random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Gentlebastard]

The past 3 decades of western civilization is just the ultra rich taking poverty indicators, slapping fresh paint on them, and then selling them to yuppies for a 100x markup.

If racism causes tumors for retards, give me some lessons in how to be more racist.

I can't tell if he genuinely believes retarded shit like this or he is just that desperate to capture some traction on social media.

His face looks like when you play a video game with a character creator and you deliberately make the stupidest looking character you can possible.

 

[Drip Torch]

I'll try once more to explain why I despise you.

 

[a kiwifarms user]

But riddle me this, fatman, how can an anus be simultaneously shaved and hairy? Do you mean to say that his hairy anus looks partially shaved? Just how closely were you zooming in to examine his anus?

 

[demicolon]

This led me to consider becoming gay.

 

[a kiwifarms user]

Signal boosting this to all my friends (I have zero)

 

[Core i7-3770K]

I just wish you'd stop raping homeless people, or get a better suit.

Who rapes the rapists?

Maybe the guy has a homeless people raping business, and this is his business partner. Let that sink in.

less bad than full on anal invasion

 

[SNEED.EXE]

Imagine it causing a priapism in that dead arm of his; so he strokes out and dies giving a nazi salute.

this is cocomelon but for severely ill goyim

So speaking from experience--when I take a dump, it usually is a soft, splattery mess

The great sewers of Rome, London, and Paris have never been graced with my fecal matter, nor has my fecal matter had the same pleasure.

There is no good reason for this thread to exist.

Its unreal how brown you are.

 

[Tablet County]

To trash can his posts would be an insult to trash cans.
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Oscar the Grouch lived in one for many years, and he was an entirely well-adjusted member of the community and never advocated for lowering the age of consent.

I don't know what that means but it sounds like something someone who has never touched female flesh would say.

I love that Null made a big deal about us not getting quality cheese and bread like the Europeans, meanwhile these fuckers are fascinated by ranch dressing and Buc-ee’s.

women understood the importance of giving sex

God, that's how I want to be when I'm old. Watching the Gorilla channel blankly while the title music from Mega Man 2 plays.

"I'm not the raped! You are the raped!"
"No! You are the raped! I am statistically 2.325% less raped than you!"
"Oh yeah? Well you have the higher rate of the raped increasing year on year!"

well shieeet with the cost of name-brand kiwis these days who isn't buying great value fruits and birbs

When a guy named Ibeatmywife is annoyed by your mysoginy-posting and doesn't want anything to do with you

 

[Tom Arnold Schwarzenigger]

No one hates a retard more than another retard. Chris Chan said the same thing. Like windows to hell. In your case its a reflection

This quote may be about me, but it's still a good quote. But also, fuck you Drip Torch

 

[Tom Arnold Schwarzenigger]

Dr. Schwarzenigger, my dear Dr. Gooseworx... welcome, to Spergassic Park

 

[Tablet County]

Video games are for the children, and so am I. Come play with me kids.

Apropos of nothing, aren't you the guy posting TF2 beefcake gay porn?

 

[Tom Arnold Schwarzenigger]

Aren't we all just a little bit autistic and retarded?
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[Tom Arnold Schwarzenigger]

I'm on the farms. What would I be other than an autist.

Either make it funny or scream into the void.

 

[Gog & Magog]

bro if i had a trillion dollars i would be on a coastal villa in california getting absolutely fucking raped by (female) supermodels by the poolside while drinking and smoking weed not shitposting on X about niggers. the internet is not real life lil nigga.

 

[Tablet County]

"Sometimes I wish I was a fag. It would make the gay sex I have so much easier"

How many Mound Dweller's could Null Lidl Drip, if Null could Catch The Rainbow?

I have been uniquely and divinely appointed by God to complain about drama that nobody cares about in real life on worthless internet forums. I am a crusader fulfilling my holy mission.

 

[Metamorpho]

You are on the good crack if you think Disney is going to have Sora and Goofy help the Jews escape Egypt and have God culling the Egyptian firstborn as a plot point.

 

[Slideshow Bill]

On the day I heard that my penis would be huge, I sobbed.

Possibly more fun is shooting wives and girlfriends.

I can respect an honest-to-God dyke who likes honest-to-God pussy.

 

[Tablet County]

Okay, after reading through the whole thing this author is a very wacky schizo who thinks we will achieve an ideal cyberpunk society by fucking twinks and refusing to do any work

Posted from a decapitated nigger fetuses Iphone

Ohh god here comes diner goth... noo... nooooo....

 

[King Metalia]

Probably higher than the odds that none of them do!

What a great variety of possible endings we've come up with, most of them are very plausible! Only time will tell, gentlemen.

• Nig Nog Neanderthal: Heart (dilated cardiomyopathy)
• Crackhead of the Rednecks: Liver
• Gardener of Kadesh: Pancreas (acute pancreatitis)
• Dumbledore's Onlyfans: Stomach/Intestines (Blood Fountain for the Blood God!)
• Autistic Joe: Kidneys
• Turquoise: Natural causes (age 103)
• Adamska: Heart Attack (caused by oral infection)
• UCantCCPMe: Raped to Death (by African migrants)
• Ghostface Killah: Seizures/Stroke (alcohol-induced)
• Locust Day: Fecal Vomiting
• King Metalia: Murder (by one of the exes)
• Billy Beeple: Poisoned (by Mel the Potato)
• El Chicharron: Raped to Death (in prison toilet)
• This Machine Milks Cows: Tooth Infection
• Ayatollah Rock n Rolla: Spontaneous Combustion (sun exposure)
• TowinKarz: The Gallows (for piracy)
• Doug Stamper 2.0: Blunt Force Head Trauma (alcohol fall)

 

[Autistic Joe]

it's a big fantasy of mine to have sons who climb into daddy's bed to drink milk from my tits and then wind up getting so hard that they have to start fucking me too

That's enough internet for me for today.

Same here, lol.