random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Chromeo]

I for one remain skeptical as to the existence of women, I think they were invented by the Hallmark company to sell Valentine's day cards.

Remember that you can check those Epstein Files, but you know whose name isn't in it? SpongeBob SquarePants

One pair of headphones for me. One for my wife. One for God. One for the woman I am in telepathic communication with. One for my cat that can understand English fully.

What is best in life?
To crush your San Fransiscoid enemies, see their B2B SaaS slop driven before you, and hear the lamentations of their frumpy 4/10 asian women

Come on, who hasn't had their river catch fire?

Wrong, it was dickwolves.

If you think about it Himmler's wife should have been named Herrler.

This nigga wants to fuck birds!

Listen I paid my two-hundred bucks so I'm just as entitled to grab a handful of Horace Horsecollar's ass as any womanchild. I don't care if it's a little Dominican guy in there. Disney stands for diversity.

The elites don’t want you to know this but the injuns on the roadside are free you can take them home. I have 458 injuns.

To worship an evil deity says a lot about someone's character.

Wypipo don season they pineal glands

When I first benched two plates, I immediately said "YAYYYYYY!" - Pulled out my wieiner, and proceeded to just slap it against the bar while screaming nonstop. The only problem was that I forgot I was at Planet Fitness and that they only have Smith machines, so it didn't count. Also, I was banned from Planet Fitness. It was then, at that moment, I knew America was decaying and not rewarding real heroes.

 

[Tablet County]

"how can I make this harmless cosplay about rape"

>name your game Marathon
>it doesn't run

every "enjoy prison" is an ejaculation.

 

[Oxyjen]

Nick is just immune from the effects of front end loaders. He knows it. You know it in your heart too.

 

[Gentlebastard]

a cocaine lever should be considered a human right

Of course it's wishful thinking. It's just funny to imagine.

WOMEN FRENS: is there a strong hypothesis that the bigger the earrings, the more retarded the woman? Because I notice whyte wahmen can't go full niglet with da hoops, but the cunts will use these big injun earrings that are the trapped souls of their aborted children to give them connection to Moloch? Can you confirm/deny?

I will neither cease, nor desist, child. I am a rage demon of farts and sweat.

I don't use AI assistants so is this a learned thing from the AI, like did it browse his search history and riff off that?*

*If so, how did she not make black bugchasing gangbang comparisons?

If someone can't appreciate Goku changing into a super saiyan to the backdrop of "Change" by fucking Deftones - they may be a faggot.

I wouldn't feed them to my wood chipper, I'd have to power-wash the fat off afterwards and I can never find the right nozzle for that.

what is greater, his cuckoldry or his faggotry?

of course the answer is his corpulent ass, but man this guy is a faggot cuckold of the highest order.

 

[Legalize Asbestos]

If I made a show about England being hell on Earth and everyone just sat around drinking tea you'd be like, "what's so bad about this" and I'd just gesture frantically "it's England".

 

[Commander Suzdal]

And we had to circle every tree, bush, curb and leaf on the ground, and sniff every other dog’s butt.

 

[DumbDude43]

assholes do 'wink' under certain conditions

 

[Tablet County]

Note that Muslims and Jews must have cheese without the ham, which is totally gay.

 

[Spectate]

What if I told you that UTTP has secret life that they're reading the dangerous controversial book that James Mason already written the book called "SIEGE" as the black pilling terrorism against the worlds such as Jews, Blacks, Asians and others. It's build up resistance for UTTP and they attended to attack and mass shootings to invading The Amazing Digital Circus theaters if they do. If they decide to kill victims and more victims in total UTTP death.

 

[Tablet County]

So on the one hand you have goyslop peddlers, on the other hand you have influencers selling you streptococci-b laden "raw" foods from the local "Shit Your Whole Ass Inside Out Dairy Collective #maga #trump #patriotprayer" gang.

Niggaz are wildin' late night at the Sauce Store. Sauces in every consistency and octane you can imagine.

 

[Laburnum]

Ok, well you're expecting the guy who has "nuanced" views on dog fucking to be reasonable on other issues and that seems silly to me!

 

[Black Man Underwear]

Meiwaku was so hot before the Islamic arc

@Haramburger, You want that green armpit hair pussy?
do you think she dyed her ass hair too?

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

in the end everyone shit and pissed themselves.

 

[D_Tractor]

I'm the nigger of the entire world

 

[Aunt Carol]

If I can't call you a faggot jew nigger and you can't call me a monkey fucking turbo gook, then none of us are free.

There is no God but Allah and Garfield is His Messenger.

we are the autism defense force, protecting the world from our dark side. only autism can meet autism upon the ideological field of battle

They're the Coffee Brand Coffee of tinned fish.

So it isn't racist to hate white, yellow, or brown people?

Wait where does Shakira fall in here?

For someone who is dying so much she just rarely actually dies.

OTOH he also wasn't part of the state-wide mormon conspiracy.

 

[frozen_runner]

Mamacita detected.

Pizza is haram.

NASCAR drivers are a lot like airline pilots. They should all be white guys.

Even at 30 seconds a lap that's 40 min. Do you have any idea how many minecraft subway surfer skibi ai narrated montages I could cram into my fried out zoomer brain in that timeframe?

Would wiping your ass with Jynx be a hate crime?

"Oh no, kids! Your Pikachu is hurt! The only way to heal it is by choosing the difference between pansexual and bisexual!"

The girlboss is actually real & stomps on my balls nightly

Kiwi Farms: Come for the racism and transphobia and doxing, but stay for the arcane firefighting knowledge.

Why do those confederates look so swarthy?

Shit made me homophobic and im gay

Don't blame Jews for this.

Luke Skywalker was a rabbi.

Nothing is a psy-op and you should masturbate more.

Tech dystopia or infinite niggers. You can only pick one and the elites are retarded enough to try both.

The idea that horror has to be subversive is very Jewish.

Nobody ever misses the Kaiser.

He has a certain Mr. Potato Head charm.

The bunker walls rumble every three seconds from the falling bombs. A loudspeaker quietly announces more tunnels collapsing in a bored tone.

The faithful are strewn around the floor, chanting as one: nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger

Imagine your race getting turned into nigger popsicles, couldn’t be me.

porn is a tool by the french to make every gay

Now this is what I come to the Farms for, an interview about gas station dick pills. Also, the bar mentioned in the article looks pretty good.

 

[SNEED.EXE]

Imagine your race getting turned into nigger popsicles, couldn’t be me. I sure love not being as contemptible as the people who are getting themselves turned into nigger popsicles

Time for some stress relief.

>buys box of nigger dolls, straps TNT to it and blows it up. Shoves ashes into asshole. Records entire thing and posts it to black reddit.

Ahhhhhh. Better than a massage.

Very chuddy. I owe you an apology, I wasn't familiar with your game.

like the Chinese do best, millions of these were shat out in a matter of minutes

The race war finally comes but it’s just people making TikToks of themselves destroying stress dolls of people they don’t like.

trivial things (things that are not extreme i.e. domestic violence)

I love that you have almost completely obliterated Lithuania

 

[Meat Target]

You can choke to death on my cock, how does that sound? Faggot.

thats not a very straight way to kill a man

 

[Gentlebastard]

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He rarely gives anything other than a 1 or 5 star. It's either gud like meat or bad like shughur

The great thing about thermodynamic equations is they're true whether we snarkpost or not.

Why’d he put “poor people” in quotes. even without the quotes it’s obvious he’s talking about niggers and spics. Dog whistles are supposed to be subtle.

Sometimes reading this thread, I feel like a cenobite cause that feeling of an awful person suffering?

Feels pretty fucking good.

Bro, you have no idea how mega autistic and deep the Habbo lolcow rabbit hole goes.

It's insanely fun to just monitor these people, it's sort of my secret guilty personal lolcow farm that I haven't shared with anyone.

 

[Sawamura Simp]

So perhaps it's better to have fun than to be 14% more right and depressed. But I want you to know I am still right, even if I didn't post my reasoning.

What would dark side phil look like as a terrorist?

I want cool armor and badass design, not the women who draw Harry Potter getting impregnated in games

I'm not going to get into an argument with you out of respect for the tenth anniversary of Harambe's passing.

Spoiler: Wreckieta Bonus

Real photo of Nicholas Rekieta driving a van full of children while tweeting and inhaling nitrous, then spotting a huge, slow, bright yellow industrial loader directly ahead.