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[SpellforceFan]

any more child porn questions?

 

[Tom Arnold Schwarzenigger]

Blessed be the farmer who beats swords into plowshares to harvest such amusement.

The one thing KF always comes together for, regardless of our favored cows or positions in our mass debates, is laughing at stupid niggers.

 

[Tom Arnold Schwarzenigger]

Can we steer the niggers into the jeet neighborhood? I want to see DINDU VS HINDU

"your honor we of the jury recommend immediate processing of the defendant into grade A niggeroni"

 

[a kiwifarms user]

He was then involuntarily institutionalized in a psychiatric hospital where he fantasized about eating the doctors.

 

[Cun75p4rkl35]

You say this as though Gays, even if being better than troons, are deserving of good treatment, which is false.

Oh my FUCKING GOD COOPER

 

[Drip Torch]

fucking tits on a stick

 

[Tom Arnold Schwarzenigger]

I stand by my statements

 

[a kiwifarms user]

I have a large mouth and I must scream, but I must also be mildly helpful in the preparation of spaghetti bolognaise too.

 

[Ill]

sometimes it takes two farmers to spitroast a pig.

 

[Random Internet Person]

Even the most pozzed of American entertainment is better than endless dramas about Chinese Rambos fighting off the Japanese in WW2 or the 351st retelling of Journey to the West.

 

[Meat Target]

Extremism in defence of Limburger is no vice.

bringing up BBC unprompted is the most mindraped goy shit imaginable and im begging you, for the sake of your own soul, to stop thinking about girthy black penises

 

[pro drivor]

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[Xarpho's Return]

It looks like they color coordinated with a Super Nintendo. I haven't seen anybody dress in so much white and purple since 1992

 

[Autistic Joe]

I grew up in a town where black people were a charming theory. The first month of living in the city and sharing a wall and a ceiling with two separate sets of niggers made me very, very racist incredibly quickly.

 

[Pee Cola]

That's what law really is, coercion with moralization and farts

 

[Counterfeit Obol]

This is all according to Flesh.

 

[Return of the Freaker]

Sometimes great artists rape children.

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

When you crack the skull of a black son as a white man on camera, you break open a pinata, and many blacks hands strike our desperate for any candy they can get a hold of.

The vaginas of black women are objects of occult use, they are unironically black magic. For they cause only harm, the black vagina is a portal to hell in all but official classification. It's job is to spit out demons and when the owner of the portal makes this decision to fulfill its purpose, she makes a devils deal, bet on black or bet on red.

So, just to be clear, Snake Surprise, a beetle of some kind, a soup with eyeballs in it, and Chilled Monkey Brains are an unconscionable affront to the dignity of the Indian people, but eating cow shit, drinking cow piss, shitting in the river of trash (Ganges), acid attacks, train challenges, and call center scams are all apart of being the most success and happy country existing in the world, Saar.

Are you aware of the dumb shit that happens when you act like stupid bastards?

How do indians know what kickassia is???

"Look at the beautiful cinematography of these two dudes simulating buttfucking (no homo)."

Tiger Aids and Cummy Bubble Farts are a great choice for band name and debut album title

I learn something each time I go to the farms and I hate love appreciate it

I found a man with a unicorn fursona avatar critcizing Atun-Shei on Youtube.

4Cuck is unusable. I can't even joke or bant anymore without some inconsistent work for free fag banana'ing me...
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Anon posts black lagoon character being a smarmy "jew", character claims to be jewish but fucks a brown nerd canonically. Very non-kosher. I state both of these facts and reference a chapter from the hebrew bible specifically warning jews against racemixing for the lols. Immediately banana'd for nebulous waycism. 4Cuck has been a joke in recent years but now it's fucking ridiculous, it's just Epstein's reddit. No fun allowed.

BRONIES!!! I'M GETTING INFESTED BY BRONIES!!! GYAAAAHHH!!!

I don't know about you all but I'm just following this thread to make sure the porn stars I like aren't lolcows.

Yeah but there's a very broad spectrum (lol) between the "Normal" peg and the "lolcow" peg on the "healthy lifestyle" meter.

If this man was any more pathetic and gay Idubz would sue him for impersonation.

The one thing KF always comes together for, regardless of our favored cows or positions in our mass debates, is laughing at stupid niggers.

Despite being violently French, this is what peak performance looks like.

In polish language the slur for gays is the same word used to describe the thing used to power the bicycle (pedały). So yes, cycling is fucking gay

For Lent, I gave up hate watching YouTube videos, and it honestly made me a much happier person.

"um, sweaty? using the word 'fuck' promotes rape culture
the correct term is 'chud', do better"

Maybe you should take a break from the internet for a day, go for a walk, read a magazine, check a book out from the library.

Josh Moon/Brittany Venti wedding? I better be invited so I can keep the wedding thread updated.

I know I'm several days late on this, but it's Pride Fag Month and I just skimmed over a few pages of two retards arguing over if women like gay sex or not.

Notice how the fag flag has six distinct colors while the actual rainbow (God's promise) has seven. Six being the number of incompletion and seven being the number of completion. Satan can only imitate the God-given beauty of a straight marriage and its purpose. The gays cannot reproduce without raping and molesting, therefore, Satan is a faggot and his theft of the rainbow pisses me off

 

[Gentlebastard]

Mormons are clearly the "our silly retards" of North America.

Totally Spies fans are all degenerates that had their fucked up inflation-foot-fetish sexual awakening from that show. The greatest act of mercy you could bestow on those freaks a quick death. Kim Possible fans are also creepy weirdos but the prior make them look normal by comparison.

If I was walking home in the evening and he pulled up next to me with that stare I would assume he was politely asking to suck my cock.

It's as real as when the call girl said your cock was the biggest she ever has had.

Pat is funny because he is real. It's not an AI. It's not satire. It's not an act. He really is a terminally online retard. He actually says those things, and looks like that.

But..but...Russell had an unrecorded right to that property! He clearly posted his intentions on social media! That shit is BINDING!

Maybe you should take a break from the internet for a day, go for a walk, read a magazine, check a book out from the library.

I am not yet nearly drunk enough for that pseudo-intellectual posturing, but perhaps once I've shit myself a few times and can no longer remember my middle name, I'll give it a go.

I just can't be the only non-retard seeing this weirdo shit.

I asked a black guy what's up with black guys liking fat white women and his response was "what's it with nerdy black women liking white boys"? Touché

If you can watch this video all the way through and think "Yep, that's my equal. We are all the same guys!" I think you're dangerously delusional.

I might actually respect cyclists if they look like they can bludgeon me to death with a baguette.

he has at least as many standards as he has chins

 

[MetalGear - E-Hero Neos]

Benito Mussolini, He was the supreme leader of Kingdom of Italy and taking over Italy land