random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Bernard Buttfart]

Hahahahahahahaha How The Fuck Is Cyber Bullying Real Hahahaha Nigga Just Walk Away From The Screen Like Nigga Close Your Eyes Haha
-Tyler, The Creater, 2012 (via Twitter)

 

[Coconut Gun]

"I've screenshotted these threats and I WILL be communicating IMMEDIATELY with the Kiwifarms Administration Crew. I have friends that work here, so consider yourselves FUCKED unless you delete this thread."

 

[A Hot Potato]

"I've screenshotted these threats and I WILL be communicating IMMEDIATELY with the Kiwifarms Administration Crew. I have friends that work here, so consider yourselves FUCKED unless you delete this thread."

Beat me to it.

One of the fucking funniest things I've seen on the site in a while.

 

[Cthulu]

Seriously, FUCK YOU! @Dynastia huffs gasoline five hours a day and that's even before he starts trolling

 

[Desire Lines]

"squeals and slaps your butt 3 times in a sexy way"

 

[AllMightyCow]

I hope you are right. I don't like Chris, but I don't want him to be kidnapped and fucking tortured by some edge lord.

 

[LN 910]

I've contacted my uncle, expect most of your accounts (and this thread) to be going dark in the next few hours.

 

[CephalopodEnthusiast]

"He is cum in his mouth, cuz he fag get turned on"

"The homosexual fantasy anal hero"

 

[ToroidalBoat]

NAPPY NAPPY NAPPITY NAP TIME!~

 

[AnOminous]

This may be the best Greering of all time.

Just wanted to include the text of that post so it's searchable

"The state is controlling my destiny and my penis."

 

[LOOPS]

He looks like the final boss in a video game where the only enemies are overweight hobos and walruses.

 

[Power Armor]

Emma Willis, she should apologise for treating me like a criminal for wanting to express ideas. She left me in the hands of the security who literally chopped me to death. What if I had died?

 

[LagoonaBlue]

"say it o my face, kiddo"

 

[LN 910]

 

[PsychoNerd054]

Autism, a word which here means someone with unordinary, strange, or exceptional behavior, and something we are all guilty of at one time or another.

 

[H4nzn0]

I am going to fucking rape you to death.

When you don't tell Null what your new email address is in the first PM.

 

[Hellfire]

"The owner of the discord server "Cookie Monster's Crack House" went after and attacked a trans girl. Y'all should block him."

 

[IAmNotDavid]

Hey moon, this is Wagner. How you doing, Mr. Gay Power?

 

[Coster]

"'Scuse me. Pardon me. Don't mind the retard. Sped coming through..."
Tom just laughed in his distinctly retarded way.

Both from Golden Knight's latest short story about riding the short bus.

 

[H4nzn0]

Die Null!