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[Aunt Carol]

Wasn’t a lot of the issues due to Covid? The shipping issues I mean, not the raping.

Styxhexhammer666 said he sold his soul to Stolas to make better YouTube gardening videos.

-Sunglasses inside
-Crocodile Dundee hat
-Hawaiian shirt
-Utili-kilt
-Hiking boots
-White socks pulled up above the hiking boots
-Small knife worn as a necklace from a Renfair
Finished off with a Captain Morgan pose on a box.

"IF YOU USE PAPRIKA ON YOUR SACRIFICIAL MEAT THOR WILL GAPE YOUR ANUS".

notably, her rent has not changed since moving in with the “cult”.

4/10 wouldn't impregnate as a swan.

I'm not even going to address the jerking off.

 

[Autistic Joe]

It'll be the longest house ever, and you'll be the long house negro in it

 

[KiwiFuzz2]

have fun in your digital gulag

I'm about to walk into the cum shooting gallery to get my discounted energy drinks

Water is 100% life or death shit every time. Do not go in it for recreation.

"Seagulls could be here..."

"Thank you," the student said while allegedly continuing to resist arrest.

There are low-tech solutions even a nigger can nigger-rig if he can really nig.

Corporate Memphis doesn't belong on currency.

Bro if I accidentally discharged a round into my twig and berries I would just put another through my head right after, I'm not living with that.

Good thing I'm too fat for appendix carry.

this is america. that's what this country was built on, negligent discharge

For a hollow point to expand it has to interact with enough material to deform the tip of the bullet. A limp dick may not have enough dick flesh to induce expansion depending on the hollow point used.

When your enemies are fighting each other, enjoy it on the Internet.

-Sun Tzu

I want safe, quiet, functional schools and I WILL accept casualties to get them.

All chaps are ass-less by definition.

 

[Jhonson the Two]

never goon, and never doom.

 

[Gentlebastard]

An ethics textbook? Like, the Very Hungry Caterpillar? or Aesop's Fables or something?

I'm don't know what level of Ironic shitposting this comic is, but there is enough here to make me laugh.

My new hobby is putting pictures from this thread into a Google Lens search.
It's so autistic and woke, it's like talking to Reddit.

If you're reading this and you or someone you know has recently come to the conclusion that the gender people will never be satisfied with your behavior because they're insane and the things they want are impossible, welcome.

If you're reading this and you or someone you know has recently come to the conclusion that the gender people will never be satisfied with your behavior because they're insane and the things they want are impossible, welcome. I mean that. Humans can't change sex, men aren't women, most men who transition are doing it as a weird sex thing, and you're not an evil homophobe for noticing and thinking that. Refusing to pretend that your awkward, teenage niece is no longer female because she got a haircut isn't genocide. Neither is admitting that heterosexual male cross-dressers make you uncomfortable. You possibly got here because you're worried about the feelings of the gender-folk, but you have feelings, too, and your feelings, safety, and sense of reality matter just as much as a man who calls himself Zooey.

Move over, humble-brag! This is the year of the victim-brag!

The completely oblivious hypocritical selfishness. I'd say it's unbelievable if I hadn't seen it a thousand times.

In theory there's an Altima that is new and shiny, but in practice I've never seen one.

 

[Meat Target]

The self-immolation community in shock after new studies show that fire hot

 

[Autistic Joe]

Is is weird and stalkerish? Probably.

THIS. IS. KIWIFARMS!

*Kick*

If Ethan Ralph can achieve nigger status, I see no reason why Elon Musk can't.

 

[Captain Syrup]

"Evelyn" but the Eternians heard it as "Evil-Lyn". Eternians are a simple people who see a guy with a giant fist and call him Fisto, see a man who is made of moss and call him Moss Man. And a man who is extra manly they just call He-Man

 

[legtard respecter]

from that big long julian stream:

Seeing everyobody draw porn of digital circus freaks me out. It makes me feel like I can't participate in the world anymore.

 

[Gog & Magog]

Yes, I can fix him. Yes, I want someone strong and dangerous to love and protect me. Yes, I want surprise rough sex from someone I’m really attracted to and not feel like a slut.

 

[Aunt Carol]

Palestinians are being genocided why is she bullying them some more? That's mean.

If aliens are real I will be racist against them.

Marvel Rivals gave Captain America a cock that clipped through the chair he was sitting on. Those images are 100% real.

At this point I've become numb to the feces and sexual deviancy in this thread. This troubles me greatly.

Lol, scuppered by poonery yet again!

He looks like a homeless Mona Lisa who spent the night in a Salvation Army bin.

 

[The Stranger]

c. the penis entered the vagina throbbingly

 

[CansOfCant]

Using Yuri needs to be done right. That's a non-sequitur use.

 

[Metamorpho]

"Anti-muslim hate crimes? At this time of year, at this time of day, in this part of the country, localized entirely within your mosques?"
"Yes."
"May I see them?"
"...No."

UK Tema 'Police launch murder investigation into Ann Widdecombe's death'

10 de Jul, 2026

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/cp9l8l05vxet

Ann Widdecombe murder probe: what we know so far​

Image source, Reuters
ByTom McArthur

• • Published
    23 minutes ago

Police have launched a murder investigation into the death of Ann Widdecombe and a manhunt is underway.
Devon and Cornwall Police say the 78-year-old former Conservative minister turned Reform UK spokeswoman was found dead at her home on Dartmoor in Devon on Thursday morning with...

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YEAH 28 FAR RIGHT TROOPERS PULLING UP IN BLACK FORD RAPTOR TRUCKS
HELICOPTERS LANDING
RAM MOSQUE IS UNDER SIEGE UNDER LOCKDOWN

 

[Cancer Man Metokur]

LOOK HOW MUCH LONGER IT TAKES TO SELECT WARIO!! What a pointless minuscule inconvenience not even worth mentioning!

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

Guys, I think Greer may be a better attorney than his representation.

Yes. But also no.

OH MY FUCKING GOD, HE'S RETWEETING AI

 

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>Thought maybe the house was haunted
>Grab a sig

 

[Raven of the Burning God]

I remember very early on someone sponsored a post from a fag that was a wall of text lusting for penis.

 

[Doggy Dog World]

No, wait. We can improve on this...
Lets kill all the lawyers and therapists.

 

[Aunt Carol]

Damn babe are your breasts an uyghur muslim because I'd love to oppress them.

If you're so miserable, use your platform and tell people why, instead of retweeting faggot anime porn.

Sea Monkeys were not eager to please or easy to train. That was simply a lie, much like Islam.