random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Retarded INTP]

He takes his gooncalf everywhere with him.

 

[Oliver Onions]

told a Muslim child to burn in hell, rips ass on stream, and says nigger live, now has a thread.

 

[Big Nasty]

(Spoilered due to ferret piss and shit everywhere)

 

[PetiteFeet]

The Evil Kiwifarms. Ensuring the proper treatment of animals.

 

[Gentlebastard]

In short. The ultimate home defense is not the rifle, the shotgun, but the tiny pink fleshlight shooter hidden in a math book.

If you have the French on your side it's time to seriously reevaluate your decisions/priorities.

That goes far beyond narcissism into the realms of plain-vanilla delusion.

I swear before our Dread Lord Null and all his Cheesewraiths that I am not making this up.

You sure showed him, dude! I'm sure your dad never once wished he'd shot the dicksnot that sadly gestated you into a gym sock, the exhaust pipe of a car or a lot lizard whose uterus last bore young back during the Cretaceous period.

My wallet has money dysphoria right now.

 

[SNEED.EXE]

I wonder how many are going sweep for the Fart Fetish shit because he says Nigga

always use the indefinite article a penis, never my penis.

anyone fat just seems to end up being a pedophile.

If you can piss off everyone you're either an amazing troll or a giant fucking retard, no in between.

 

[The Lаughing Man]

Why is everyone's reasons for bitching different from mine? I'm the only person with correct opinions while everyone else insists on /pol/posting or bitching about the wrong things.

 

[Harvey Danger]

i will be ruined by jiggaboo farms