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[Randall Fragg]

 

[An Ghost]

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“more like kiwi farts amirite”

 

[Rumpled Foreskin]

Even if everyone hates me here, at least I have one fan on fetlife

 

[Gym Leader Elesa]

"Everyone, along with me, Please; Think Fondly Of Uzume Tennouboshi where she is now, Right Above Us. Give her your Love, Kindness and Shares, so she can transform into the CPU Orange Heart, once again!"

 

[CatParty]

https://twitter.com/fanfiction_txt/status/919296411073527808

 

[Army Burger]

 

[CWCissey]

Ok, which one of you fuckers convinced Chris to make a concentration camp?

 

[Sailor_Jupiter]

Will there be anything left that isn't literal rape according to these twats by 2020? I mean other than real rape by male feminists and Muslim immigrants.

 

[Sailor_Jupiter]

Ok, which one of you fuckers convinced Chris to make a concentration camp?

 

[Arkangel]

 

[Carcinogenesis]

 

[Ambivalenz]

That osomatsu chick who ate bugs and fucked dogs comes back to twitter and get verified because having a kiwifarms thread means you're an influencer.

 

[Arctic]

This government funded research should then be focused on RECREATING 1980 Brooke in the form of billions of clones. All other women should be rounded up and put into concentration camps and the Brooke clones should be released into the general population. 4 billion clones should be mass produced so that every male has a partner.

Source

 

[Alex Krycek]

Oh god that would be amazing , if we did not have women holding us back we would have colonized the solar system by now.

 

[Joan Nyan]

UnKillFill: I have no opinion on "jews" I just know we've been lied to

 

[ToroidalBoat]

SMART HEARTS; SMART MINDS; WELL-EDUCATED SUPPORT

also:

"私はペニスを持っています"

 

[The Fool]

["I am holding a penis." is etched on the table.]

 

[Sammy]

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[CatParty]

 

[Army Burger]

I love the internet...at the height of my fame as a gaming intellectual, I had a 600 strong email ring composed of those who appreciated my gaming analysis.