random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Dooly Tilly]

F.. OMG seems like some intolerant mods.
I used to own/mod political forums and nothing was off topic.

 

[Army Burger]

Junius, a horse in his early 20s, is handing out stickers at a Hilton DoubleTree in suburban Philadelphia.

 

[Hellfire]

"I used to go to the convenience store at 3 AM high as shit and wearing the pickle suit"

 

[Mayker]

Annelies Marie Frank✡ (German pronunciation: [ʔanəliːs maˈʁiː ˈʔanə ˈfʁaŋk]; Dutch pronunciation: [ʔɑnəˈlis maːˈri ˈʔɑnə ˈfrɑŋk]; 12 June 1929 – February or March 1945[3]) is a fictional character whose life story and diary were fabricated by Russian Jews. Her story is the most bitched about story in all of Judaism's history (other than "The Holocaust" of course-- which never actually happened). Myriads of books, plays, and movies have been made about her short Jewish life. Her fairy tale is that she, a Jewish Dutch girl, went into hiding in a rape dungeon in efforts to hide from the Glorious Gestapo and SS because she was a Jew. They eventually find her ass and send her off to the most famous Jew incinerator, "Auschwitz." She gets there, her family splits up, and she's cremated, but her diary for some reason fought the oven's scorching hot flames with some sort of Jew miracle magic. Her father, Otto Frank, also seemed to have magically been able to survive, and he went on the Jewish-run media to bitch about it for years and publish her diary for Jew money.


It has been proven both Anne Frank and the holocaust never existed

 

[Army Burger]

“I sit at my kitchen table about to play with the phone… The box is heavy, and I get home, and this nigger sold me a box of potatoes!”

Get fucked, burgers.

 

[Mr. 0]

"YOU WANT ALL THIS TO GO AWAY THEN GO BUY A TOOTOO AND GET YOUR CAMERA OUT FATBOY"

 

[Mayker]

 

[Peace and Harmony]

Tweet baleeted, what a pity.

 

[Mayker]

 

[Mr. 0]

"Where a post about Barb's buttocks spawns an 11 page topic about Bob's clothes, what Mighty Wings taste like, and Chris's craving for penises."

 

[Chiang Kai-shek]

“I've redacted the featured thread's preview because it was a tumblr blog where the header was someone's asshole and their face covered in cum.”
The Timothy Jane featured thread description. Perfect way to describe the site.

 

[PsychoNerd054]

 

[Chiang Kai-shek]

 

[Fuck you jewish cunt]

"Listen and believe... unless you're trying to take away my anime kiddy porn"

From the Hbomberguy thread

 

[Ravelord]

"she may not have any legs but her butthole is lemony fresh"- @wagglyplacebo

 

[Clown Baby]

I can't believe that William Shatner just murdered a tranny in broad daylight.

 

[CatParty]

 

[The Great Citracett]

Spoiler: Full text

Why do the trolls “troll”? What’s the rod of pleasure that they shove up their asses and why do they do it? Why is it pleasurable to bring others down? Why does it make people happy to make complete strangers sad? Why? Why hang out on loser sites like Kiwi Farms when a troll could have much more fun playing video games or working out? That is the burning question!

From Russ Greer's Taylor Swift stalking blog.

https://whyisuedtaylorswift.wordpress.com/2017/11/30/why-do-trolls-troll/

 

[Hellfire]

"Fuck. I'm fully doxxed. You know which website. I'm leaving twitter. Like really fully doxxed. Address and everything. Bye."

 

[Lurkette]

you guys are the bigest hyprocates everyone has fetishes
some of wroser fetish then you think and u or anyone cant say u have no
fetishes