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[Calooby]

Share a random fact about yourself

Taking a trip down memory lane looking at photos of myself as a kid triggered a couple memories from the inner recesses of my mind that I thought Id share here :D I used to draw loads of these doom mazes as I now call them in elementary school. Like these werent standard labyrinths in paper; they...

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When I was about 20—circa 2004—I committed myself to a mental asylum (for just a week) on the advice of a college guidance counselor. I was on my way to becoming a genital-less alien/transhuman and, due to the utter lack of support and being shamed into acting like a normal heterosexual, I kept my genitals, got into a relationship and am now happily married.
(if this doesn't count, disregard this I suck cocks)

 

[Army Burger]

Fellas, you stick it in her just an inch and you're blocked by a thicket of hair and scabs, wyd?

"How I stopped Soylent and learned to love the Gym".

 

[Dork Of Ages]

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I'm Kara. I'm transgender. I live in a transphobic home in a transphobic state. I had food poisioning last night. I ruined 3 shirts and replaced a comforter because of it. I really need help. please don't ignore me!

 

[AnOminous]

"hand finished luxury executive fidget spinner"

That is the most autistic thing I've ever heard. And the autist is taking umbrage at being called autistic for blinding levels of pure autism.

 

[FuckedUp]

That is the most autistic thing I've ever heard. And the autist is taking umbrage at being called autistic for blinding levels of pure autism.

It's a 3-year-old post from when fidget spinners were a thing. I saw it on r/CringeAnarchy at the time.

 

[TV's Adam West]

He can't "DX crotch chop" his way out of needing to join the Aryan Brotherhood for protection.

I wonder how well stupidity goes over as a defense in court.

I'm just a fan of gay anal rape in general.

It doesn't matter if you put your heart and soul into garbage, that doesn't change the fact that it's garbage.

 

[neverendingmidi]

NOW HOLD ON
I called you to ask how it made you feel. You're the one who chose to read it in a near perfect Lois Griffin voice!

 

[Army Burger]

Founding fathers were white supremacist? Are you for fucking real. George Washington freed ALL his slaves after he died. Thomas Jefferson fucked a nigger and gave a birth to a mulatto. What in the fucking fuck

Guys, he's totes an XX female though!
Every XX female has to comb their hair foward to hide their male pattern baldness!

 

[Haffhart]

There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses.

-Ezekiel 23:20

 

[Thornforg]

no, fuck off thot lmao

 

[Army Burger]

"Had it not been for the laws of this land I would fuck this Pokemon"

Limp dicks are perfect for customer service.

If you pay someone $50 every time they yell nigger in Walmart they don't have Tourette syndrome, they just hang around shitty people.

 

[HIVidaBoheme]

...isn’t that kind of the point of this site? An autistic waste of time?

From the Onision thread

 

[Army Burger]

Photo of Dick & Balls, but "She/Her".

Those Jesuit cops must've cast a hex on her assault dildo

At least she didn't tuck a haystack in her crotch this time.

I mean if calling her a degenerate doesn't work, I hope suggesting chemical castration will lol.

now where's the bodycam footage of her pepper spraying and dildoing the cops followed by the police brutality?

Wow I can't believe I got raped right now.

 

[Mr. Skeltal]

BUTTIGIEG IS SURGING! HE'S GOT HOMOMENTUM ON HIS SIDE!

“Dirty protests” means leaving shit and cum everywhere, right?

 

[Army Burger]

So now he's a mutant in addition to mentally ill, huh?

To be fair the first porn I ever watched as a kid was of asian lesbians assfucking which technically counts as "queer & nonwhite content"

 

[Slav Power]

I just looked up what I thought could be the Japanese for it and the 2nd image result is a man putting chopsticks up a woman's vagina

 

[MediocreMilt]

chopsticks up a woman's vagina

mmmm. sushi

 

[Return of the Freaker]

“Death Camps! The Solution to all your societies ills!”

Makes me wonder why these things haven't written a bill inviting homeless people to shit in my living room. This is why tar and feathers were invented.

 

[Senior Frogmin]

"It is whatever the fuck I want it to be, you down syndrome having shaved ape"

 

[Non-Expert!]

Abdul, Fatima, and the sister-wives are at least not as cancerous as Soybeard and Fatcunt posting on Reddit about their totally woke polycule. But maybe the white race deserves it for unleashing the cancer that is Reddit upon the world.

Owned.

But here in the USA Muslims at least aren't as bad as Mormons.