random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Unimaginative Username]

"HIGGERS could be here" he thought, "I've never been in this neighborhood before. There could be HIGGERS anywhere."

 

[Tablet County]

imagine surviving the apocalypse but still finding yourself living in a HOA

In a free society, literally anyone is free to create a competing Pokémon game without any fear of devastating lawsuits, cease and desist orders, and prison time.

Character strength is Melissa McCarthy shooting a giant ghost in the dick with a proton pack.

That's the dark side of strict classical liberalism: it allows no philosophical basis for banning Pokémon.

This administration is just the gestalt of all conservative stereotypes. Just full on Captain Planet tier villains.

A 13-paragraph advice from a man who was literally cucked to death? Why, thank you.

 

[GamerGateSurvivor]

Okay I stand corrected. Brap God believes that Destiny has blown Nick Fuentes, and because Brap God has always showed impeccable judgement and never led me wrong, I have changed my opinion on the matter.

 

[Meat Target]

Let the man who does not have a list of best breasts cast the first stone

Having a separate computer just for porn might be the smartest thing Hasan has ever done. It makes him immune to a Vaush situation of accidentally exposing his vast collection of armenian jailbait twink porn.

 

[Tom Arnold Schwarzenigger]

From Garfield to Allah. That is the whole story

 

[dcss]

Spending money on gay shirts such as these helps circumvent those uncomfortable questions from parents and older bosses. Wearing a shirt such as these makes it clear you are not getting a wedding or grandchildren ever and it's time for mom to stop asking at Thanksgiving when I'm going to meet a nice girl.

 

[King Metalia]

Is it possible that the Health Department of Eerie County... saw those videos... that Andy put on the damn Internet... they condemned Tom's house, and Tom and Joe have to move out of it...?

 

[Dr Naomi Hunter]

This can be fixed with a nuclear holocaust.

 

[Among Us Gaming]

Homo EBT-rectus,

 

[Anatomical]

finally started reading That Turkroach Thread recently, good stuff

This retarded faggot is so deep in the closet he's playing Hide The Sausage with Mr. Tumnus.

Wait, I inherently have power over black people because I'm white? Does that make me like a necromancer? A negromancer?

I would rather be the poorest, most uneducated, limpest dick white trash cracker on the entire planet than be a sand nigger.

Politics makes retards out of everyone.

Jews Rock!

 

[Meat Target]

Guess he really didn't want to go to the violin recital.

 

[Gentlebastard]

I find it absurdly humorous that in the same post you both call out someone for thinking like niggercattle and then immediately use a niggercattle argument yourself

I also found this video and I need someone to tell me that I've been fooled and this is AI because I cannot believe someone this ugly exists.

Farmville (and its consequences) has been a disaster for the gamer race.

We have crossed the Rubicon of racism.

What's with women and handmade soap? Even Fight Club made fun of it way back in 1999.

 

[The Nothingness]

Any man who brings up the Tifa vs Aerith debate and spergs about it in front of Zoe Kravitz about how those 2 were peak love interest material and nothing recent can compare and then completely blows her off about it being toxic representation of women wins an autistic but not a faggot award from me.

 

[Aunt Carol]

There's an official DBZ table top game. It was made by the same people who made Cyberpunk 2020.

If someone put a bra on me I would be like one of those videos of a cat with a slice of american cheese slapped on my head.

wtf you mean not a real person
trannies are real persons just retarded xd

It's all flower power and peace and love and ethereal visuals. Nobody ever mentions the pooping.

 

[ForTheHoard]

These are the Interesting Times the micks always wished on you

 

[KiwiFuzz2]

I figure if buggery were solely 'Ow, that hurts' followed by 'Ew, that stinks' then it wouldn't have caught on.

Ctrl + F “doxbin”. 0 results found.
Ctrl + F “sharty”. 0 results found.

I'm sperging about anime in a Star Wars thread, on the Chris-chan website. I probably am slightly autismo

Or perhaps I’m attempting to obfuscate the truth about the procedure in order to maintain my status as the man with the most feminine butthole placement.

Being on a reality show shows that he has terrible judgement which means he'd make a great mayor.

 

[Dead Gay Muppet Gangbang]

How long will it be before Doug Walker gets a thread on here?

The message is: All blacks are gay, but not all gays are black.

weird CG dancing beans

 

[UnsufficentBoobage]

in the cakes defense i have stomach issues, so idk if that's why, but be forewarned. if you have a sensitive stomach they might come for you too and they'll taste good while they do it

I stand corrected OP, one person cares faggot

Update: it's even worse; he's Welsh

Now imagine the same situation, but add that nearly everyone's dead and you have to poop in a bucket

A couple of years ago I dressed up as a banana and a lot of kids liked it

They're the stupidest bug right next to the brown marmorated stinkbug - who, from what I can gather, has only one evolutionary purpose on Earth, which is: to wander aimlessly on my walls and ceilings until a light is turned on, then they will rapidly fly like they're fucking drunk around said light until they eventually bash their head against the light fixture or the walls too many times and die

Imagine leaving your dog with a redditor. It would end up with a blown out anus and an eating disorder by the time you got home

"BUT OUR CHICKEN SANDWICH IS THE SHIT AND IT WAS MADE BY...BOB WHO ALTERED THE RECIPE BY USING A URINE SAMPLE! $13 PLEASE!" yeah okay, whatever.

Reddit never ceases to come up with new, 100% mongoloided neologisms

Call me old-fashioned but i don't even talk politics with family members apart from the occassional holocaust denial

what if i haven't a tower

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Someone find this for me, I shall visit and update y'all on if the wood is real.

thread tax: people using the word 'cunty' or 'face card' makes me constipated

Geralt (the character known for knobbing women like he was head of Nurgle's STD squad)

Ramadan is as retarded as Hanukkah and take up crustatian limb amount of days out of jealousy of how fucking good roaches of the sea and pork taste

I could not take out a loan to rent half a fuck to give that that's their job.

There was a bird outside my window that sounded almost 1:1 with a fuckin smoke detector. He sat there singing the song of his people for a good 30 minutes. Chirped at me when I told it fuck off. Fuck that particular bird, I hope a hawk gets it.

 

[Dolly Brooks]

Americans consider having anglo DNA to be boring so they want something exotic like German or Polish

 

[Cun75p4rkl35]

Yo this autistic dude out there dickin down two women at once without even speaking the language? Bet you he even took a train to and from the shoot.
And you're gonna tell me with a straight face Nippon isn't the land of opportunity?

Chewing tobacco is the most heterosexual, can't suck a dick when you have no jaw.