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>Make the smart choice here, make it a porno.
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STEWART: You directed Rep. Nunes to refer to you as "Lieutenant Colonel?" Do you always insist on civilians referring to you by your military rank?
VINDMAN: People on Twitter were disrespecting me and my service.


Or, if that's too long, just

VINDMAN: People on Twitter were disrespecting me and my service.
 
>tfw you go see what girly gossip the dainty little ladies in the Beauty Parlor are yapping about and they're all actually gathered around a bunch of corpses and mutant babies.

I recently rediscovered @Yellow Yam Scam's thoughts on the Beauty Parlor and I think it's still as applicable today as it was back then.
 
"XL Chance : 200 Dollars.
Enough Lube to drown someone : 50 Dollars.
A Trip to the emergency room: 2,300 Dollars.
The look on your family's face: priceless.

There are some things money can't buy. For everything else, there's mastewrcard." -unknown
 
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