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[Crex Crex]

This is a great thread, because it shows a chronological timeline of how we as a people clawed our way out of the Gay Nigga With AIDS Era of the early 2020s.

 

[A Real Munson]

I swear to you, on trombonista, I never defend shota or loli

 

[lolcow yoghurt]

My connected family eats your connected family for breakfast and shits it out, you doomed fucking faggot. You have no idea who I am yet. YOU'RE GONNA FIND OUT, EVIL SHITSTAIN. Ignoring you...NOWWWW. Seeing you later, though. On the absolute worst fucking day of your pathetic fucking life.

 

[Oliver Onions]

Tough week for gay niggers.

 

[KiwiFuzz2]

Social media was a mistake. I blame Tom.

Considering I've never heard of someone showing up to a meeting and saying "Sorry I'm late, but, I caught my bird in the bathroom with my hand lotion again and I had to discipline him"

Big picture is that with this stupid research we do end up with scaffolding to shit that will benefit you, me, your dog, your time, or something. Researching birds jerking it is an easy to perform study, easily replicable, difficult to dispute, and could lead to a lot of money making revenues.

"Me, me, me, me, I'm so hot, I build things, I live in NY, I have sex, trans, trans, trans, pay attention to me"

Being gay is about getting your ass blown out. If you want to celebrate gayness, it's going to bring attention to getting the backdoor slammed off its hinges. It's a sexual paraphilia.

They were excellent for decorating in anticipation of an outdoor playtime with a furry.

It really is one of the niggerest things I've ever seen. If I saw that happen in fiction even I'd be uncomfortable with how racist it was, and I just said "niggerest."

"Man seeks a good time, but he is not a hedonist. He seeks love! He just doesn’t know where to look. He looks under the beds of whores and in the hot stem of a crack pipe. He should look to nature! Gentle aquatic mammals have all the answers!"

The worst thing about getting old is you just wake up and have a random object in your ass.

If you try to get a chimp to wear a shirt and tie, you will quickly find that your own expectations were the problem all along.

 

[SNEED.EXE]

NIGGERSSSSS...

He probably thought this was his moment, he was going to come back, keep away from the drama, just shit out his comics for the fame, and everything would be fine. He would've been right, if he just could've put down the fart porn.

Pagans unironically worship tung tung tung sahur

hell is real and the Australian taxpayer lives in it

Fartloving Brapmaster is a keyed username. It sucks that it's attached to an actual fartloving brapmaster.

Imagine creating a company called Legally Mine only to have your two blood sucking faggot Mormon sons steal it right out from under you.

 

[Harvey Danger]

Beavers know that if you throw enough faggots into the river you can change how it flows.

 

[Gentlebastard]

Where in the living anal crack of fuck did he get this term from?

And the worst part? Every last one of those prisonings was typed out by hand. I guarantee if someone made a Xitter bot to just go through his feed and reply to every post, "You are fat," he would break trying to reply to them all. It would be the digital equivalent of "How do you keep an idiot busy?"

not beating off to this slop is just showing common courtesy to your dick

You're not thinking three dimensionally fat enough.

I think that you're making retarded excuses like a retard.

I remember when Carrie Fisher admitted that, as a lark, she had sex with a random fan she'd met at a sci-fi convention. I wasn't surprised that she was a sexual degenerate, although I was a bit surprised that she'd admit to it so freely. The thing that really shook my worldview was the fact that some guy actually got laid as a result of attending a sci-fi convention.

I fucking love Threads. It's such an insular community with only crazy people that they feel free to openly fedpost and suffer no consequences whatsoever. In a sense it's a throwback to the good old days of the Internet where you could do what you want.

I'll keep spreading my hatred of you to everyone around me. I won't do it quickly, I'll just poison the well, show people your behaviour without context and force pattern recognition into the people.

I declare a writ of: I was only pretending to be retarded.

 

[A Cat in a Minefield]

I don’t want a following anymore I just want to keep my cousin happy
I don’t want to break her heart or lose her smile

 

[Tom Arnold Schwarzenigger]

For some reason, one in five transgenders have a completely unique phenotype no other person has that makes them look less like a woman than any normal man you'd see

josh moon says trans rights

hell is real and the Australian taxpayer lives in it

And I thought the only scary things in Australia were spiders and snakes. But you also have to fund a tranny's fap session.

Xe's mad xe didn't get to groom xer fans into pooning/trooning out becasue some other Discord xister did it first.

 

[The Great One]

eating pussy isnt gay its incredibly straight

 

[Harvey Danger]

Uncle Ruckus is black America's Jungian shadow

 

[Secret Boots]

eating pussy isnt gay its incredibly straight

 

[The Nothingness]

If Derek Chauvin decapitated and cut the eyballs of George Floyd out while screaming "ooga booga" i think the niggers would have had a point tbh

 

[Laetiporus cincinnatus]

ive been training for years to beat up a chimp
ive been play-wrestling with a donkey from time to time

 

[Tom Arnold Schwarzenigger]

@The Nothingness I disagree, he would deserve that

 

[Spiny Rumples]

The Lion King did the mental equivalent of Nagasaki to an entire generation of little autists

 

[BlueArmedDevil]

Guys you can be autistic about Vince and hatefuck each other on DMs.

 

[Tom Arnold Schwarzenigger]

HRT has devastated the white emo community even worse than crack devastated the black community.

 

[Dante Alighieri]

I know a couple places where you can go to see boobies and tits. It's a wholesome hobby being an ornithologist.