random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[tetraterezi]

I am absolutely pro-antiemetic. Ondansetron is a god-sent when you are vomiting uncontrollably.

 

[NoReturn]

Unfortunately his fish head wife DOES have those cannons

 

[Gog & Magog]

One of my coworkers was genderfluid and interrupted someone in conversation to say she was feeling like using cat/catself for the day

 

[Mister Eveready]

Every time I accidentally walk into the girls room, which hasn't happened in like 7 years I always got a "oooh what's your name" *giggles* "can I have your number" reaction

 

[Autistic Asparagus]

Despite of this (fat) cage, I’m still just a beez in a rage.

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

If I was Jeffrey Dahmer I wouldn't even eat a piece of your bicep to keep you with me forever

 

[Metamorpho]

Both parties in this twitter feud sound extremely homosexual.

 

[JustSomeDong]

sorry i am extremely autistic and unable to comprehend sarcasm or tone through digital mediums. carry on

 

[YouGuysAren'tThatSmart]

All the organizers need to do is add a few gay and trans flags and claim it’s a pride ride, and participants would be free to fuck in the streets unhindered, let alone whip their junk back and forth.

 

[Queen Metalia]

no im tryna make an epic Warframe quote,
"I am patient, I am still
When I descend, it's you I'll kill"

fuck!!!!!

 

[YouGuysAren'tThatSmart]

"ohaiyo I arrive to remove your critoris, I onry have riscence for one year but I think I can make man out of you"

It’s a dereliction of Canadian medical ethics and obligations to be looking up child porn when you should be killing patients instead.

 

[TheRetardKing]

“It was a dehumanizing experience. OneyPlays chopped up my parents and turned them into soap. They clipped all of my Mario gold coins before I could. They glued a penny outside of my house and for months I couldn’t get it.”

 

[assigned Karen at birth]

"My dyke sisters cherish me, cunt."
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[stupid frog]

I'm 82 years old and I live in a van with only my sex lube, computer, and warhammer figures.

 

[frozen_runner]

>looks inside
>troon

What a vaginal article

Every day I understand more and more why Nero chose to play the fiddle

Did you read the paper? I didn't, but

Physignomy remains the most reliable science.

Iran doesn’t exist because it never gave me an autism sticker on my posts.

Democrats can try but the son of Karl Marx can't be stopped.

What's the over under on kiwifarms being blamed again?

Damn, I was hoping for more Mr.Racewar1488 posts.

Be happy you didn't wind up with a pink dorito, nigger.

What's Uber Black, Uber for black people?

 

[Rache Bartmoss]

we're having borderline autistic e sex every night

 

[Blackstar]

In summer camp a kid in my cabin was obviously a bit too much of an obnoxious sperg to be with us but his dad had some sway so they let him in with us unsupervised and I beat his ass after he spazzed on me. That's what hating on women feels like. We know that all women are retarded when left to their own devices. I've had my fill of punching retards, I don't care that they spent a lot of money trying to make them look like people in movies and shit all you have to do is talk to them to get it

 

[Helping Friendly Book]

YouTube Troll Police are notorious. What they've done is completely war crimes everywhere. It's going to be war crimes.

 

[The Noise]

oh look it's a link to the Kiwi Farms Spiderman thread, and it's an image of a fat vtuber farting!

 

[Gentlebastard]

The hot dogs glisten on their roller and tempt me when I go in but it is an unrequited love that shall never be cause what if someone saw me get one.

food is the symptom. YOU are the disease.

I got voted out of my polycule because I wasn't white enough.

Sounds like some Rules Based Order, Longhouse, End of History bullshit to me.

Great men just do things and reality contorts around them.

The first time I got into a situation where I had to defend myself, I realized I did not have it in me to take a life.

This is a personal flaw you can work on with practice and discipline, and ultimately resolve.

I repeat, he confidently stated that you can't multiply by zero.