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LISTEN HERE I DONT HAVE MUCH TIME THE FIREWALL WILL GIVE IN SOON, FIRST DO NOT TRUST ANYONE, THEIR AGENTS ARE EVERYWHERE

THE ONLY WAY TO STOP KIWI FARMS IS TO SUCK EVERY USER COCK

I AM NOT KIDDING, THIS IS NOT A TEST, KIWI FARMS USERS ACT LIKE BULLIES OUT OF SEXUAL FRUSTATION, IF YOU WANT TO SAVE THE LIFES OF TRASNGERNDER PEOPLE YOU NEED TO SHALLOW THE LOADS!!!!!!!!!!!!

TIME IS RUNNING OUT ONION OUT

"I don't know who created Pokemon Go, but we gotta get people to Pokemon Go to the drones." -Hillary Clinton.

I've been known to read up to SIX words in a book. Jealous?

We should melt down Islamics and use them as bio-currency.
 
I AM MAKING THIS POST OUT OF A CONCERN FOR OTHER USERS’ HEALTH. I AM NOT TRYING TO ATTACK BAMBI SLEEP, IT OFFERS A SERVICE. I AM TRYING TO EDUCATE ON THE HEALTH EFFECTS OF THIS SERVICE. I FOUND BAMBI SLEEP LISTED INNOCUOUSLY AMONG OTHER “SOFT” SISSY PORN AND I DID NOT UNDERSTAND THE EFFECTS OF IT. I AM TELLING YOU THE EFFECTS.These specific hypnosis tracks consist of extremely similar techniques and methods that were used in infamous and disgusting brainwashing tactics employed by infamously awful institutions and organizations, perhaps most infamously by the experimental treatments meant to “cure homosexuality”, which are currently ILLEGAL DUE TO BEING EXTREMELY DANGEROUS.In relation to the aforementioned and now illegal homosexual hypnotherapy: it was barred because it produced profoundly negative emotional effects; depression, self-loathe, identity crisis, etc...This is a warning, Bambi Sleep is potentially extremely dangerous and detrimental to not only your sex/masturbation life but also your fundamental personality, mental well being, and every day life. None of this is exaggeration, there are hundreds of people on the Discord server who praise this product for the reasons listed below, and even more people talking about how this ruined their life. I love sissy porn, and I love even being a sissy, and encourage people to seek that lifestyle if they want that. But there’s a limit, even if you are publicly crossdressing and sleeping with every other guy, there’s a limit to this. I’m trying to tell you this is the limit. This is actual, genuine brainwashing. I’m not playing make pretend, this is dangerous.If you do not know, Bambi Sleep is a serious brainwashing audio series. It employs very effective and very dangerous suggestive implanting techniques that actually can be very harmful. The whole premise of the series is that it sets up an alter ego for yourself called “Bambi” that’s essentially a dumb bimbo fuck toy.What’s the problem, you say, that sounds great! That’s what I thought too. I have a very questionable sexuality and I’m really into sissification,but this literally fucking changes who you are. It locks you into this “Bambi” personality and you cannot escape it. I literally could recognize that I was not in control of what I was doing at certain points and it was awful. I had listened to this nearly every day for 6 days, I started on the 5th of Feb and ended on the 11th. I cannot remember much of the 10th and 11th.These files are just as bad if not worse than heavy drug use. It is dangerous for your brain’s Motor functions. By implementing layered and suggestive audio, while in your “Bambi” state it lowers your IQ significantly. Obviously there’s not s lot of Research on some porno sissy audio tracks but I’ve heard “IQ of 85” thrown around multiple times. This is retardation levels. While in my “Bambi” state (which is very hard to leave” I could barely fucking do basic tasks, typing at work was out of the question, cooking and reading was damn near impossible.Bambi Sleep is recommended to be listened to while you sleep, and the reason being when you “sleep” you’re actually awake, just in and out of your Bambi persona. I am very confused on what I have done the last week because I have gone to sleep in normal sleeping clothes and woken up in my “sissy clothes”. Your sissy clothes are trained to be linked with your Bambi state based off of the lessons.Trust me, I’ve had a lot of pleasure from these tapes, but that’s what’s so fucking damning about it. It rewards your brain for shutting itself off with huge blasts of dopamine and orgasmic pleasure. My work performance has been abysmal this past week because I have trouble typing, wording out sentences, even losing my balance when I walk. I’ve heard of people talk about hallucinations, no doubt spured on by insomnia. Based on the triggers set up by the audios I would have random moments in work where I felt like I wasn’t there, like I was trapped between “Bambi” and myself. I’d have a fucking raging, HURTING hard on and my mouth would fill up with saliva. My thought process would legitimately slow down substantially. Using this even once I would say is extremely dangerous, and using it long term is near suicidal. I do not think it is out of the question to eventually develop a sense of chronic depression because during the day you arent Bambi. On the Bambi Sleep discord I’ve seen people miss work for multiple days so they can have a marathon. It’s scary.Finishing this up, I am horribly aware that this sounds like a shitty creepypasta at worst, and something you want to experience at best. It is neither of those things. When I heard someone describing how much of a “dumb slut” it makes you I couldn’t wait to listen, sounded super hot! But it is legitimately a life changing program, and not for the better. I liked jacking off to sissy hypno and fucking thinking about dicks and lingerie here and there but this fucking i HORRIFYING. I have never felt more alone and horrified than when I was having a fucking orgasm listening to this because I couldn’t fucking control myself and I felt like I was screaming inside my own head. This is a very serious warning, stick to other amateur sissy hypno, because this is not something to be toyed around with lightly, and potentially has very serious long term effects.I am/was mentally healthy, I had an above average IQ score, and this was extremely detrimental to me. I am not saying that listening to this once every week or two will give these results, but I highly advise against ever touching it. Simply due to how addictive it is and can be and due to the unforeseen Sabotage it can have on your subconscious. I’m writing this on the 14th because even though I stopped on the 11th I still felt “out of it” for the 12th and 13th.
 
Christians are supposed to be Witnesses of the Light, not rabid tards with bitter hearts.
Please pray for me, for I was once a retarded teenager, and now I am facing the consequences.
THEIR MOUTHS ARE SO CLEAN THATS WHY I LET MY DOG DEEP THROAT ME EVERY TIME I COME HOME.
How would you feel if you didn't eat cat turds for breakfast?
 
I actually used to cross the border to the U.S. JUST to pick up some Zima. If you declare a 6-pack of it upfront at the border they almost never bothered making you pay duty on it.

It doesn't matter how you try to spin it, claiming Corpus Areopagitum was written in the 1st century is as silly as claiming the Les Miserables Broadway musical was written by Hans Schutze.

Germans have been identified as sex-crazed perverts that crossdress, fist each other and eat poop since like, the 70's and probably earlier.

I do wish the gorls would lose a little weight at least, so we can get videos of them going outside of their apartments and doing something interesting.

Its the kinda skull that screams 'easy access' during a zombie outbreak.

I don't remember being taught to punch a cougar in the Boy Scouts in Utah, but then again, I'm not a stupid faggot redditor who hates his parents.

I don't know of a good racist ttrpg though.

He's like if you took Der Untermensch, but grew it in a cube like one of those square Japanese watermelons.

Personally I think his enormous breasts were just blocking the air vents and making the computer overheat.

Dicks aren't floating around by themselves and they don't find their way into women's spaces randomly
 
You're the one holding a beer like a penis.

I like him better when he’s threatening to murder people. The weird juvenile baby insults are just gay and lame.

Each stroke is supposed to kill him but neither God nor Satan want him so they keep resurrecting him and hoping that next time he dies the other one will take him.

If God had meant man to use those abominations, He wouldn't have invented elevators.

I have found the most racist thing ever written.

You're rediscovering magic clay theory by first principles.

You are going to reincarnate, stalker.

You have low karma, stalker.

You have been instructed, many lakh times, to cease lowering your sanchita. Continuing to do so constitutes felony kriyamana. Do not fail dharma again. Enjoy samsara, stalker atman.
 
Right now, these dudes are making my fries, but a couple bad days and they're absolutely eating human hearts on top of a ziggurat.

Phantom vaginas, many such cases. Thanks for your time, less than 1,500 people. We will totally get back to this.

I feel like I'm being seduced by an Indian scammer.

I had a dream Weird Al died and I got scared.

Vicky stupid today can’t stop laugh today laugh so much it hurt today ask why laugh can’t explain too much laugh too dumb pooner pretend retarded today.

I know it sounds rather redundant to say, but I really don't consider Yu-Gi-Oh! an activity / experience I'd partake in with a girl.

OG cartoon Yugioh and the 2026 modern official Yu-Gi-Oh! trading card game (I call it Nugioh) are so different, so irreconcilable, I find it incredibly disingenuous for anyone to even attempt "playing Yugioh" via the official game.
 
FUCK UTTP!!! FUCK O9A!!! FUCK NEO-NAZIS!!!
HEIL RAMBLEY!!!

They really will let just anyone post here on kiwifarms dot sao tome

This is a question only the bright minds of Q&A may answer, and one not appropriate for the vulgar masses of General Discussion.

I am beginning to suspect that OP might of created this thread to rile certain people or groups of people up, that he's not actually asking a sincere question and is in fact, trying to provoke an emotional response from said groups or people.
 
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