn't necessarily a nefarious Kraut powergrab from the start

He's the embodiment of a "sodomite" and i'm not talking only about taking it up the ass physically,