Culture ‘The Mandalorian and Grogu’ Review: Baby Yoda Takes the Silver Screen

  • 🇵🇦 Nuestro primer dominio localizado está en español en kiwifarms.pa. Our first localized domain is on Spanish on kiwifarms.pa.
  • Want to keep track of this thread?
    Accounts can bookmark posts, watch threads for updates, and jump back to where you stopped reading.
    Create account
“The human face is the great subject of the cinema.” That’s Ingmar Bergman, in a widely cited quote. If he’s right, then what could possibly be the thinking behind the Mandalorian, a franchise-carrying hero permanently covered by a helmet?

I’m aware that opening a “Star Wars” spinoff review with a Bergman line may come off as sniffy. It would be cruel to judge “Star Wars: The Mandalorian and Grogu” — directed by Jon Favreau as a continuation of the story he built over three seasons of television — alongside works by the Swedish master. Blockbusters are, in many ways, a step removed from cinema, their universes so stacked with rules and narrative intricacy that they fall into a category all their own, in a galaxy far, far away from “Persona.”

In this movie’s pocket of that galaxy, the Mandalorian is an armored bounty hunter who has taken to accepting one-off contract jobs for the New Republic — better known, from the franchise’s dualistic viewpoint, as the good guys. His given name is technically Din Djarin, but he mostly goes by Mando, and he is played with breakneck speed, vigorous brawn and flinty stoicism by the ever likable, and ever shrouded, Pedro Pascal. To remove Mando’s helmet is akin to an assault, a violation of his people’s sacred oath, and so, like a medical device or a lanyard at Comic-Con, the helmet stays on.

That’s bad news for viewers like me, who consider staring at a metal visor for over two hours a violation of our own sacred oath. Fortunately, there’s a second lead whose blinky eyes and perky ears are wholly visible: that precious, eucalyptus-colored protégé called Grogu by the lore and Baby Yoda by the fans. He is still here, and still cute, his creased face and waddling, animatronic frame offsetting the pixel polish found elsewhere in the frame.

The duo’s story kicks into gear once Mando accepts a mission from the New Republic’s Colonel Ward (Sigourney Weaver, on autopilot) to track down an elusive Imperial holdout. Because the bad guy’s identity is a mystery, Mando has to go through the devilish, delinquent Hutt Twins, those slimy, molluscoid brutes whose sibling alliance verges on incestuous. In exchange for the intelligence, Mando must rescue their kidnapped nephew, Rotta (voiced by Jeremy Allen White), a sinewy maverick who’s been coerced into competing in gladiatorial games on a distant planet.

As tangled “Star Wars” plots go, it’s a pretty straightforward affair, cleaving almost equally into discrete halves that could very well have been two episodes on a streamer. Like much of “The Mandalorian” series — not to mention nearly every big-screen action flick these days — the movie is more or less a chain of fight scenes: Mando versus transgressors; Mando versus a “Monsters, Inc.”-worth of ferocious beasts; Mando versus a spate of nameless henchmen. “I try to avoid violence,” the ordinarily taciturn hero deadpans at one point in a line meant to elicit chuckles.

The dialogue is almost uniformly mind-numbing, stuffed with filler like “good luck, you’re going to need it” and “we don’t have much time.” (The screenplay is by Favreau, Dave Filoni and Noah Kloor.) The movie’s best interlude eschews talking to instead trail Grogu on a miniature solo adventure. It has to do with Grogu’s enduring devotion to Mando, his long-established father figure, and the segment is unexpectedly touching.

The moment ends with a message about the covenant between generations, the responsibility of the parent to the child, and vice versa. It doesn’t totally land, mainly because Mando and Grogu only sometimes read as a mutually caretaking lone wolf and cub. More often, they suggest a buddy comedy, a trope brought to the “Star Wars” market long ago by the original outlaw and housebroken sidekick, Han Solo and Chewie. In a cloying touch, this installment doubles down on its claims to cuteness by tossing in extra creature companions: a foursome of Anzellans, those wiry gremlin gadgeteers who dismayingly make the case that what we’re watching is merely “Minions” to the third trilogy’s “Despicable Me.”

“Star Wars” is often seen as the prototype for today’s franchise hegemony, a model for Marvel and Minions and everything else. But uneasily attending “The Mandalorian and Grogu” is an extratextual suspicion: Amid a dizzying deluge of series and animated sidebars, has Disney diluted its biggest brand? As its return to the IMAX — I mean, silver — screen, the saga could do worse than this movie. With their main guy’s face behind metal, that’s a more than respectable showing.

 
I first saw the thread title and thought it said
‘The Mandalorian and Grogu’ Review: Baby Yoda Takes Up the Silver Screen
and that was what I expected from the movie.

When I first heard they were making this I knew it was going to be a 2 hour episode. I read some article the other day where they said SW could choose one of two directions: the serious adult stories of Andor, or the cute adventure pap of Baby Yoda. This Is The Way.

Favreau and Filoni think this will be a huge hit and save cinematic SW. They are dead wrong.
 
Favreau and Filoni think this will be a huge hit and save cinematic SW. They are dead wrong.
I had faith in Jon Favreau until I saw this movie.

If the ending to season 2 isn't enough to convince you, watch the fan reactions to everything after the X-wing shows up.

What I see when I see that is an absolute masterclass of storytelling structure.

The fans are suspicious but quietly hopeful.

The show only gives us hints that it is, in fact Luke, but everyone is getting excited.

Luke starts tearing up shit because that's exactly what the fans wanted to see from Luke. Everyone is losing their minds.

The action stops momentarily to remind everyone that this is Mando's show by letting him save Grogu from Moff Gideon.

Luke goes back to tearing up shit. Everyone continues to be excited.

The anticipation for the reveal.

The reveal.

Then, only after everyone gets their squeeing out, does Luke finally get to stop and talk to everyone.

Mando removes his helmet in a moment that's meaningful to Star Wars without feeling really cheap. Everyone is getting teary-eyed.

R2-D2 shows up. Everyone's perked up again.

Sad ending, but earned.

So, here I am thinking that someone like Favreau being involved is going to do something useful in the understanding that this is a movie, not a TV series. And in that, I was very, very wrong.

This felt like a throwaway effort from literally everyone involved: Oh, we had a couple of episodes of a TV show to burn off? Let's show it in theaters instead! This would have been better served by doing a one-night-only theater screening of the first "episode" of the new series. This instead feels like "this really doesn't feel meaty enough for TV, but we're not going to do anything that structures it better into a movie, so...big screen, it is!"
 
Última edición por un moderador:
Disney is run by retards. Bob Iger, much like the rest of his vermin race, is a cretin. They're always too proud to admit defeat and acquiesce to the wishes of the goyim, and now the whole company is paying the price.

Kennedy should have been sacked the moment the second movie came out and bombed, instead the kike left her in control of Lucas Arts (likely because she was doing what he wanted her to do, shitting out demoralization) for years, each new turd she shat out nailing another nail in the SW coffin.

No one could have believed SW could be losing money 20 years ago, yet all it took was a Jew and his Karen golem to prove them wrong.

The bigger problem for Disney is that there are no new IPs to rape. They, and the rest of the Hollywood Jews, have defiled everything there was to violate.

They're now left with videogame IPs, and their workforce is so ideologically captivated that they can't even hold their load until the first season is over before they begin with the subversion, demoralization and antagonization of the audience.

Hollywood better pray Blackrock, Vanguard and the Silicon Valley subhumans have enough billions in their coffers to keep propping them up for the next few decades, because they sure as fuck aren't going to be making any money themsleves.
 
I don’t get any fear response from Pascal. I find him overhyped both from the lefty ‘oh he is so the symbol of modern masculinity’ and the other ‘ooh he is gonna glomp you and fondle your spleen!’

He’s just a dumb 21st century Hollywood fagtard. Meh. No need to get worked up about it.
 
Kennedy should have been sacked the moment the second movie came out and bombed, instead the kike left her in control of Lucas Arts (likely because she was doing what he wanted her to do, shitting out demoralization) for years, each new turd she shat out nailing another nail in the SW coffin.
The Last Jedi was the exact moment where I just stopped giving any fucks about Disney Star Wars. It is without a doubt the worst movie ever made (barring child porn like Cuties). Not only did was it a terrible movie with nonsensical character motivations, not only did it destroy any prospects for its own trilogy, but it has the unique ability to actively ruin the characters and universe of three beloved films. I mean between the Luke Skywalker character assassination and the concept of Kamikaze Warp Drive attacks I don't know how anyone still gave a fuck about Disney Star Wars after that.
 
I might be wrong because I think Star Wars is gay and I only watched the first season of this show under duress (while shitpositng on /tv/) but no I don't think baby yeed is Yoda, just the same species.
"Baby Yoda" was what everyone called him before the name drop because he's the same species as the dude, that's it.

Seriously, they could have had a damn money printer with The Man With No Face (you know, the OG Boba Fett from the movies, just shinier) as a Star Wars counterpart to The Man With No Name, but no, they decided to fuck all that up.

>we_had_a_good_thing_going.mp4
 
"Baby Yoda" was what everyone called him before the name drop because he's the same species as the dude, that's it.

Seriously, they could have had a damn money printer with The Man With No Face (you know, the OG Boba Fett from the movies, just shinier) as a Star Wars counterpart to The Man With No Name, but no, they decided to fuck all that up.

>we_had_a_good_thing_going.mp4
I don't think it's should of had more then one season to be honest. They are just so desperate for a win they ran with a finished plot.
 
I don't think it's should of had more then one season to be honest. They are just so desperate for a win they ran with a finished plot.
S2 was eh... mostly good. Unfortunately the signs of Filoni getting his hooks in deep were evident, but it ended on a solid note despite his intervention. But Disney being Disney had to try and milk the dry teat, and Filoni and KK had to run it into the ground out of spite.
 
That was John Wayne's grandson Brendan Wayne or a stuntman under the helmet not Pedro. Pedro was just voice acting in a sound booth whenever the helmet was on.
Yeah, and Pascal was pissed that he didn't get any actual screen time, hence The Mandalorian increasingly taking his helmet off more and more, much to the ruination of the overall show.
 
Atrás
Top Abajo