random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[CatParty]

I admit, I never had sex but sex is anything but abusive. The SJW's are just misconceptualize it as "rape" and "abuse."
https://twitter.com/ramzaruglia/status/534178127967035392

I may be numb over these SJW's, but there are times that I really feel sorry for being born as a male b/c of them.
https://twitter.com/ramzaruglia/status/534017393723322368

 

[Konstantinos]

"THIS IS A CITZEN ARREST. YOU HAVE THE RIGHT TO BUY ME AN XBOX 1."

 

[Holdek]

Con-sarnit!

 

[Captain Pronin]

Like Skyrim With Autism

 

[kagayaki]

Totally Not an Appendix of the Analchest Cookbook

 

[Dr. Meme]

• THE DEAGLE NATION LIFESTYLE is secretly spending your dad’s credit card on $150 of anime swords because he doesn’t respect your life choices.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

"I AM SPEAKING, AND I HAVE SPOKEN!!!"

Spoiler

(from Chris' latest rage about the whole blue arm thing)

 

[LM 697]

"Fucking faggot made me and my girlfriend break up"

 

[CatParty]

Trollish and Suspicious

Spoiler: From this update

 

[Colress]

"I once spell-checked my friend's scat fanfiction."
"Got golden freddy on the first play"
"rhythm games and acid don't mix. but i set a score while tripping that i still cant beat"
"What kind of story begins with 'I got an exacto knife today'"
[JELLO SQUISH NOISE]
"i got drunk then he took me to the starbucks onboard the ship"
"he stood up, leaned over the balcony, sniffed the air, then went 'someone has weed on this boat'"
"saw a scary face in my meatballs"
"he watched me play on my psp for a good 3 hours"
"the guy with the tuba in the call looked like he was gonna shit his pants"

general summaries of stories i have to tell

 

[CWCissey]

DOWN ON THE GROUND! DOWN ON THE GROUND! Wait, that's me.

 

[ULTIMATEPRIMETIME]

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[Hawker Hurricane]

Figured I'd make a Church Offering:
"I am not "fluent" in autism (which I don't believe even has its own language)"
"Also, there is no 'elephant in the room', because elephants are said to never forget."
"&/or"

 

[Le Bateleur]

im goign to stab you

 

[Konstantinos]

"GUNS AND ANIME ARE OUR ONLY DEFENSE AGAINST THE LIES!"

"Satan is skyping my wolf soul. Help. Call 911."

 

[ShavedSheep]

"Oh, now you got your little internet gang to discriminate against me, huh?"

From the screencaps on loliconphobia.

 

[Captain Pronin]

"my profile pic is my mugshot from when I was arrested for child molestation"

 

[Dr. Meme]

she labeled me a shitty awful person when I told someone to die in an emotional breakdown
-Vade

 

[ShavedSheep]

"Can't pick up chicks? Must be the 'tism"
http://kiwifarms.net/styles/brivium/stylium/beryllium/xenforo/avatars/avatar_male_s.pngMarineTrainedTard - On Katsu's autisim disgnosis -

 

[Le Bateleur]

CORPSE THTERES A CORPSE ON MY DASH

&/or

lol just die . die die die . be dead